You know you've played too much FFXI when...

Hiffas said:
How about when you are in the military and ask your RL/in game friend "Hey wanna PT after work?" and he says "I did PT (Physical Training) this morning."
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lol, that happens to me too. I hate when im talking to someone about PTing in game and someone has to butt in: "Dude you Pted for 5 hours last night? 0_0"
 
You know you played too long ...

When you have 5 mules to keep all your equipment on. because you have 10 jobs 37+

When you deside on the next job your going to level... and your current job is only 20.
 
Not that I would ever do this, but I think it's funny:

You drop a roofy into a girls drink and say "Paralyze"

Then when it's "resisted" you put on glasses for INT boost and try again.



I in no way endorse or agree with the use of roofies for anything other than a practical joke on a friend who talks too much shit >.>
 
You've played too much FFXI when you refer to money as Gil. (I've done this.)
...or when you start making Moogle keychains and Chocobo cookie cutters for projects in your shop class. >.> *Has done this.*
 
You know you play to much when you tell your Gf that is she doesn't start playing then she doesn't love you....

that slap hurt >.>
 
You know you play too much FFXI when myrhh stops humping your leg.
 
When you're setting up stuff for a BBQ, and when no-one can find the grilled corn holder things (you know, those little heat resistant forks to stick into the sides of corn-on-the-cob?) you immediately describe them as "Tarutaru forks".
 
When you're late to a funeral/wedding because your LS got Nid/KB (etc).
 
Bluefrost said:
My friend told me once that his 6 year old nephew used to watch him play FFXI a as his RDM/NIN. One time, my friend walks in on his nephew to see him pretending to fight the dog with two fake knives, and then when he sucessfully defeated the mob, put each knife in a pocket, and then sat down to rest for a bit, and continue on his venture.
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LoL... made me laugh cause it reminded me of my nephew.. he is only 2 and he watches those Pride Fights on TV... he went on my stomach one day and asked me if I wanna fight.. and tried to sock me in the face.. lol

oren said:
Well, I am a female who plays video games. Currenly the guy I am seeing plays also. I enjoy disturbing him during events like say Dynamis and umm you know what comes next lol. But he didn't get me started in video games. I was already addicted when he found me lol. Guess he is lucky I like video games and sexual acts.
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My fiance' is like that.. but isn't really into the online scene yet.. but she improves of my gaming.. she plays the other Final Fantasys.. and she breaks my bed
 
Mishaela said:
When you're late to a funeral/wedding because your LS got Nid/KB (etc).
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Two completely opposite things, both completely horrible to miss.

"If anyone finds reason these 2 should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace."
"MY LINKSHELL GOT KING BEHEMOTH!"
"..."
 
You know you play to much FFXI when.......... Something good happens to yah in RL and you say "Woot!" And if anyones is around yah they look at yah like WTF? When I first seen the term used on the game , Even I was like WTF is a "Woot"
 
Khajit said:
You know you've played too much final fanasy when you read the horroscope and try to claim aquarius.
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HAHAHAHA so true

Ithenas said:
you know you play to much FFXI when you start using the auto-translator phrases IRL...even when they don't mesh correctly w/ the question, or when there's a shorter answer xD

when you try and use the tab key to finish an auto-translate line in AIM, then when it doesn't work you hit escape so you can retype it, which closes the window

when you type /l in an instant messager or another game before typing what you were gonna say

(done all three of these...mutliple times)

when you wish there were search comments for dating
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same thing w/ counterstrike, but youll see a 'y' instead


also... you know you play too much FF when your driving around and your looking around hoping to see an NM pop from outta nowhere
 
Autumndaze said:
You know you play to much FFXI when.......... Something good happens to yah in RL and you say "Woot!" And if anyones is around yah they look at yah like WTF? When I first seen the term used on the game , Even I was like WTF is a "Woot"
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Wootz Ore, aka as Wootzorz

You know you've played too much Final Fantasy when you get annoyed that you can't do the "^^" face irl...

Seriously, have you ever tried doing that with your eyes? its friggin' impossible...
 
toqabowl said:
same thing w/ counterstrike, but youll see a 'y' instead
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I'm a Counter-Strike veteran, I can vouch for doing this myself.

You know you play WAY too much FFXI when you look at a harvest moon and instead of thinking, "how beautiful", you think "oh shit, Firesday + Full Moon 100%, BCNM drops are gonna be killer!"
 
Kinkkerbelle said:
You know you have been playing FFXI too much when you cut your sexual tryst short because you have Dynamis.
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What should I do since it's short everytime? Any shorter and I'll have to completely skip sex and move to the part where she lays there crying. It's kinda uncomfortable, but gratifying. :wacko:
 
Miruyasha said:
Two completely opposite things, both completely horrible to miss.

"If anyone finds reason these 2 should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace."
"MY LINKSHELL GOT KING BEHEMOTH!"
"..."
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And got the Drop! D.ring > Wedding Ring!!!!
JK but you can always /Playtime ^^/
 
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