Your mom is so...

Your momma's so fat she played pool with the planets. :P
 
Your momma's so fat people jog around her for exercise!

Your momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Your momma's like a nascar driver, she burns fifty rubbers a day!
 
What the heck, I'll toss a few in :P

Your mom is so fat that her shadow weighs 42 pounds.

Your mom is so fat that when she goes to get her shoes shined, she has to take their word for it.

Your mom is so fat that when she goes out to get her mail, it measures on the Richter Scale.

(Thanks to Weird Al's "Fat" for those ones XD )
 
yo mommas so stupid she failed lunch
 
:omg: I think the topic of this thread needs to be changed to: "You kids ... "

You guys!!!! Don't be hatin' on the Momma's^^!!! And Fellina you joined them :) !!!!
 
I saw your mom yesterday, and she had "Welcome" tattooed on her *censored*

Your mom is so fat she need the eifeltower as a toothpick.
 
Kat said:
:omg: I think the topic of this thread needs to be changed to: "You kids ... "

You guys!!!! Don't be hatin' on the Momma's^^!!! And Fellina you joined them :) !!!!
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there are no good "you kids..." jokes :P
 
Elemmire said:
there are no good "you kids..." jokes :P
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You kids are so stupid that when your math teacher asks you what 2+2 equalls, you answer 4.

Heh, I guess you're right <.<;
 
Your Momma's so fat she has to use a hula hoop for a belt

Your mommas so stupid she bought hamburger help and when she got home she opened the box and said "hey wheres my helper "

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
 
Your momma's so ugly she went to look outside the window and was arrested for mooning the public.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections.

Yo momma is so fat, it looks like she as a pack of hotdogs on the back of her neck.
 
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Even I can't deny the fine art which is the "yo momma" joke. Course I went to a high school in a pretty bad neighborhood, so I got to see "yo momma" competition at its finest. :wink:

And another one for you: Yo momma's so fat when she ran out into the road, I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas.
 
Your momma is so stupid she stared at a Orange Juice carten for an hour because it said Concentrate.
 
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