WTF? Windy Last AGAIN?

Windurst is the worst city.

It has:
The worst Dynamis.
The worst look. (HEY GUYS WOOD PLANKS ON LAKES! WE'RE A CITY!)
The worst dialect-wialect.
The worst leader.
The worst newbie zones. (Aht Urghan broked Wind Crystals)

nowai <.<
its not the worst dynamis... if you phail you to weeeeak :biggrin:
nature is in <.<
tarus have some problems with talking <.< and?
the leader is a woman... best leader ever...
and you can get SILK THREADS!
 
nowai <.<
its not the worst dynamis... if you phail you to weeeeak :biggrin:
nature is in <.<
tarus have some problems with talking <.< and?
the leader is a woman... best leader ever...
and you can get SILK THREADS!

RAWR Taru Power.
 
Just curious while viewing the latest conquest regions, has windy ever owned the dunes? I cant say I can ever recall it being controlled by them, would sure save a long walk for those new tarus with short legs. :)
 
Just curious while viewing the latest conquest regions, has windy ever owned the dunes? I cant say I can ever recall it being controlled by them, would sure save a long walk for those new tarus with short legs. :)

Yes, I have the OP warp there.
 
Windurst is the worst city.

It has:
The worst Dynamis.
The worst look. (HEY GUYS WOOD PLANKS ON LAKES! WE'RE A CITY!)
The worst dialect-wialect.
The worst leader.
The worst newbie zones. (Aht Urghan broked Wind Crystals)

Not really. It's just like any other except due to it being in windurst it is made of win.

Vs a pile of rocks with those disgusting galka things you keep as pets for lawn ornaments that is surrounded by a land that looks like the aftermath of a nuclear apocalype?

It's not our fault you're reading impared.

Someone obviously hasnt met the bastokan president. That person also hasnt noticed the fact that Sandoreo SOLD OUT THE ENTIRE NATION OF TAVNAZIA AND SENT THEM TO A HORRIBLE (and extremely gruesome to the point that those guro loving japanese had to censor what those orcs were doing to Aldo's sister)DEATH. Should i also mention their own queen was from the area too? Your prince has such a low opinion of your intelligence he used a rarab to fool you into thinking he was still there when he played hookey.


Despite the fact that we got silk threads, beehive chips and saruta cotton everywhere? I've tried exping in rofuare. I take 2 steps forward and IT orcs aggroed me from behind a tree. They obviously have not had thier resident orc population spayed or neutered. GUstaberg? you mean that nuclear wasteland? gustaberg literally has to make up thier own artificial trees for christmas because they dont exist there. Trees in bastok are myths I tell you. Myths!
 
its not the worst dynamis... if you phail you to weeeeak :biggrin:
He didn't say the hardest dynamis, he said the worst.

nature is in <.<
It looks almost run-down, like a long-dead civilization used to live there and nature is taking it back. Plus it's so fucking big it's annoying to get around everywhere. You'd think that with it's primary populace being as small as they are they'd build the city so they wouldn't have to walk a mile and a half between their AH and their mog houses.

tarus have some problems with talking <.< and?
And it's really damn annoying, half the taru's can talk normally; apparently the rest are just retarded-arded.

the leader is a woman... best leader ever...
LOL no. Windurst has the worst leaders, because they don't LEAD, they do what they're told from reading the stars. The current leader is actually making decisions, but she's desperate to return to a life of no responsibility where she doesn't have to do anything.

Bastok has by far the best president, because his only downside is that he doesn't give a shit about the galkas, which isn't a big deal anyways. Sandy's leader is a dishonorable coward, Windy's is a weak-willed pussy; Apathy easy trumps both of those in the "great leader" department.


and you can get SILK THREADS!
He's talking about NM's, not normal drops.

Windy sucks
 
Not really. It's just like any other except due to it being in windurst it is made of win.
You spelled suck wrong.

There's only maybe 2 "good" drops in windurst, a lot of running for a city; and several places for any member to completely wipe the alliance moving between camps, depending on your strategy.
 
He didn't say the hardest dynamis, he said the worst.
Well, since Dynamis is the opposite-land of Vana'diel, if Dynamis-Windurst = the worst, then Windurst = the best by default.

Plus it's so fucking big it's annoying to get around everywhere. You'd think that with it's primary populace being as small as they are they'd build the city so they wouldn't have to walk a mile and a half between their AH and their mog houses.
BAWWWWWWWW teleport-tarutarus are placed at great spots to get to ANYWHERE fast.

And it's really damn annoying, half the taru's can talk normally; apparently the rest are just retarded-arded.
I won'taru argue there. Some tarus do get on my nerves with their talking-walking.

LOL no. Windurst has the worst leaders, because they don't LEAD, they do what they're told from reading the stars. The current leader is actually making decisions, but she's desperate to return to a life of no responsibility where she doesn't have to do anything.
We're childlike! You actually want us to have responsibility? Fuck that :p

Bastok has by far the best president, because his only downside is that he doesn't give a shit about the galkas, which isn't a big deal anyways. Sandy's leader is a dishonorable coward, Windy's is a weak-willed pussy; Apathy easy trumps both of those in the "great leader" department.
Looking like a pedophile doesn't trump anything, though.


He's talking about NM's, not normal drops.

Windy sucks
Again, I'll reference you to Pasquale for quality Windurstian NMs.

The Bomb King got so tired of his bitch's nagging, he came to hang out in Sunny Windurst.

Bastok Sucks
San d'Oria Sucks
 
W.Saruta- Nunyenunc. Pilgrim's Wand, 100% drop. Every mage can use from lvl 10 to lvl 50.
E.Saruta- Spiny Spipi. Mist Silk Cape. Best mage cape for 20+ levels.
Horutoto Inner- Maltha. Trailer's Tunica. First rng body armor to offer +agi.

Or we could talk about xping. There isn't a better low level solo zone in the entire game than Maze of Shakhrami. xping in Buburimu over valkurm is hilariously better xp without any competition, and getting the subjob items there is much much easier.

If you have a problem with how "large" the city is, then you have a very simple memory and can't be bothered to learn where the important things are and how to quickly get to them. You probably don't even know about the npcs that warp you throughout the city, do you?
 
I just want Windurst to get back in first place so we have more OP warps to use ._. fffff
 
If you have a problem with how "large" the city is, then you have a very simple memory and can't be bothered to learn where the important things are and how to quickly get to them.

You hit the nail on the head with me there lol.
 
Windurst is the worst city.

It has:
The worst Dynamis.
The worst look. (HEY GUYS WOOD PLANKS ON LAKES! WE'RE A CITY!)
The worst dialect-wialect.
The worst leader.
The worst newbie zones. (Aht Urghan broked Wind Crystals)

Windurst is exciting. Its filled with adorable Tarus and racy Mithras.

Oh look, were a big lame castle, welcome to San d'vagina.

My town is filled with gross galka (no offense, tim) I'm from bastok.

And you leave our NMs alone. Spiny is serious business.
 
Well, since Dynamis is the opposite-land of Vana'diel, if Dynamis-Windurst = the worst, then Windurst = the best by default.
Except that it's NOT opposite, so worst still means worst.

BAWWWWWWWW teleport-tarutarus are placed at great spots to get to ANYWHERE fast.
It still takes twice as long to go to the teleport-taru, teleport, then run to wherever I wanted to go than it does to just go there in any other city. Plus, those taru's are only good for changing to only one zone, if you want to go to the others you have to walk or go to your mog house. The teleport taru's just make it slightly more bearable, the city is still way too big.

Looking like a pedophile doesn't trump anything, though.
Neither does being a pedophile's dream come true.

Again, I'll reference you to Pasquale for quality Windurstian NMs.

The Bomb King got so tired of his bitch's nagging, he came to hang out in Sunny Windurst.

Bastok Sucks
San d'Oria Sucks
Where is this reference leading to? He hasn't posted in this thread at all, so I have no clue what he's said. Your starting zone NM's suck though. The best by far is the pilgrim's wand and Bounding Boots beat the shit out of that.
 
The best by far is the pilgrim's wand and Bounding Boots beat the shit out of that.

Except that I can buy leaping boots (or just do an easy bcnm for them) and whatever that stupid necklace JEJ drops off the auction house. I can't buy a pilgrim's wand. Game, set, match.
 
Neither does being a pedophile's dream come true.
touché.

Where is this reference leading to? He hasn't posted in this thread at all, so I have no clue what he's said. Your starting zone NM's suck though. The best by far is the pilgrim's wand and Bounding Boots beat the shit out of that.
re: post directly before you, and he only extols the virtues of spiny spipi almost daily :p

and yeah, that drop rate on bounding boots beats the shit out of my pilgrim's wand.
 
Except that I can buy leaping boots (or just do an easy bcnm for them) and whatever that stupid necklace JEJ drops off the auction house. I can't buy a pilgrim's wand. Game, set, match.
Except that no new player is going to have the money to buy them, so they'd be camping them which renders r/ex meaningless. Plus, back before they were r/ex, new players could just camp the lizzy boots for money. leaping boots could still be used past 50 without being seriously gimp(for some jobs), Pilgrim's wand's usefulness ends at 51 exactly.

Tristam Green said:
re: post directly before you, and he only extols the virtues of spiny spipi almost daily :p

and yeah, that drop rate on bounding boots beats the shit out of my pilgrim's wand.
Yeah, that just wasn't there when I started replying.
 
Except that no new player is going to have the money to buy them, so they'd be camping them which renders r/ex meaningless. Plus, back before they were r/ex, new players could just camp the lizzy boots for money. leaping boots could still be used past 50 without being seriously gimp(for some jobs), Pilgrim's wand's usefulness ends at 51 exactly.

That's true, but that zone is dreadfully boring to look at.

Why not spend your time in the luscious greenery of the Sarutas?
 
Back
Top