Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Thong Injury

Morwen said:
Now to be fair, TV generally adds 10lbs and the background melts in with her dress so you can't exactly see her hips/etc.

What irks me though is, women who go on TV and look generally nice but leave the saggytittycleavage right there. Get a fucking pushup for fucks sake.

Edit: Also, I have no sound on my computer here at work. So I can hear absolutely nothing thats going on in that video.
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I'll give you the summary.

Meredith thinking this story is a complete load of bull shit introduces them. Asks questions the lawyer responds about filing the suit a year after the incident, and having NO FIGURE on how much they want. He's playing the I only care about the other customers bull shit. The woman's only relevance is that she admitted that this was a pair she had worn more than once.

It's two people looking for 15 seconds of fame.
 
Morwen said:
What irks me though is, women who go on TV and look generally nice but leave the saggytittycleavage right there. Get a fucking pushup for fucks sake.
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She's afraid the wires would stab her in teh bewbs!!

/speculation
 
Tristam Green said:
She's afraid the wires would stab her in teh bewbs!!

/speculation
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Is that before or after she rolls that saggy shit up on a papertowel tube?

"In my youth I used to wear a 34 C... now that I'm in my fifties, I wear a 34 long" -Joan Rivers
 
YOU LEAVE DEM SAGGUMS ALONE! /barf

I wouldn't be suprised if they are resting on her knees in that pic lol.
 
Rayn said:
YOU LEAVE DEM SAGGUMS ALONE! /barf

I wouldn't be suprised if they are resting on her knees in that pic lol.
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Dont be silly!

She tucked them into her pantyhose
 
Rayn said:
Suprise suprise for the unlucky man that strokes her leg thinking she has a dick.
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LMAO! Macrida>>Surprise! It's just a low slung tit! Come back to my apartment so I can show you my thong trick.
 
Zyn lol...

Look at the plus side though, if she ever gets mugged she can swing them around like nunchucks and knock the assailant out with her saggy blackjacks she calls her tits.
 
 
Linhjah said:
That was what most of my office thought as well.

Why don't you bring me some Texas Roadhouse?
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God I want Roadhouse badly. I'm glad I got another person hooked on their food? Idk.
 
romperstomper said:
God I want Roadhouse badly. I'm glad I got another person hooked on their food? Idk.
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You didn't get me hooked on their food. Its just a common passion.
 
Morwen said:
pantyhose
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Offtopic: One of the most evil creations every forced upon womankind. If they aren't uncomfortable or riding up on you, they tear into those annoying runs or rip into holes when you actually try to work in them.
 
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Tristam Green said:
those are sexy though.

"Poor Man's Fishnets" I calls em.
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lol very nice. However, it sucks ass when it happens in the middle of the day when you haven't learned yet to carry a spare pair in your purse and old people don't appreciate the sexy hole on the back of your calf in your black pantyhose. It makes you look unsavory and cheap to them!
 
Well tell them to stop being so old.
 
Zephayra said:
lol very nice. However, it sucks ass when it happens in the middle of the day when you haven't learned yet to carry a spare pair in your purse and old people don't appreciate the sexy hole on the back of your calf in your black pantyhose. It makes you look unsavory and cheap to them!
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If they give you guff, point to the slab and say "see that? You'll be there sooner than later if you keep that up" and carry on being sexy lol
 
Tristam Green said:
If they give you guff, point to the slab and say "see that? You'll be there sooner than later if you keep that up"
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This is so offtopic, but this reminds of me something that recently happened to me.

I had to go pick up a new 'client' at a nursing home. Normally hospitals and nursing homes don't like acknowledging that people die in their institutions and have us park around the back where they throw out their garbage. It really isn't dignified.

This particular nursing home however had a new policy where they say "If you come in the door, you deserve to leave out the door". This was fine and dandy, but they also had decided that they weren't going to clear out the residents from the hallways. Now, there isn't anything wrong with this, but its kind of nerve wracking the first time you go in to a place like this and do this by yourself.

Anyways, so I'm bringing the stretcher in, and this old lady in a wheelchair reaches out to touch it. I was thinking, Oh she probably thinks there is someone on it, and she's just saying goodbye. Well, then she goes and starts pulling on it, and I quickly have to push it away from her. Now that I think about it, maybe she wanted to go too. Eerie.
 
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