You are a pirate!

I can't believe this didn't get posted already:





And pirates everywhere are rolling in their graves...
 
I like the pop remix that pink girl does....

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My ears bleed. . .kill me now
 
I can't believe this didn't get posted already:


Considering it was sung and is referred to in the title of the thread I don't think it needed to be lol.

The dead horse appreciates your kicks.


On a side note: What's the first place you would sail to?
 
Considering it was sung and is referred to in the title of the thread I don't think it needed to be lol.

The dead horse appreciates your kicks.


On a side note: What's the first place you would sail to?

Is this more appropriate then?



Or this version of "You are a pirate"...?

(Slightly NSFW)

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Side note: Tortuga first, of course. Then onward to Montego Bay.
 
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Is the second one made by the same guy who does the Lvl Up comics?
 
Can you say Jedi Ninja Pirate?

Jedi_Pirate.jpg
 
Whoops, lemme clarify the situation at hand for this question under "doable," I was pretty vague.

Meaning all the current technology somehow disappeared or reverted back to older ages cause the loss of coal or whatever you wanna believe happened, but for the question at hand, assume that everything regressed. There ya go.'

To further clarify; ever seen Waterworld?

ohhhh that kind of pirate. Ummm..If we were living in that time I'd rather live in the woods and grow my own food and my own pot and shrooms and morninglory's and whatever else I think of and be completely self-sustained. I'd spend my spare time doin drugs or goin into town to drink and fuck.
 
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