Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Thong Injury

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CULVER CITY -- A Los Angeles woman is suing lingerie-maker Victoria's Secret, claiming she was injured by one of the company's defective thongs.

Macrida Patterson, 52, says she was attempting to try on the thong when a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye.

Patterson says Victoria's Secret is at fault for the injury she received last month because the product was "defective."

Patterson's attorney, Jason Buccat, chalked the problem up to a "design error."

The garment in question is called the "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret Sexy Little Thing line.

Patterson said the defective underwear caused her permanent corneal damage, and that she had to miss several days of work to get it treated.

Her attorney said the injury will affect Patterson for the rest of her life.

Victoria's Secret requested to examine the underwear that caused the injury, but Patterson's attorney denied the request.
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http://ktla.trb.com/news/ktla-victoria-secret-thong,0,2288145.story

After laughing at the title of the article for a bit I went ahead and read the article. Really I don't see how trying on a thong properly would cause a decoration piece on the thong to shoot up and hit someone in the eye. It sucks if it did happen that way.
 
lol she had to have been putting it on backwards or something @.@

that's hilarious.
 
She's 52... What is she doing with a thong from the Sexy Little Thing line.

Also, this.
 
I have a sure fire defense...

it was not a design error the clothing was not designed for you

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HAH! Thong related injuries are the greatest. <.< Not that I would know....
 
Linhjah said:
She's 52... What is she doing with a thong from the Sexy Little Thing line.

Also, this.
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Hey, she could be a total cougar. Surprise... Women don't cease to be sexy (or feel or want to look that way) when they hit 50. Though for some reason this story kinda makes me think of the sad old chick at the club with way too much makeup, wearing a peek-a-boo thong with low rider jeans, a tramp stamp, and a hooch-halter.

Seriously though, wtf is there anything metallic doing on a thong... and even if there is something metallic on it, how the shit are you pulling it on with such force that something flies off and causes permanent damage?
 
The question is what is the tensile strength of the thong in question and how hard was she pulling on it.

I mean all the thongs i have seen seem pretty damn resilient. I mean look at this...
thong-wedgie-ouch.jpg
 
Dejavu said:
The question is what is the tensile strength of the thong in question and how hard was she pulling on it.

I mean all the thongs i have seen seem pretty damn resilient. I mean look at this...
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Just. Facking. Ouch.
 
aye... i mean thats like almost past the bra on the back...
 
Dejavu said:
I have a sure fire defense...

it was not a design error the clothing was not designed for you

fat2.jpg
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I was thinking "Pig in a blanket" or "Walrus trying to floss"

also lol at the iranian.com url for the image.
 
Jereme said:
This
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Does not belong on this

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is how this injury was caused.
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Well thongs actually DO have a purpose, no pantylines, not just to be sexy.
 
Lyrai said:
Well thongs actually DO have a purpose, no pantylines, not just to be sexy.
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So does going commando, doesn't mean it's for everyone.
 
Bajaratt said:
So does going commando, doesn't mean it's for everyone.
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Real men go commando.

The dumb ones get their junk caught in the zipper. FRANK AND BEANS!

On a more serious note, Baj does give some sage wisdom on this topic.
 
You don't order from the Sweet Sexy Little Line in order to hide panty lines.

If you look like
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no one is going to see any panty lines anyways.
 
Man, I can't find the Ricky Gervas(sp?) Commando skit from GTA4. It seems to fit here.
 
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