You know you've played too much FFXI when...

You know you've played too much FFXI when you're looking for a reliable DD on a Saturday night, and it has nothing to do with getting home safely after getting sloshed.
 
You know you play to much FFXI when your with a friend and slowly start walking right behind him looking at your phone(lookin at text msgs in this case) and your friend turns around and is like Why the fuck are you behind me? and You say STFU I'm on auto follow >.>
 
When you read friday as firesday.
 
Someone asks you to hang out and you answer "No, I have Dynamis to go to.."

You answer people with "ecks dee"

Trying to program an auto-translate for everything that isnt FFXI

Failing your economy class because the only "economy" you know anything about it the FFXI one.
 
BuggedMei said:
Failing your economy class because the only "economy" you know anything about it the FFXI one.
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ROFL almost true, actually.

You know you play too much FFXI when your significant other asks to you to cook dinner and you reply "My cooking skill isn't high enough for that!"

You also think that when the electricity is out, its time to break out the lightning crystals. lol
 
Miruyasha said:
You know you play too much FFXI when your significant other asks to you to cook dinner and you reply "My cooking skill isn't high enough for that!"
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I'm gonna use that one next time someone tells me to cook :<
 
What would be scary is if we all transported into the world of Vana'diel. Trust me, I would not touch my PLD anymore. To be up close and personal to Anticans in my face? Bunnies would Whirl Claws my face. {No thanks.} /shudder
 
Maybe cure spells get you high? That would explain why PLD let themselves get hit so much?
 
Khajit said:
Maybe cure spells get you high? That would explain why PLD let themselves get hit so much?
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Well, maybe yours. I perform sexual healing. That's why my PLD's like to get hit.
 
I've not unlocked pld so i couldnt know.(never seem to be able to bringup a decent enough excuse to go there instead of stabbing random things quests ect.)
You know you play too much FFXI when you watch a godzilla movie and wait for godzilla to use mijin gakure.(beseiged)
 
You know you play too much Final Fantasy when you try to cast Viruna on yourself when you're sick.
 
You play FFXI too much when you start calling Ecoli victims from the Spinach outbreak a bunch of pussies for not casting Poisona and moving on.

When you wink at your girlfriend and say {Hume} {Fun} {Hole} {Penta Thrust} {Do you need it?} and if she doesn't say back {Yes, Please} you get mad at her for not roleplaying with you
 
oren said:
Well, I am a female who plays video games. Currenly the guy I am seeing plays also. I enjoy disturbing him during events like say Dynamis and umm you know what comes next lol. But he didn't get me started in video games. I was already addicted when he found me lol. Guess he is lucky I like video games and sexual acts.
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Same Oren...same. ^^ That's why we go away sometimes... shhhhh >.> Or after having fun, you immediately go back to the computer because the HNM window is about to start..... >.>


Anyway... A couple nights ago, we were talking about how old everyone is in the LS... Instead of saying "age", I said "level". Also, I was once talking to my friend about his upcoming birthday. He said he was turning the age of when you can get an advanced job...and I understood it ._.

I've had countless, frighteningly, FFXI-related dreams. _countless!_

Also my boyfriend and I always talk about the game...When we're eating, at school, just hanging out, etc.

And lastly, when I can't play, I read, read, read, and do more researching on FFXI. ._.;

Also guilty of trying to alt+tab during AIM convos.... And sometimes even imitating it by actually taking the time to do the green & red parantheses (obviously when I talk to people who play FFXI).
 
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Same thing with my girlfriend, except she doesn't play...yet. I'm hoping to get her on here by the new year. Most of the time we talk about what job she'd like to start as. Leaning between monk and thf. Its fun to actually have someone have a slight understanding to what I'm talking about.
 
Weiing said:
Same Oren...same. ^^ That's why we go away sometimes... shhhhh >.> Or after having fun, you immediately go back to the computer because the HNM window is about to start..... >.>
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/guilty too ;-)
 
lol, no way, blue! Your avy doesn't illustrate that fact at all...digital bj 4tw!
 
Miruyasha said:
lol, no way, blue! Your avy doesn't illustrate that fact at all...digital bj 4tw!
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Ugh, excuse me, excuse me, can I not /kneel to my boyfriend without having some guy's mind in the gutter!! I am soooo not servicing him to a sexual act that is deemed inappropriate. :nono: :wink: I was just excited that um he... helped me... with something... so I wanted to show him... um thanks....
 
A thousand appologies, Blue. I suppose you could've been tying your shoes or something. Was he helping you tie your shoes?
 
Miruyasha said:
A thousand appologies, Blue. I suppose you could've been tying your shoes or something. Was he helping you tie your shoes?
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Yeah, yeah, that's it. Tie shoes.
 
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