What do you do to get over the drunkness?

i'm all for connoisseur'n bottles of vino, but i'm also not above quality box'd wine...twist that s picket, and drink it till you kick it

ninja edit: also, whats with the day after red wine shit lip, anyone?
 
Isomiau said:
i'm all for connoisseur'n bottles of vino, but i'm also not above quality box'd wine...twist that s picket, and drink it till you kick it

ninja edit: also, whats with the day after red wine shit lip, anyone?
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I loves me some box'o'wine. My roomates and I had this classy dinner one night, a few years ago, and while the female roomates cooked dinner, the men went to get booze. When we got back, we all started drinking and ran out of our classy wine before dinner was done. (five people, four bottles.)

Too drunk to drive back to the store, I walked into a little market down the street and came back with four boxes of Franzia. It was awesome.

The next morning, I woke up with my pants tied around my neck like a cape. One of my roommates woke up from passing out in the hallway and asked if I remembered why his head was bleeding. I didn't.

Moral of the story: Boxes of wine are fun dispensers.
 
Bonging Franzia was always a good time.
 
The room's been spinning for me several times without puking =/

The only times I've puked, I've barely eaten anything all day, heh.
 
Sneakypants said:
Bonging Franzia was always a good time.
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Gah I bonged a bottle of champagne once. It went down easy enough but once in the stomach.... THE BUBBLES!!! :D
 
what works for me is... after a good night of drinking, head to the nearest mcdonalds and if still serving lunch, Dbl 1/4pounder or a bigmac(even double), and them fries, or even the breakfast, for some reason mcdonalds makes you feel better... then a cold shower when you wake up:)

after your shower, apologize to your penis, trust me

(the cold shower will "shock" your body and youll be less tired,)
 
Kreoss said:
Add me to the wino list. If I'm drinking to get drunk, I favor cheap wine almost exclusively. Ironically, my worst episodes of getting drunk involved vodka, so I won't touch it anymore, and rarely drink hard liquor now--I had a very bad experience that caused me to pour out several bottles of the stuff some months ago.
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Ahhh... Vodka. My first alcoholic drink ever back when I was in high school. Boy, the first time I got drunk was also on Vodka and it wasn't a pretty sight. I had a bottle and half to myself back then and the next thing I realize, I was on the floor singing some song.

Not to mention, I went up straight to the girl that I liked, told her that I liked her, hugged her and went home alone, but woke up with her by my side the next day. @_@ I wonder how that happened.

However, it wasn't all pretty the next day since I had a bad stomach ache from vomitting all over the night before.. I *think*. My worse mistake? Drinking tea on empty stomach that morning. Boy did I had a bad gastric attack that day... whew.
 
Uzor said:
True that... I don't drink if I know I have to work the next day >.O Which is probably a good thing, since I don't think our customers would appreciate a sleep-deprived next-day me.
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hell, i would gho drinking till 3 am and then have to go to work 4hours later, funny thing is, no hangover cuz im still kinda drunk! and by the time hang over kicks in (which are always mild for me) i can just chomp away on mcdonalds and feel better, and drink tons of free coffee !!! yum....coffeeeee
 
All this talk of throwing up makes one oh so hungry o.O

I've only thrown up once from drinking, but that was because me and my buds were trying to drink the Periodic Table of Shots. Bad idea once you start getting to the ones that require tobassco sauce, and not having any, and resorting to drinking it with salsa lol Avoid a shot called Buffalo Sweat at all costs. You'll be feeling that one all night long.

As for not getting a hangover, I usually just sleep through them. I am very good at sleeping, been practicing for years now. If I drink on nights where I have to work the next day, hangovers are pretty inevitable, but can be held under control with one more beer before work and bringing a couple bottles of water with me. Rehydrating is the best solution I have found besides sleeping.

The best solution though would just be to stay drunk forever. No hangovers there.
 
Lanien said:
All this talk of throwing up makes one oh so hungry o.O

I've only thrown up once from drinking, but that was because me and my buds were trying to drink the Periodic Table of Shots. Bad idea once you start getting to the ones that require tobassco sauce, and not having any, and resorting to drinking it with salsa lol Avoid a shot called Buffalo Sweat at all costs. You'll be feeling that one all night long.

As for not getting a hangover, I usually just sleep through them. I am very good at sleeping, been practicing for years now. If I drink on nights where I have to work the next day, hangovers are pretty inevitable, but can be held under control with one more beer before work and bringing a couple bottles of water with me. Rehydrating is the best solution I have found besides sleeping.

The best solution though would just be to stay drunk forever. No hangovers there.
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And then you die from liver diseases =/ Seriously, a doctor can see if you've downed any alcohol within the last 2 weeks. Although I suppose it depends on how much you drink. One beer wouldn't be that noticeable.
 
Uzor said:
And then you die from liver diseases =/ Seriously, a doctor can see if you've downed any alcohol within the last 2 weeks. Although I suppose it depends on how much you drink. One beer wouldn't be that noticeable.
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Do they not have jokes in Sweden? Must be tough...:nyam:
 
Well after a hard night boozing and clubbing and then eventually getting back home at 3 and having to wake up in 2 hours time to go to work, i went to work an hour and 3/4 late still completely pissed as a fart. How the fuck I didnt not crash when driving in is way beyond me and how no one seemed to realise i was pissed also gets past me.
 
man i is hella high right now i cant type worth shit but its all good i know it sound like bad grammar right now but i just drank some E&J and smoked me a blunt.... im cross faded but what i do is just usually walk it off (thank god for spelling check lol)
 
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