Ultimate Revenge on Sis

L M A O. I don't think she'll be crossing her brother again any time soon. Dirty bitch, eh? Funniest thing I've read in a good while.
 
That is so fucking AWESOME. Serves the bitch right. Stop throwing rocks in your glass house.
 
My response is in MSN convo form:

Mitch says:
sister one?
yeh
Justin says:
Yeah
Best shit ever
Britney bitch posted that he should take it down lol
I would sooo do something like that lol
Mitch says:
i would threaten it
before doing it
then make her get me out the problem
by saying that she put the beer there to get me in shit
that way you win in 2 ways
Justin says:
True
And
Still post it
Because you can't get in trouble for that shit lol
Unless she wants to get in trouble too
Mitch says:
nah i would hold onto it for when i need it next
if you post it, you got nothing to threaten her with
Justin says:
The next page, dum dum dum!
lol
That's true I guess
I love the one that says titty bang lmfao
Like really?
 
I like how Brit says he should be more mature and take it down. That it was his fault he had beer in his room. I got to thinkin', is it not her fault she needed a list to remember who she had and hadn't blowed or let touch her Cooter? Brit must be a fuckin' Wheaties cover girl.
 
I heard about this on the radio yesterday omw to work. Made for a laugh. Best part I believe was she got pissed and posted for her brother to take it down and he asked what she was going to do about it, tell her parents her brother posted her BJ list.
 
Holy shit! LOL
 
Cant access the link from work =/ guess ill have to wait till i get home /cry
 
Here's the list

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Good ol high school teeny boppers!
 
This is actually a close friend of mine's friend lol, or so he claims. He told me about this like a month ago. Anyone know what state these people are from? If they're from Texas then that's pretty funny.
 
I feel bad for Russel, no V-card for him, he just gets to eat at the salad bar.

I love how she's put dates next to them. "Mission completed!"
 
That's hilarious.

I wonder how the next day of school was for her! I don't think it gave an age for her, but chances are if she is digging through her brother's room, she still lives at home. I hope she had a snickers bar. "Wanna get away"
 
Brian totally needs to get a haircut!

It looks like a classic high school "hot or not" list but way raunchier. I doubt the next day was all that bad, maybe a few glares from prissy stuck up chicks, I've seen way worse.

A girl in high school's last name rhymed with the word bum. Yeah she definitely took it "In the Bum (LastName)" and it stuck from then on.
 
Dowzer said:
Brian totally needs to get a haircut!

It looks like a classic high school "hot or not" list but way raunchier. I doubt the next day was all that bad, maybe a few glares from prissy stuck up chicks, I've seen way worse.

A girl in high school's last name rhymed with the word bum. Yeah she definitely took it "In the Bum (LastName)" and it stuck from then on.
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Don't be sure of yourself. She could very well suffer this out for a long fucking time.

Mire, I thought those were scores of some sort. They wouldn't be in chronological order.. and that's just weird.
 
Still cant see the list, damn work browser XD
 
If they're in elementary school, yeah she's got some suffering to do.

If she's in high school, it's a classic case of an excited promiscuous girl and is actually pretty damn normal. Only the uptight little ammatures will shun her. Christ, she still has her virginity for fucks sake, real dirty ones lost that far before grade 8.

9/13, 10/24, 10/4 are scores? Seems like September and October to me.
 
Dowzer said:
If they're in elementary school, yeah she's got some suffering to do.

If she's in high school, it's a classic case of an excited promiscuous girl and is actually pretty damn normal. Only the uptight little ammatures will shun her. Christ, she still has her virginity for fucks sake, real dirty ones lost that far before grade 8.
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Maybe it's normal where you're from, and I'm pretty sure it's not too far off here either. My point is she'll catch hell from her peers. Or at least she would if she were from around here. Unless of course she caught a break and it made her more popular?! That's a legit possibility now a days.

Things changed that much in a decade that teens don't use any excuse to torment the living fuck out of other teens?
 
Germ said:
That's hilarious.

I wonder how the next day of school was for her! I don't think it gave an age for her, but chances are if she is digging through her brother's room, she still lives at home. I hope she had a snickers bar. "Wanna get away"
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Wanna get away is Southwest Airlines lol.
Morcheeba said:
Maybe it's normal where you're from, and I'm pretty sure it's not too far off here either. My point is she'll catch hell from her peers. Or at least she would if she were from around here. Unless of course she caught a break and it made her more popular?! That's a legit possibility now a days.

Things changed that much in a decade that teens don't use any excuse to torment the living fuck out of other teens?
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Sheesh Cheeba, you and your "things have changed so much in schools" theories!

People will surely tease her about it, but she's in high school so when she gets out it will die out. Her friends will get over it also. Handjobs, blowjobs, and the such is bad, but she still is a virgin. It's not that bad really lol. Reminds me of my friend who was all paranoid that her friend was telling everyone her "biggest secret ever." She gave some guy a blowjob lol... and he didn't even cum. Shit, I lost my virginity before High School.

Don't get me wrong, this is bad, but people will get over it before she gets out of school. And if not, then they will after because most of the people who saw it, she won't even speak to anymore.
 
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