Urinal Test

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LOL :twisted: thought this was cute -

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I got a 40 out of 60
Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society, since at least you have the means to determine where to go to the bathroom. Well, not counting that time when 'your dog' mysteriously wrote his name in the snow on your neighbour's lawn. Yeah, that's right, we know. :shock:
 
60 out of 60


We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall.
You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them.
Congratulations!
 
Good thing I'm female LMAO

20 out of 60


Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.
 
50 out of 60


Well, although not perfect, it's nice to see that you're able to follow the simple rules of urinating in a proper and orderly manner. We're willing to bet that your friends aren't as good at peeing as you are. Now, isn't that something special? You can take pride in the fact that you know how to use the facilities properly. That's more than most of our staff can say....


The only one that got me was #6. All the other ones I knew for sure. Main Rule, Never -ever- stand between two guys. #6, I wasnt gonna click anything, but I didnt think it would give me that option, so I went ahead and clicked 4. Bah! I would've been a perfect pee'er too.
 
60 out of 60

We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!


lol I follow these rules exactly. :D :roll:
 
I got a 20 out of 60, haha. Yeah, definitly no Y chromosomes here. All I know about the mens room is some of the horror stories my husband tells me- man, if half of what he's said is true, then you guys are NASTY. :shock: :shock: :cry:
 
40 out of 60

Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society, since at least you have the means to determine where to go to the bathroom. Well, not counting the infamous 'Denny's Incident of 1995'. Yeah, that's right, we know.
 
I got 0/60, but I like to stand as close to other penises as possible, so in my books, that's a 60/60.
 
does anyone else besides me feel proud when they outpee someone? once at a crowded movie theatre i was peeing so long that 2 ppl used the urinal next to me and finished before me.... ahh the glory days
 
No way, man, the longer you pee, the more backsplatter you get. Gross. The winner is the fastest peer.
 
lol 40 of 60 >_>
 
Veovis said:
50 out of 60


Well, although not perfect, it's nice to see that you're able to follow the simple rules of urinating in a proper and orderly manner. We're willing to bet that your friends aren't as good at peeing as you are. Now, isn't that something special? You can take pride in the fact that you know how to use the facilities properly. That's more than most of our staff can say....


The only one that got me was #6. All the other ones I knew for sure. Main Rule, Never -ever- stand between two guys. #6, I wasnt gonna click anything, but I didnt think it would give me that option, so I went ahead and clicked 4. Bah! I would've been a perfect pee'er too.
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yep
 
60 out of 60


We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!


They tried to get me on that #6, but I know the rules... I AM THE URINATOR!
 
0 out of 60


Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.

Hehehehehe :twisted:
 
_Neosquall_ said:
0 out of 60


Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.

Hehehehehe :twisted:
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Well...being female I naturally had to dumb myself down :twisted: and got a 50/60...hehe
 
Rones said:
But you don't touch anything in a urinal unlike stalls.
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Backsplatter man, it's shitty. Or pissy. Either way, I prefer stalls too. And you don't touch anything unless you sit down to pee, in which case, you're either a girl or a sissy.
 
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