Your mom is so...

Your mama is soo dumb when FFXi came out she became a thf and is still trying to break into other peoples MH.(i dunno i wanted to make one that was FFXi related lol)
 
Trippyhippy said:
This one is simple, I just want a compilation of "Your Mom" jokes.

I'll start it off.

Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
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Dude, just wow man wow, this is by far the worse mom joke ive heard wtf is all those things u said anyways man, make ppl understand dont complicate shit like that lol ..


still funny cuz i know most ppl are wondering what the hell u just said.
 
Milgard said:
Dude, just wow man wow, this is by far the worse mom joke ive heard wtf is all those things u said anyways man, make ppl understand dont complicate shit like that lol ..


still funny cuz i know most ppl are wondering what the hell u just said.
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That's why it's funny.

Your mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on a bag of chips.
 
Yo Momma's so fat, that when she hauls ass, she has to take two trips.
 
Your mamas so bald you can see what's on her mind.
Your mamas is so Hairy, bigfoot took HER picture.
Your mamas so poor she can't afford to pay attention
your mamas so poor she can't afford free samples

and for the geeks...

private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the weight of Your Mom.

Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.

Your Mom's so large that objects fall toward her at a rate of 9.8 m/s^2

Your Mom is so old that she has been traveling at a velocity just short of the speed of light all her life and she still appears to be 40 years old.
 
Yo mama is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

Yo mama is so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama is so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama is so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote.
 
/em casts Necropost


Your momma is soo fat, when she wers high heels, she drills for oil.

Your momma is so fat, {Gravity} is one of her job traits.

Your momma is so fat, we thought Vana'diel gained another moon when she arrived.


>.> <.< /ja {Flee}
 
your mom is so fat , she wore a MalcomX t-shirt and a Helicopter landed on her.

your mom's like Taco bell... makes me wanna run for the border.

your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code.

=P ok i'm done. /em Ninja Vanish! :assassin:
 
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Your mom is like HTML, tiny <head> and a whole lot of <body>.

Your mom is so nasty, I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection.

Your mom is like a lemonade stand, 10 cents a squeez.
 
This thread took me back to middle school, but no one used the old classic:

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
 
I don't think that one is any good.

Your momma(Yer maw for us folks over hear) is so fat she can play every position on the football pitch as well as the benchwarmers.
 
You momma is so smelly, a dump yard is smeller then her.

You Momma is so stupid when she used a RPG weapon, she places it backward and blow herself up.

You Momma is so cracked, she sniff milk powder if it was crack.

You Momma so fat, you found a third breast.

You Kid are so fat, that he look like a 500 pound beach ball.

Your Momma is so fat, it take 20 tractor to drag her 1cm.

Your Momma is so fat, it take 30 raise V to lift her up half way.

Your Momma is so fat, it make time stop.

Your Momma is so fat, she need a custom made toliet to fit her butt size.

ok i'm done XD
 
your momma so dumb, she belived one of Blazns stories.
 
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