Yusuke

[Shi-do-sha]

my ice elemental casted freeze 5 times today.
ITS LIKE BONG BONG!

 

[Jules]

In an effort to avoid wasting time, I Found a form

Dear:
(choose one)
_Clueless Newbie
XLoser
_Dork
_Pervert
_Spammer
_Freak
_Religious Fruitcake
_Unbearably self-righteous person
_Feces Gobbler
_Mental Institution Escapee
XTricycle Seat Sniffer
_Syphilitic Cro-magnon


You are being flamed because:
(check all that apply)
_You posted the "gry" question
XYou posted a lame _____ sucks message
XYou continued a long, stupid thread
_You started a redundant thread
_You posted the "driveway/parkway" question
_You posted anything from a Gallagher routine
_You act like you're 5 and then call everyone 'ageist' for thinking you suck
_You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
_You said "me too" to something
_You don't know which board to post in.
_You are the nine thousandth person to pretend to ask for evidence of evolution. Please refer back to the other four hundred topics on the subject for the answer.
_You're an unattractive middle-aged man and your homepage has pictures of you in your underwear
XYou brag about things that never happened or have no meaning
_Your signature/alias sucks
_You posted a sex ad
XYou are an ignorant, racist piece of trailer trash
_You posted a "make money quick/easy" ad
_You posted something totally uninteresting
_You posted something totally offensive
_You posted a message all written in CAPS
_I don't like your tone of voice
_I think you might be a fed
XYour brain is logic retardant
_You tried to power-suck a moderator's nipples

Your post was:
(check all that apply)
_lame
_stupid
Xapparently not in English
Xlonger than any worthwhile thought of which you are capable
_shockingly lucid and coherent, considering it was dictated to you by your dog.
Xapparently assembled by monkeys
_in violation of the terms of your parole.
Xa vast well into which I poured several minutes of my precious life, only to be rewarded with a vague sense of having been cheated.
_obviously pieced together using a random word generator
_more tedious than a Phaedrus manifesto
Xthe literary equivalent of sticking a Dave's Insanity Sauce covered clothes hangar up my nasal cavity and fishing for my cortex
_apparently very poorly translated from the original Sanskrit
_an inspiration to degenerate inbred rednecks everywhere

Your post reminded me of:
(check all that apply)
Xthe efforts of a very finite number of monkeys typing on 6 typewriters for 5 minutes
_some bad acid I took in the 60s
Xthe time I vomited alphabet soup
_the stitching on JDT's foreskin
Xlife before speel check
_applying hemmoroid cream to my cat's anus
_things I spent years in therapy trying to forget
_an anthropology experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong
_rec.hobbies.acting-like-a-moron
_a stream-of-consciousness novel written by a chimpanzee
Xthe reason stamping out ignorance takes so long
_My first hangover
_My cat running across my keyboard

My attention was drawn to the fact that:
(check all that apply)
_Your question or comment has been posted before
_Your question or comment has been posted earlier THIS FRIGGIN WEEK
XThe process of placing one word after another until a coherent thought has been formed has obviously eluded you
_Your answer was readily available at your nearest dictionary.
_You posted a blatantly obvious troll
_You responded to a blatantly obvious troll
_You used the word "proactive" or "paradigm"
_You posted to a long-dead thread
_You posted an incorrect answer to a long-dead thread.
_You posted an answer before reading the rest of the thread.
_It was barely funny in English
_No, you didn't understand it in Latin without translating it to English
XYour post contained numerous spelling or grammatical errors which did not appear to be typos
_Your "post", contained: "excessive" punctuations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_It is obvious to all that your are really concrete
_The colors or fonts you used were distressing and could cause seizures
_Your joke was much funnier when my great-grandfather told it to my grandfather
_You asked for replies via email because you don't read this board.
_Gallagher is dead, or should be.
_Humorous, interesting flaming is an art, & you ain't Art
_You seem to think the world revolves around the foreskin
_There doesn't seem to be an E key on your keyboard
XYou do not have the reading comprehension skills that God gave the common gerbil.
XYou obviously do not have opposable thumbs

Furthermore:
(check all that apply)
_You forgot to use the word "ass" in your post.
_You may have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum
XYou are too stupid to live, yet somehow you operate a computer
XThis has been pointed out to you before.
_You should take your grammar checker out of Frisian mode.
Xit seems unlikely that you will ever successfully breed, for which we are all thankful
Xyour single-minded zealotry has forced me to reconsider my opposition to post-natal abortion
_don't type again until after you remove the webbing from between your fingers

As punishment:
(check all that apply)
_You must give up your internet account
_You must bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
_You must jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
XYou must apologize to everybody on this board
_You must consume excrement.
XYou must buy a shoehorn, and pry your head out of your ass.
_You will be exiled to alt.knitting .
_Your keyboard is being repossessed
_You must buy every New Kids On The Block album. In public. Including the Christmas one.
_You must hold your breath for two whole days.
_You must buy a copy of DICKANETICS and tell the SDMB how it has changed your life. .
_You must memorize the words to, and perform publicly, '. . . Baby One More Time'
_You must memorize and recite the entire Guy Stuff thread
_You must eat Jack Dean Tyler's Tug-Ahoy(TM)

In closing, I'd like to say:
(check all that apply)
_Get a life
_I pity you
_Go to hell
XI think your IQ must be 7
_Take your smut somewhere else
_Isn't it time for your little *visit to the country*?
_Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial toxic waste
_See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
_that maybe your writing talents are better suited to pissing in the snow
_'I'm sorry' to whoever bred to produce you
XYou suck. Was that monosyllabic enough?

Sincerely,

Trippyhippy

What a nice letter.

There was hothing nice about this "letter" which is clearly stated to be a "FORM". :rtfm:


Trippyhippy, before you go all out as you do to belittle the next person, you should make sure you have all of your T's crossed. :nono:

 

[Mokk]

There was hothing nice about this "letter" which is clearly stated to be a "FORM". :rtfm:


Trippyhippy, before you go all out as you do to belittle the next person, you should make sure you have all of your T's crossed. :nono:

...

Joined last month ... 6 posts .... here's an idea; learn what the fuck a flameboard is for noobcake, until then GTFO or grow a sense of humor. :rtfm:

 

[Jules]

...

Joined last month ... 6 posts .... here's an idea; learn what the fuck a flameboard is for noobcake, until then GTFO or grow a sense of humor. :rtfm:

Who was speaking to you? Learn to mind YOUR OWN buisness! And when you LEARN to do that and do it ever so correctly then that is when you reply to MY post.

The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[Trippyhippy]

Who was speaking to you? Learn to mind YOUR OWN buisness! And when you LEARN to do that and do it ever so correctly then that is when you reply to MY post.

The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Because my form (addressed to idiots that you would probably flame too) is all kinds of your buisness...

Also, just so you know, Mokk is one of my best friedns in real life (Ya know, that thing that isn't the interwebzz), so I would have to say it's more his buisness than it is yours. But it was posted on the flameboard, so it's really everyones buisness. That's also why I relpy to you like a giant smart ass.

Have a shitty day.

 

[Jules]

Because my form (addressed to idiots that you would probably flame too) is all kinds of your buisness...

Also, just so you know, Mokk is one of my best friedns in real life (Ya know, that thing that isn't the interwebzz), so I would have to say it's more his buisness than it is yours. But it was posted on the flameboard, so it's really everyones buisness. That's also why I relpy to you like a giant smart ass.

Have a shitty day.

If you can see correctly, it was addressed to you, not your friend. Therefore, you are incorrect. I did not say he could not read it, it just no need for him to reply for you.

I really do not care if he is your real life friend. I meant what I said and I said what I meant. Like it or not.

My days are always peachy and I don't think you can relate to that.

 

[Jules]

I apologize to everyone for this post, but I can't edit my previous one.

I and ending this little debate with Trippyhippy in this thread because it is derailing the thread.

 

[Mokk]

Who was speaking to you? Learn to mind YOUR OWN buisness! And when you LEARN to do that and do it ever so correctly then that is when you reply to MY post.

The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Speaking of which who invited you into this thread, amateur?

Your right a mind is a terrible thing to waste, but in this case please make an exception and slam your face into some rebar as soon as the opportunity presents itself.

Learn how boards work before diving in and looking as stupid as you can muster.

 

[Jules]

Speaking of which who invited you into this thread, amateur?

Your right a mind is a terrible thing to waste, but in this case please make an exception and slam your face into some rebar as soon as the opportunity presents itself.

Learn how boards work before diving in and looking as stupid as you can muster.

shush

 

[Trippyhippy]

...

Joined last month ... 6 posts .... here's an idea; learn what the fuck a flameboard is for noobcake, until then GTFO or grow a sense of humor.

Who was speaking to you? Learn to mind YOUR OWN buisness! And when you LEARN to do that and do it ever so correctly then that is when you reply to MY post.

The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

If you can see correctly, it was addressed to you, not your friend. Therefore, you are incorrect. I did not say he could not read it, it just no need for him to reply for you.

I really do not care if he is your real life friend. I meant what I said and I said what I meant. Like it or not.

My days are always peachy and I don't think you can relate to that.

If it's addressed to me, you should either quote me, then speak, or at least mention my name in the post. Pronouns have to have an object to refer to. In this post, since Mokk was the only name mentioned, I can only assume you were referring to him.

I apologize to everyone for this post, but I can't edit my previous one.

I and ending this little debate with Trippyhippy in this thread because it is derailing the thread.

In other words, your pussy hurts and you have to get up early tommorow and practice being owned by hippies.

Bitch.

 

[Mokk]

If you can see correctly, it was addressed to you, not your friend. Therefore, you are incorrect. I did not say he could not read it, it just no need for him to reply for you.

I really do not care if he is your real life friend. I meant what I said and I said what I meant. Like it or not.

My days are always peachy and I don't think you can relate to that.

PM function, do you need it?

Look i replied and it wasen't even directed at me again! omfgwhatadick.

This sort of thing happens alot on the boards .. and not just from me. *gasp*

 

[Kyp]

Reading this thread caused me mental trauma.. I think I need to go to the hospital.

and Jules, they're right.. it's the fucking flameboard.. you need to get out more. It's all about trashing each other for any reason you see fit.. providing there's some content to your post and not just random bullshit that doesn't pertain to the thread or to another post.

The idea is to belittle others.. lol. The best arguments come from trying to defend yourself or something you said.

 

[Jules]

Reading this thread caused me mental trauma.. I think I need to go to the hospital.

and Jules, they're right.. it's the fucking flameboard.. you need to get out more. It's all about trashing each other for any reason you see fit.. providing there's some content to your post and not just random bullshit that doesn't pertain to the thread or to another post.

The idea is to belittle others.. lol. The best arguments come from trying to defend yourself or something you said.

I know this is a freaking flameboard.. It is a flameboard for IN GAME ISSUES. I have no problem with that, it's the flaming of one's personal inabilities is wwhat I am speaking of. Maybe I should have made that crystal clear.

Flamingsome for just being an idiot in game is one thing, but riding someone's handicap is totally unacceptable. I guess I just have different moral and values.

 

[Answa~]

I know this is a freaking flameboard.. It is a flameboard for IN GAME ISSUES.

Wrong. You can flame anything here. But, really, don't come into the flameboard expecting love. People suck, and always have. You just have to learn to ignore them, try to discuss with them, laugh at them, or (as people here are wont to do) humiliate them.

 

[Jules]

Wrong. You can flame anything here. But, really, don't come into the flameboard expecting love. People suck, and always have. You just have to learn to ignore them, try to discuss with them, laugh at them, or (as people here are wont to do) humiliate them.

Understood.

Thanks

 

[Answa~]

I love killing threads...

 

[Rhyan]

Just look at it...you have a mask on hinding your reatarded face...pic..it...Reallly....Btw don't "WTF" me don't even know me

Hahahahaha thats not a picture of me you fucking faggot its an album cover. WTF man grow some fucking balls what are you 11? Yea thats right so I'll "WTF" you all I want. Ok I don't know you but you can call my face retarted (which you hav'nt seen) but I can't WTF you.... yea that makes sense damn little punk.

 

[Shi-do-sha]

Wrong. You can flame anything here. But, really, don't come into the flameboard expecting love. People suck, and always have. You just have to learn to ignore them, try to discuss with them, laugh at them, or (as people here are wont to do) humiliate them.

lol answa u should knoe me better than that!
ill pull bitch cards all day!

 

[Trippyhippy]

Flamingsome for just being an idiot in game is one thing, but riding someone's handicap is totally unacceptable. I guess I just have different moral and values.

Who is flaming someone that is handicapped?

Are you talking about me calling him a retard?

 

[Bigboy]

Who is flaming someone that is handicapped?

Are you talking about me calling him a retard?

There is nothing wrong with calling someone a retard, because if you are right, they wont understand.