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ok... im Arakuu... Jarett is my friend and the other guy is someone my friend knows... i was just messing with him (me and my friend always joke about sexual stuff, to scare people, and i went far and lold, i dont mean any of this, duh, sorry if it offends anyone..." oh, he had a light limegreen color, hurt my eyes, so i messed with hi, may be stupid to you, but im lolling












Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
thoma

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
s

Arakuu says:
did you bring me anything silver?

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
ho the hwll is this

Arakuu says:
i love kinky sexy with jj

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
ho r u

Arakuu says:
your bf?

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
wut

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
hey sexy

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
wut is your name

Arakuu says:
ok, so jb sticks his finger up my ass and i blow my load, it was odd

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
lol

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
wut thfuck u twitid bich

Arakuu says:
and then you come in and blow a load all over the wall, wtf, you aimed totally
wrong!

Arakuu says:
and you got one QUEER as fuck color, it burns my eyesm not like jbs cum? amirite?>

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
lol

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
fuck u

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
god dam

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
]no fuck me

Arakuu says:
I WANNA BE FUCKED TOO!

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
dip shit

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
yes lets go

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
right her right now

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
no

Arakuu says:
okm *bends over to pick up the soap thats not there*

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
i will bend u over and fill u up with LOVE

Arakuu says:
lol

Arakuu says:
kooko can take it like a man, FROM BEHIDN!

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
u are fuck ho ever u r

Arakuu says:
can you spell workds correctly, or do you need to be more queerer, ?

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
lol

Arakuu says:
i have to select your words to read it, it burns my penis... errr. eyes

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
läßt Bumsen

Arakuu says:
lol

Arakuu says:
ME! ME!

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
ABKOMMEN!

Arakuu says:
LOOK, IM QUEER LIKE KOOKO!

Arakuu says:
I TAKE IT UP THE ASS, W00T, IM KOOKO, !

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
lol o will give u recive

Arakuu says:
dude, this guy, kok, does he have red hair?

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
u be my bitch

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
PLEASE

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
fuck u ass hole i am going to fuck kill u then give your body to Jarett that
neckro bich

Arakuu says:
GOOD BYE MY LOVER, GOODBYE MY FRIEND, YOU HAVE BEEN THE ONE, YOU
HAVE BEEN THE ONE FOR ME!

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
yes

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
ok fag

Arakuu says:
OMG HES A RED HAIRED STEPCHILED

Arakuu says:
do you get beaten? do you have a firecrotch? if i touch it, will i be burned?

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
wut

Arakuu says:
8====D(_0_) GIVE IT TO ME BABY! I LIKE FIRECROTCHES,!

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
8--------

Arakuu says:
OMG I CAN BE QUEER LIKE KOOKO!, kooko, do you like pubic hair in your
mouth?

Arakuu says:
hell, i do <(o.O<)~.^<) can that be us!?!?!?!?!?!

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
Warum nicht Sie MICH LIEBEN

Arakuu says:
dude, are you jerking off? it takes you for ever tyo reply? if so can i watch, i think thats hot, dude, whats your a/s/l? my penis is so hard, ima stroke it for you now, ok? i know your queer cuz of your limegreen colour dude! thats such a turn on!

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
i am going to fuckin sow youe eyes shut and then goung to rip your nows of
then i am going to pore liy on u and woch u bern u fick hadey capt bich

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
and then fuck him in the asshole

Arakuu says:
me+you

Arakuu says:
and by the way, LEARN2SPELL, ITS LYE

Arakuu says:
its gouge also

Arakuu says:
its pour also and watch and burn

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
Why DONT you LOVE ME

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
fuck off

Arakuu says:
dude, go back to school, its like you dropped out

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
so ho givs a fuck

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
Warum nicht Sie MICH LIEBEN

Arakuu says:
dude, did your mom (who has a big penis, i know) rape you as a child, i know red-headed stepchildren, like you, get molested

Arakuu says:
Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
so ho givs a fuck

Arakuu says:
thats suppose to be so who gives a fuck, correct?

Arakuu says:
your bad spelling makes my penis throbb

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:

Arakuu says:
, l2spellnuub

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
1up

Arakuu says:
when im fucking your family, they at least spell stuff correctly

Arakuu says:
dude what grade you in, 3? no wait, they can spell stuff better, ima guess 1, with the queer green color and all

Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
i am not joking i am go to kill u u fick ass hole

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
lol wow verbal sex over MSN

Arakuu says:
you mean: i am not joking, i am going to kill you, you fucking ass hole?
Kooko puffs crack fore kids says:
u fuck petafill

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Arakuu says: LOL

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
lol

Arakuu says:
dude, why cant he spell?
Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
he is bad

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
did u add him

Arakuu says:
add him again

Arakuu says:
no lol

Kooko puffs crack fore kids has been added to the conversation.

Arakuu says:
kooko, im sorry

Arakuu says:
ill change my ways

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
lol in bed

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
who sleeps on the wet spot

Arakuu says:
i understand that retarded red hair kids can't afford school, so if you want, i can teach you to spell, as long as you change your color, oh and its pedophile, and its not "u" or "r" its you, are , thats lesson one,

Jarett "Time is a great teacher; but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." says:
anyone going to answer my question
 
Man, you're f_cked up. That was hilarious.
 
CmdrFly said:
Man, you're f_cked up. That was hilarious.

dude, ive done worse, :D, me and my friends just pretend to be massivly gay analsex dudes and like, screw with other peoples minds, and they ALWAYS get angry, fun o fun!
 
Eh it's all in good fun, I used to have homoerotic tendencies with my Mech4 clan. Not quite to this extent but I definitely know where you're coming from. Still funny as shit.
 
Dont take this offensively but I thought you said you were gay once in one of your flames on the FB havent read all of it but will read later...
 
Needs moar Bananna split...

Lol, that dudes typing burns my brain cells. Id rather read "The Holy Bible: As Interpreted by Blazn".

Thats funny right there, i made myself crack up with that one.
 
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