Weird Dreams

Sharpe

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What's the weirdest dreams you've had?

I had one the other day. I was sat on a step talking with a friend (even though I don't know who this friend was supposed to be) when a tall skinny black dude came up to me and asked if I was "Sharpe" I said "Erm yeah" and he pulled out a gun and said he was Jamal. He then shot me in the neck, instead of dying I just got up, punched him in the face which knocked him out cold, sat down and carried on talking to my friend. Even though blood was pouring out of my body.

I woke up straight after though as it scared the hell out of me.
 
hehe, I've had this one dream where I was going out with a fine chick, then when we got home we started doing it. It was going good, was nice and erotic etc. Then in the middle of it I woke up.. And I was humping my dog..Try to explain that one to your parents..
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I had a pretty fucked up one last night.

It started out with me and my RL friends winning a free stay at a hotel.

So we get there and find out it's like a maze and we need to find our room. We weren't given a number or floor. We start out on floor one and one of my friends got distracted and ended up working out in a gym with a man/woman thing. There was lots of weird touching and he didn't mind. <_<

The rest of us continued on. We came across a hot tub that had boys in it and another one of my friends decided to go in naked. I didn't stay long to see where it was going.

While going up some stairs we came across a water park and my fat friend went off to play.

It's down to me and 2 other friends. While exploring one floor we noticed some food in the hall way and another friend decided to sit down and eat.

Finally my last friend and I make it to the top floor and there is this weird gambling game going on that consists of a ball being shot into numbered slots. It was numbered 1-16 and 14, 15, 16 where the big winners. There was like 20 old people around this game blowing hundreds of dollars too. There was also this weird punching game going on. People would put on those hulk like punching gloves and start beating the shit out of eachother. My last friend stayed and had fun.

I continued on to find the room. Since I got to the top and didn't find the room I decided to start over. On my way back up I was recollecting my friends. Right before I found my friend who was being groped by the man/woman body trainer I woke up.
 
I dont dream often at all.. Very rare for me to. But, there was this time a couple years ago the I just woke up, but I couldnt move, and I was scared as shit, like something was watching me. I knew there wasnt, but that doesnt dismiss the feeling I had.

I think they call this "Old hag" but Im not really sure. I know what it feels like to be paralyzed, though.

Not a dream, but still... lol
 
The weirdest dream I had was I was like tip toeing around Mt Olympus (toga and all), like flying for a few second in between the steps. I came into an open field and 3 blonde chubby ladies greeted me and started to feed me and caress me. In the grass. I was getting ready when suddenly everything went black...

I woke up inside my just crashed SUV. ; ;
 
I dont dream often at all.. Very rare for me to. But, there was this time a couple years ago the I just woke up, but I couldnt move, and I was scared as shit, like something was watching me. I knew there wasnt, but that doesnt dismiss the feeling I had.

I think they call this "Old hag" but Im not really sure. I know what it feels like to be paralyzed, though.

Not a dream, but still... lol

You always dream, you just don't remember them all, and that sounds like you woke up whilst having sleep paralasis.
 
I had a little bit of a weird one last night (Thank you alcohol) Theres a big beefy security guy at work, that Ive never actually talked to and theres this big lass whos already security. Well I drove into a "secret" bit in a car park which if you werent in a car you had to actually climb through a lift to get to. I left my car for a bit, came back and noticed the window was half down and my cd player was hanging out. So i checked my cd wallet and everything was still there and nothing seemed to of been taken but everything was just messed up. So somehow, I just drove my car straight out of there as the front door was actually right by my car. I then managed to check security cameras and saw it was these 2 that did it.

I had a weird one about cats but i cant remember exactly what happened in that one.
 
One of the weirdest for me were when I dreamed my entire school was a battle ground and we were ordered to kill each other. I managed to snipe a few, dodge some others, but when confronted with the girl I had a crush on, I couldn't bring myself to pull the trigger, and was shot in return :/


Another involved me sitting in bed talking to same girl about what we were going to do about our rebellious kids. Creeped me out for a few days (I was like... 17 at the time? and the kids were at least 5, so...).


Last one I remember was actually manga-induced: I transformed the entire world to Vana'diel. I remember gathering everyone up, gloating about the change (from a safe distance), and saying, "Maybe in time you'll come to enjoy my World."

Had a few more afterward but don't really remember much.
 
I had a pretty fucked up one last night.

It started out with me and my RL friends winning a free stay at a hotel.

So we get there and find out it's like a maze and we need to find our room. We weren't given a number or floor. We start out on floor one and one of my friends got distracted and ended up working out in a gym with a man/woman thing. There was lots of weird touching and he didn't mind. <_<

The rest of us continued on. We came across a hot tub that had boys in it and another one of my friends decided to go in naked. I didn't stay long to see where it was going.

While going up some stairs we came across a water park and my fat friend went off to play.

It's down to me and 2 other friends. While exploring one floor we noticed some food in the hall way and another friend decided to sit down and eat.

Finally my last friend and I make it to the top floor and there is this weird gambling game going on that consists of a ball being shot into numbered slots. It was numbered 1-16 and 14, 15, 16 where the big winners. There was like 20 old people around this game blowing hundreds of dollars too. There was also this weird punching game going on. People would put on those hulk like punching gloves and start beating the shit out of eachother. My last friend stayed and had fun.

I continued on to find the room. Since I got to the top and didn't find the room I decided to start over. On my way back up I was recollecting my friends. Right before I found my friend who was being groped by the man/woman body trainer I woke up.

so... start putting names in here.

also, weirdest dream i've had recently. actually, the only dream i can recall having at all in years... I was sitting in a tree reading a book when suddenly i was grabbed and tossed in a barrel with hundreds of others... then i get taken out and get peeled, torn into sections and eaten like an orange. i could feel the pain of it pretty intensly. i woke up screaming and every part of my body was in pain. then i went back to sleep and dreamt about myrrhs mom.
 
Weirdest dream I had was in my backyard arguing with someone about something which I can't remember now. All of a sudden we both drew swords and began a sword fight. I was getting the upper hand but then he did a nice low slash and cut across my left thigh. Had blood and all. Then I woke up and could still feel where he cut me. Didn't really hurt but I could tell something hit me there. Its the same feeling you get when you bump your hand or arm on something and still feel it a few seconds after. Was something like that.
 
You always dream, you just don't remember them all, and that sounds like you woke up whilst having sleep paralasis.

perhaps thats the case, but either way, I almost never have even the feeling that I have dreamed. Nothing is there whatsoever, lol.

But when I do remember the dream, I remember it very clearly
 
I'm actually a sleep walker. And thus, I tend to sleep very lightly. I also tend to have somewhat "dangerous" dreams. One time I dreamt I were drowning, and woke up catching for breath after having held by breath until I almost passed out. Once I dreamt I were electrocuted several times on a train rail, and woke up in pain all over my body. I've also dreamt I were attacked by insects, and could still feel them crawling all over my body biting me even after I woke up, even though there were no insects. Not to mention the numerous times I've dreamt about playing console games, waking up with my hands in the air like I had been holding a controller. Although worst of all is when I dream of swallowing something large or sharp, such as a fork or needle, and can still feel them running down my throat when I wake up due to still being half-asleep.

I don't actually walk around much in my sleep anymore. But when I were younger, my parents occasionally found me cleaning the house, hiding behind a curtain, or attempting to open the door trying to get out. Nowadays I only really talk in my sleep or wake up in the middle of a painful dream with feelings of being drowned, electrocuted, tortured or swallowing sharp and/or large objects.


Yes, I'm scary. I have several reoccurring dreams as well, such as walking towards my cousins' house in the woods in the middle of the night, climbing mountains to go there, and then being hunted down by bats and large spiders, or on a vacation to the USA, and then there being a large earthquake splits the ground and opens a huge crack in it, causing me and my family having to jump over it. Which is actually somewhat interesting, since the first time everyone survived, the second time my cousins' family all died, the third time everyone died, the fourth time only my family died, and the last time only I died. After that I haven't dreamt it again.

The kicker, though, is that the first time, I actually were on a vacation to the USA, and the next day there were a huge earthquake that caused a bridge to collapse.

Other fun dreams includes being scorched by lava, garroted by a fence, and falling out of a 20-store building, and crushed by a car. And naturally, due to my light sleep, I tend to feel the pain physically, even if I wake up during the dream, similar to sleep paralysis. One time I dreamt I were in a dark castle attempting to rescue one of my cats, and the walls and roof started moving in towards me, crushing me.

I don't actually remember my dreams much unless the contain pain, death and torture. Although I've had some very fun wet dreams due to my light sleeping.

And don't get me wrong, I actually think my dreams are quite entertaining. Its like scary movies, but more real. And I can make my own storyline since I sometimes can control my dreams, which only makes wet dreams that much better, not to mention how you can turn any dream in to a wet dream. Although feeling like you're being electrocuted when you wake up is never fun. That's quite painful actually, feeling like 350 volt are going through your body xD
 
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For some reason I only seem to dream when I'm sober. If I go a week or two+ without any magic substances I dream pretty much every night, usually it's one long dream that encompasses the entire night, but sometimes it's several dreams in one night, and I always remember them.


I wouldn't say the wierdest, but definately the coolest dream I ever had was a month or so ago when I found out I was a demon/human half-breed. It started with me in a movie theatre hanging out with 3 or 4 friends, and all of a sudden, everyone in the theatre popped these big black wings out of their backs, as did my friends. Turns out this theater was a secret gathering place for these demon halfbreeds. Then my friends proceeded to tell me I too was a halfbreed, and told me to try spreading my wings. They looked like big bat wings, wreathed in flame. I could also shoot fireballs out of my hands like Mario, but way cooler. After we left the theater they told me to go home and practice controlling my new powers. After practicing for awhile I went over to a friends house and smoked a bowl of kratom/pot mix. After that the dream kinda went off into something totally different, but that was some of the most fun I've ever had in a dream.
 
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