Adding Extra Letters in Your Name

The stupid-ass names are cringe-worthy, yes, but far more bothersome to me is the tendency to abbreviate one-syllable, three-letter words.

Few people pause to reflect on the fact that when we communicate through text, you SOUND like what you WRITE. If the words you've just typed look like they were just banged out randomly by a retarded 3-year-old on crack, then:


THAT.

IS.

WHAT.

YOU.

WILL.

SOUND.

LIKE.



"but l0l it seyff time 4 me u nazi!!!11"




If you don't have enough respect for me to invest the time in taking the extra 0.3 seconds to type out the other two letters of "you," I'm certainly not going to invest the time necessary to translate your lazy-ass Internet idiot-speak cypher back into English, so I can understand it.

I honestly believe that in the case of people that are obscenely addicted to the moron-talk (think Blazn and Hellstorm), it takes most normal people at least twice as much time to INTERPRET what they're trying to say as they save from cutting out every vowel in sight.


If I ever run a linkshell, one of the rules (probably the first) will be that you'll have to pass a test to demonstrate a minimum level of coherency before you get a pearl. This rule could be relaxed for people that speak English as a second language, of course, but repeated use of things like "ur" and "ne1" in a non-joking, non-mocking manner would result in a broken pearl.

This is probably why any such shell would be perpetually empty, except for me. Ah, well ... I can dream.
 
ユウミ☆;742166 said:
Ugh, this flame is stupid.
you are emo.
and I don't care if you have
100 goldsmithing.
k cool
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That reminds me of another thing I can't be doing with.

People who
type like this
on message boards.

Leave the enter key alone for christ's sake.
 
Oropher said:
you can add qcdn's "hang man, can opener, 3 lines, star" to the list of stupid names.
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lmfao...

For me, my usb ports dont work, i type with a controller in game, prolly been over a year now, on screen keyboard sux, so i'ma shorten words all the friggin time, deal with it.

its a video game, not elementary school, no grades, no red pen, when i get that report from the moogle about my statistics, fucker never mentions anything about spelling errors...
 
I've found that most of the annoying names start and/or end with an x. Xmynamewastakenx always pisses me off. I've had a rule about not inviting or accepting an invite from anyone with an x at the start or end of their name for a few years now. They tend to be retarded 9/10 times.
 
Winklewil said:
I honestly believe that in the case of people that are obscenely addicted to the moron-talk (think Blazn and Hellstorm), it takes most normal people at least twice as much time to INTERPRET what they're trying to say as they save from cutting out every vowel in sight.
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Good points, but I'm certain the mentality there is "by the time I write this, it's *their* problem to decipher it, not mine".

Or: "lulz wen i write dis its there problem 2 unnerstanz wut i just said more then it is mine to write it good wwwwww".

It took me longer to write that last line of horseshit than it did to write the rest of this post.
 
hay u gayz, sinot skuul lol i dn haf2 b all wit da englash manz. faken nerdz wif da GRAMMER abd shizz.
 
Sharpe said:
That reminds me of another thing I can't be doing with.

People who
type like this
on message boards.

Leave the enter key alone for christ's sake.
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I could be completely wrong here, but I think he translates direct from japanese. If thats true that would be how they would type out sentences so its natural to him?

I don't know, I'm probably wrong. I haven't had any caffiene at all this morning.
 
Sharpe said:
That reminds me of another thing I can't be doing with.

People who
type like this
on message boards.

Leave the enter key alone for christ's sake.
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stop being a whiny bitch complaining about foreign people. Youre one yourself, am I right?

FFS people, its a message board/game. Grow the fuck up
 
Ruffyreborn said:
stop being a whiny bitch complaining about foreign people. Youre one yourself, am I right?

FFS people, its a message board/game. Grow the fuck up
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We aren't foreign! YOU are!
 
Grem said:
We aren't foreign! YOU are!
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iir, I believe Sharpe has some standing in Germany, as well as the UK? I could be wrong here.

but this is just coming from the near-western half, which most users are on. I seriously hope no one gets offended for being called foreign, because thats going to open up a whole new ordeal of wtf...
 
You're all foreigners...
 
Ruffyreborn said:
iir, I believe Sharpe has some standing in Germany, as well as the UK? I could be wrong here.

but this is just coming from the near-western half, which most users are on. I seriously hope no one gets offended for being called foreign, because thats going to open up a whole new ordeal of wtf...
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He was never bitching at anyone for being 'foreign' he was bitching about the format in which they left messages. You brought up the foreign thing so don't try to knock that off on someone else :P
 
Ruffyreborn said:
iir, I believe Sharpe has some standing in Germany, as well as the UK? I could be wrong here.

but this is just coming from the near-western half, which most users are on. I seriously hope no one gets offended for being called foreign, because thats going to open up a whole new ordeal of wtf...
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I'm English. It has nothing to do with being Japanese that she/he types about 3 a words a line. If they look at every other person's typing on here they can see that no one else does it.
 
lolOutback :D


<3 Eliott though, you guys in Oz have some true hotties down there.
 
Sharpe said:
Thank you, i'm stuffed from eating too much Chinese. CURSE YOU ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET'S!
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SWEET mother of Harold, man! You're an Englishman who has standing in Germany, eats Chinese, plays a Japanese and an American game and drinks Southern Comfort! Surely you are the most foreign foreigner ever birthed!

Your welcome XD <3
 
You Americans can't even read anyway :\
 
Morwenny said:
SWEET mother of Harold, man! You're an Englishman who has standing in Germany, eats Chinese, plays a Japanese and an American game and drinks Southern Comfort! Surely you are the most foreign foreigner ever birthed!

Your welcome XD <3
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If a man is born in Beijing, raised in Topeka, retires to Paris, and dies in Rio de Janeiro, what does that make him? Dead.
 
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