I can't believe this didn't get posted already:
Considering it was sung and is referred to in the title of the thread I don't think it needed to be lol.
The dead horse appreciates your kicks.
On a side note: What's the first place you would sail to?
Is the second one made by the same guy who does the Lvl Up comics?
Whoops, lemme clarify the situation at hand for this question under "doable," I was pretty vague.
Meaning all the current technology somehow disappeared or reverted back to older ages cause the loss of coal or whatever you wanna believe happened, but for the question at hand, assume that everything regressed. There ya go.'
To further clarify; ever seen Waterworld?