I'm pissed and have been for a while, but I just realized why.
I remember when they used to be difficult.
I can beat just about any game you put in front of me in 8 hours. That sucks. When it is longer than 8 hours, it's because of "extra content" they add that is nothing short of ultra repeatitive, mind numbing, masochism.
I remember when there was no "Easy Mode" for pussies.
There was a game. You selected hom many players and you pushed start. You got as far as your skill allowed you to get. Instead of making easy/normal/hard modes, why don't they just adjust the difficulty of the game as you play through it?
I remember when sequals were completely different from the last game.
Grand theft auto. Grand Theft Auto: Vice city. Grand theft Auto: Sanzzzzzz zzzzz zzzzz
Wolfenstien. Doom. Marathon. Descent. Duke Nukem 3D. Quake. Goldeneye. Turok zzzzzzzzzzz
Sports gamezzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz
I remember when they still had original ideas. Now everything is just a clone of whatever was popular last week.
I remember when less than half of all new games were not FPS.
These are seriously starting to piss me off, and it's not because I can't play them. It's because I learned ho to play them all in 1999. There have been little to no changes in controls. It's always the same story. Lets go kill all the bad guys with a... pistol? Then you find an Uzi. Then a shotgun. Then a chain gun. Then a grenade launcher. Then a rocket launcher. You also have a knife you never use.
I remember when there were no strategy guides and if you couldn't figure it out, you stopped playing.
It made beating adventure games fun and left you with a feeling of acclompishment. Last week my 12 year old cousin was talking smack to me because I still have yet to finish twilight princess. Then he told me I could use his guide if I was stuck. Then I explained how fuck all lame that was. He doesn't understand.
I remember when I could play a game for 6 months before I beat it instead of 6 hours.
I beat Windwaker in 1 day. I beat Halo in 1 day. I beat Rayman in 1 day. I beat Gears of War in 1 day. If you are going to spend millions making games, give em a little bit of replay value for gods sake.
I remember when there were hundreds of game I wanted to play instead of 5.
Guitar Hero. Final Fantasy, but not so much anymore. Portal (fresh take on an old genre, good show). Spore. Ok, so 4 games I would like to play.
I wish i was a noob again so video games were still fun.
I remember when they used to be difficult.
I can beat just about any game you put in front of me in 8 hours. That sucks. When it is longer than 8 hours, it's because of "extra content" they add that is nothing short of ultra repeatitive, mind numbing, masochism.
I remember when there was no "Easy Mode" for pussies.
There was a game. You selected hom many players and you pushed start. You got as far as your skill allowed you to get. Instead of making easy/normal/hard modes, why don't they just adjust the difficulty of the game as you play through it?
I remember when sequals were completely different from the last game.
Grand theft auto. Grand Theft Auto: Vice city. Grand theft Auto: Sanzzzzzz zzzzz zzzzz
Wolfenstien. Doom. Marathon. Descent. Duke Nukem 3D. Quake. Goldeneye. Turok zzzzzzzzzzz
Sports gamezzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz
I remember when they still had original ideas. Now everything is just a clone of whatever was popular last week.
I remember when less than half of all new games were not FPS.
These are seriously starting to piss me off, and it's not because I can't play them. It's because I learned ho to play them all in 1999. There have been little to no changes in controls. It's always the same story. Lets go kill all the bad guys with a... pistol? Then you find an Uzi. Then a shotgun. Then a chain gun. Then a grenade launcher. Then a rocket launcher. You also have a knife you never use.
I remember when there were no strategy guides and if you couldn't figure it out, you stopped playing.
It made beating adventure games fun and left you with a feeling of acclompishment. Last week my 12 year old cousin was talking smack to me because I still have yet to finish twilight princess. Then he told me I could use his guide if I was stuck. Then I explained how fuck all lame that was. He doesn't understand.
I remember when I could play a game for 6 months before I beat it instead of 6 hours.
I beat Windwaker in 1 day. I beat Halo in 1 day. I beat Rayman in 1 day. I beat Gears of War in 1 day. If you are going to spend millions making games, give em a little bit of replay value for gods sake.
I remember when there were hundreds of game I wanted to play instead of 5.
Guitar Hero. Final Fantasy, but not so much anymore. Portal (fresh take on an old genre, good show). Spore. Ok, so 4 games I would like to play.
I wish i was a noob again so video games were still fun.