Why is the Wii a fail?

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Someone had to do it.

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Let me find someone who hates the Wii.

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Here we go:

http://slate.com/id/2154157

and

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and um...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SrXapuQe4c

I didn't watch the video yet because someone in the room is trying to sleep but if the guy has some logic with his argument then that's a plus.

Anyways.. yeah. =)
 
The first link is someone who kneejerked "OMG THIS SUXORZ" after one bad experience.

The comic is satire.

And the guy in the video is a fucktard who can't even keep eye contact with a camera.

Edit: LOL, the guy in the video also calls the DS crap. Then he goes on to say "Nintendo's only good games are Mario, Zelda, and Metroid... the other consoles though... with PS3 you get Final Fantasy XIII... 360 you get Gears of War 2, Halo 3... Grand Theft Auto 4..." Then he challenges Nintendo fans to name 15 games the Wii is getting that are 'worth buying'. I'd like him to name that many PS3 games worth the full price of admission! 15 is a huge number!

Then he says motion controls are a waste of time because a joystick is better than a wii remote for everything, even first person shooters.

LOL! He says it doesn't even have "Doll BYE digital!"

What a tard...
 
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Because it doesn't push 100 bajillion polys. You know, the only thing that matters in games.
 
high i hate teh wee bc it dsnt hav gewder grafiks like my supar awesum ps3 or meh xbawx360. i meen itz reliable n all n not jaked up n pric n haz fun gamz jus deez grafics iz killin' me. like sumthin elz thet suks iz meh new tv..... u no why it sucks??!?? bc if i never had a wee i wud steal have meh old 1 lolz!!!!! anuther thing i hate iz cuz u cant play blue ray..... cant evn play dvds!!!!!!!!!! leafin meh dvd player asside comma wtf wuld i do if i didn wanna watch a movie on my player!!!??? teh blue ray relly chaps my bawls..... everting needs blue ray!!!!! it relly does make teh new golden eye werf watchin!! i mean itz blue ray movi r totale werf der price konsider n dey make bad moves gewd. itz all abot da piktur u no wut i sayin? deh only gewd thing about meh wee iz supar papar mario...... it pwnz i tink ets 1 of teh best games evar!!!!! itz so gewd thet after every werd on teh bewk and kover comma it needz those ! markz liek my pornoz!

i no tho i cnt juz cum n her n say im rite doh so her r sum proof.....



azz u can see dis show teh wee iz fer kidz dere4 it fail.

n hear...sumhow n deez sails cherts 2



so as u see thru my personall exp n deez chartz teh wee is full of fail
 
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I'll never understand this console loyalty crap. Play what ever you like. Right now I have a 360 (I won it an MS event (VB6 launch?) as a door prize), and I picked up a Wii because it was fun and innovative. I briefly looked at a PS3 when I was at a Target and it was playing an NBA game and I was super impressed with the graphics. Then I hit the other isle and saw the same game on the 360 and was just as impressed.

Right now I just have no reason to get a PS3. Maybe that will change for whatever reason, and if it does, I'll be open to it. But this arguing over who's console is better is just uber retarded.
 
I wouldn't say better graphics; but definately all around better gameplay. "No load time" my ass.

Edit: Note, I have 360, PS3 and Wii. I prefer the Wii over all of them.
 
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I wouldn't say better graphics; but definately all around better gameplay. "No load time" my ass.

Edit: Note, I have 360, PS3 and Wii. I prefer the Wii over all of them.
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but the wii does have better graphics
 
It's all about that Gameboy, yo. It's so portable, and its flashy yellow screen will pick up all the babes. Pick up the pocket size if you want to, but I think that says a lot about your weiner size.

(Damn you Shyrra. I'll read the whole topic next time >_>)
 
with graphics that good your gonna need at least 30 packs of double A batteries to make sure you complete that game!!
 
Was a report just today how profits for nintendo are MUCH higher then expected. It had 70% profit this year (not exactly shur what that means). And basicly blow away xbox and sony away.

That goes to show, graphic don't mean everything.

I remember playing demos of virtual boy in game shops.
 
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