Urat is a Fishbotting Fuck

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Raesvelg said:
I never get tired of the "I'm not an idiot, I was doing all of this to fool you for my own amusement" posts.

Really.

Because, y'know, it's not like every idiot who's ever been caught being an idiot hasn't made the exact same post.
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Quoted for emphasis. I was thinking this, but Raesvelg hit it right on the head.
 
Wait, when did Rainman here turn into Hannibal Lecter?
 
Urat said:
social experiment excuses
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When proper mastermind trolls reveal themselves, they spell properly and clue in on grammar to complete the shock and awe. Nice try.

Remember

YOU can't spell.
YOUR posts are dumb.
YOU'RE fucking retarded.

Get 'em right next time and maybe you'll pull the wool over someone's eyes.
 
Urat said:
Got a park with access tonight, in ontario atm, man lake superior is amazing, I'll have to put some pics up or something sometime...

Anywho, first off, ffxiap sucks and is not worth the effort, I prefer wizbot, I just forgot to click the little tick that makes it stop reeling in when my inv is full, whoops, I'll make sure to check that one from now on once I'm back.

Second, ebisu is to lu shangs is to a halcyon rod money making wise. I only ended up blowing tops 400K or so on it, which is all of 2-3 overnights in vunkerl, and best yet both the gugra and lik I handed in happened to be ones I actually bothered to reel in by hand. Meh

I honestly have to say this leads me open to many more trolling opportunities on you guys, I have to say of all the various boards I browse you guys are the biggest bunch of gullible, easily goaded, hot tempered load of losers I've ever met. some of you are starting to clue in, I'm doing this for my amusement.

Miros figured it out pretty fast, and he did disprove of all the posts I made egging you guys on. Every over obviously noob post, every thoery, every lie cheat and retarded post, every adaberk, was to piss you guys off. Your the wasp nest that just keeps on going, and I can't help myself and keep poking.

It's like prodding a chained down dog with a stick, except instead of a dog your a she lion in heat, and instead of a stick its a branding iron.

All of your sad attempts at insults, your furiously typed posts, your little jokes, are hilarious to me. It sometimes makes me feel a little bad for you all, so few are getting the joke.

I think some have figured it out though. It was fun trolling you guys, but your running out of new jokes and it's turning into the same old rehashed jabs that just don't work anymore. Sorry qcdn, but you have been the most retarded board I've ever encountered across the internet.
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Yeah... no.
 
Also, vote that we force change Urat's avatar to Hannibal.


Wearing a party hat.

And a clown nose.
Man, that'll be sweet :3
 
The jokes on us, kids. All that time he spent railing on about cheaters and writing that fishing guide was simple a ruse! God we're stupid.


He got caught, and this is his only course of action to try to save face. Although, I do wonder if he's expecting us to go all "oooh an ahhhh" over his obviously superior intellect... lol

What a tool.
 
Excim said:
The jokes on us, kids. All that time he spent railing on about cheaters and writing that fishing guide was simple a ruse! God we're stupid.


He got caught, and this is his only course of action to try to save face. Although, I do wonder if he's expecting us to go all "oooh an ahhhh" over his obviously superior intellect... lol

What a tool.
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It's 'coz you're a retard that you won't understand someone like Urat...DUH
 
Excim said:
The jokes on us, kids. All that time he spent railing on about cheaters and writing that fishing guide was simple a ruse! God we're stupid.


He got caught, and this is his only course of action to try to save face. Although, I do wonder if he's expecting us to go all "oooh an ahhhh" over his obviously superior intellect... lol

What a tool.
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Nope, he's expecting us to do exactly this so he can say "SEE GUIEZ I STIL TROLL U".
What fun it must be, being Urat right now.
 
Ever see the Prestige? Urat is an artist. He's in-character, all the time. He leveled a shitty endgame job and ONLY a shitty endgame job, just to troll. He wrote guides about chocobo raising and bitched about his theories being plausible, just to troll. He fished to 100, got an Ebisu and botted, just to troll.

We should all be in awe of how determined and how thorough Urat is as an artist. Lord knows I am.

He probably had a good long day or being away on vacation to think about whether or not this was the best time to drop the curtain on us poor pathetic clueless fools. I for one welcome our new boneheaded overlord.
 
I totally called it on Post #41

Send me 100g!
 
Urat said:
I honestly have to say this leads me open to many more trolling opportunities on you guys, I have to say of all the various boards I browse you guys are the biggest bunch of gullible, easily goaded, hot tempered load of losers I've ever met. some of you are starting to clue in, I'm doing this for my amusement.
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You are so completely full of shit. You aren't doing this for your amusement. No one is buying your bullshit.

You're doing this because you got caught so the members of the We Hate Botters bandwagon kicked your ass off the island. You are so desperate for attention and acceptance that you immediately jumped to the other side, regurgitating the arguments made by members of that bandwagon. You're not clever. You're not cute. Your blatant need for validation from someone... anyone... is totally fucking pathetic.

Urat said:
Miros figured it out pretty fast, and he did disprove of all the posts I made egging you guys on. Every over obviously noob post, every thoery, every lie cheat and retarded post, every adaberk, was to piss you guys off. Your the wasp nest that just keeps on going, and I can't help myself and keep poking.
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I would like to clarify this one point. I really only see two options here. Either you're lying about the above and you're really an idiot, so you were posting idiotic crap. Or you knew what you were posting was stupid, yet you did it anyway to flamebait the rest of the board. So which is it?
 
Riiiiight.

Urat, since this was your divine plan since you registered here, would you still say you're the man-behind the man-behind the man after considering how well you have EVER been received here?

That'll require thinking back beyond a week ago, when you laid the icing on the cake, pressing your finger tips together like old man Smithers.

"Excellent!"



NO.



You were a moron to even attempt your most recent post. You were a moron to even attempt the one before that. You were a moron for botting. And you have been a moron in literally every post you have created or participated in since you've been here.


Annnd, you're telling me that's your big plan?



It's easy to be the gaping douche on the Internet. Just do everything wrong. That's quite the experiment you managed to prove there, tiger. You must get lost in character like Robert Downey Jr. or some shit because you sure are convincing.

Remember to thank the academy when you're done having your way with us.


:facepalm:
 
Linhjah said:
You're doing this because you got caught so the members of the We Hate Botters bandwagon kicked your ass off the island. You are so desperate for attention and acceptance that you immediately jumped to the other side, regurgitating the arguments made by members of that bandwagon. You're not clever. You're not cute. Your blatant need for validation from someone... anyone... is totally fucking pathetic.
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I'd love to take this time to remind everyone that Urat jumped to the "Other Side" with persons of dubious nature (and no, I don't mean the LS Leonine - that shell was merely caught in the midst of his jassackery) a long fucking time ago.

He jumped in bed with them to save his "blessed" ass, so-to-speak.
 
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