Virtual Console: Wii-kly Update

All right! Stickied!
 
F ZERO X! WOOOOOOOOOOOOT I am so buying that
 
Alright. *Goes and downloads F-Zero X*....

My god. I haven't played that in a long time.
 
I never heard of F-zero. I'm looking it up. And YES FINALLY another n64 game. Next one will be in August probably.
 
It's a super high-speed, gravity defying racing game, very highly recommended if you like racing games.

You race on shit like pipes (both inside and out) in some courses and the tracks are actually designed 3-dimensionally with loops and twists, it's crazy as fuck and they made the graphics look really plain so they could run a rather absurd 30 cars per race and maintain a nearly unbreakable 60 fps throughout.

edit: yes, you heard me right, a 60 fps N64 game!
 
What I love about F-Zero X and F-Zero GX (Which I also DEFINATELY recommend buying) is that the Soundtracks are all either Techno or Thrash-Metal. It really captuires the mood and gives an adrenaline rush.

Apparently, there's a Storyline Canon in F-Zero... After the events of F-Zero on SNES but before F-Zero X on N64... there was a "Huge Accident" that many racers were involved in and almost lost their lives... F-Zero X and GX go into detail and give each character a brief backstory...

The races started in our time period as F1, Formula One racing... Then "F-MAX", then "F-Zero" as humans on Earth developed intergalactic travel... According to the anime, the famous "Mute City" (a popular race course throughout the entire franchise) used to be New York City...

Kinda in-depth for a racing game.
 
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Not too bad this week:

Super Mario Bros. 2 - NES - 500 Points
Ecco 2: The Tides of Time - Sega Genesis - 800 Points
Dragon Spirit - TurboGrafx16 - 600 Points

SMB2 is a bit of a black sheep in the Mario family, but I've always been fond of it and will probably get it. I can take or leave the Ecco games, although it's fun to control. Dragon Spirit is a vertical shooter, which could be interesting.
 
SMB2 was always one of my favorites. I liked how you could choose between four people, though I always chose Princess Toadstool.
 
Yeah, I always play as the princess because she floats a couple seconds.

/em waits for a snarky comment from Neyla.
 
Yeah, I always play as the princess because she floats a couple seconds.

/em waits for a snarky comment from Neyla.

Soooo...fantasy fulfillment, huh? You could always do it again in one of those parades you fellas have.
 
Soooo...fantasy fulfillment, huh? You could always do it again in one of those parades you fellas have.

If he wanted to fulfill a fantasy, perhaps he should have been Toad:

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Mach Rider - NES - 500 Points
Yoshi - NES - 500 Points
Air "Zonk" - TurboGrafx16 - 600 Points
 
Yoshi is a fairly fun 'stacker' puzzle game where stuff falls in four columns and Yoshi can flip pairs of columns.

I'm SO downloading Mach Rider.
 
*Hums the soundtrack to Mach Rider*

Go, Mad Max! ... Err.... Mach Rider!
 
Release Chrono Trigger please!!! I want that game on my Wii soooooo bad.
 
I bought Yoshi when it originally came out on the NES thinking it was an adventure game. I was unhappy that it was a puzzle game but it was still fun. It was so hard to get video game news out here :( I didn't even know Final Fantasy existed till 7 came out
 
I bought Yoshi when it originally came out on the NES thinking it was an adventure game. I was unhappy that it was a puzzle game but it was still fun. It was so hard to get video game news out here :( I didn't even know Final Fantasy existed till 7 came out

Well maybe you should step out of Kinker's closet sometime...
 
Brian Peppers is nibblin' on red-headed Cheeto Girl's titty...

*Plays "Chrono Trigger - Bobongo (Brian Peppers' Theme).mp3"*
 
Nintendo's been dragging their ass on updating the press page, but here's what we have this week. I think a lot of people will be very pleased:

Paper Mario - N64 - 1,000 Points
Balloon Fight - NES - 500 Points
Silent Debuggers - TurboGrafx16 - 600 Points

That's right, bitches... Balloon Fight is available! And some Mario game...
 
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