what a trooper!

[Zephayra]

I feel lucky my mom scared the living shit out of me talking to me about teenage pregnancy and sex. She'd say "When you decide to have sex, dear, please use a condom. I'll get them for you if you want. It's totally natural for you to want to be pleased sexually."

:shok:

My mom made me watch horses give birth, and that struck the fear of god in me.

 

[Zyndara]

My mom did the same shit, I guess she thought it'd ruin me or something. Jokes on her when she walked into the living after coming home from work early one night to find this girl Lindsey with a mouthful of Rob.

LOL Hey at least you can't get anybody pregnant that way.

 

[Kotsu]

My mom made me watch horses give birth, and that struck the fear of god in me.

See, this stuff doesn't stop us guys. We don't get the pain part, only the pleasure. Until we realize we're either tied down or out thousands of dollars a month for child support. Then we realize this is emotional and financial pain, and wish we could trade it all for the physical.

LOL Hey at least you can't get anybody pregnant that way.

My brother had his kid while still in high school. I knew better. I only slept with girls who were on birth control and I always used a condom. It's like "doubling down" in blackjack on a safe bet. >.>

 

[Zephayra]

See, this stuff doesn't stop us guys. We don't get the pain part, only the pleasure. Until we realize we're either tied down or out thousands of dollars a month for child support. Then we realize this is emotional and financial pain, and wish we could trade it all for the physical.

Maybe parents should make their daughters watch animals give birth of their monsterously sized offspring (puppies, kittens and hamsters will not do) and make their sons watch all the Murray episodes of paternity tests, or Peope's Court hearings on child support.

 

[Rayn]

In 7th grade we watched a video of some woman giving birth. The part that got me was when the water broke.... I couldn't finish my Capri Sun.

 

[Kotsu]

Maybe parents should make their daughters watch animals give birth of their monsterously sized offspring (puppies, kittens and hamsters will not do) and make their sons watch all the Murray episodes of paternity tests, or Peope's Court hearings on child support.

I'm just gonna tell me kids that if you get someone pregnant, you'll be killed by a bomb I had medically inserted in your chest next to your heart upon my command. Then I'll forever have control and power.

If they call my bluff though, I'll have to hurt them.

-Edit:

You don't like the green mucous coming out of the va-j-j? lol

 

[Zephayra]

I'm just gonna tell me kids that if you get someone pregnant, you'll be killed by a bomb I had medically inserted in your chest next to your heart upon my command. Then I'll forever have control and power.

If they call my bluff though, I'll have to hurt them.

Good call.

I'll just do what my mom did for me when I turned 16; bought me a B.O.B.

 

[Bluefrost]

 

[Lanien]

I think you broke it.

 

[Zaltana]

I feel lucky my mom scared the living shit out of me talking to me about teenage pregnancy and sex. She'd say "When you decide to have sex, dear, please use a condom. I'll get them for you if you want. It's totally natural for you to want to be pleased sexually."

:shok:

holy crap your mother is nutz. lol
i subscribe to the belief that is people what to do something bad enough, they will do it no matter what others tell them. which is why i feel promoting safe sex > promoting abstinence. You know they are gonna have sex no matter what, so educate them about the risks and give them the tools to protect themselves.

now as for this kid. tough as she may be for simply delivering the child luck played the primary role in this. I'm still predicting that the mom will be the one doing most of the care for this kid while the girl still tries to go out partying (possibly getting knocked up again.)

 

[Kotsu]

(possibly getting knocked up again.)

Enter: Kotsu :spiteful: