Americans need to lighten up (note disclaimer!)

Javir

Javir

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I wish more of our news articles were like these!

disclaimer: no bad pics, but if your mommy doesn't let you read things with even a slightly naughty twist, I'd suggest not opening the spoilers <.<

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LMFAO.

The Passion Panties... rofl!
 
lmfao
 
Skaw said:
Who the fuck cooks pancakes with oil?
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>_> Who the fuck cooks pancakes with oil, while naked and receiving oral from a naked person, in splash range of said oil covered pastries?

That, is the important question.
 
Morwen said:
>_> Who the fuck cooks pancakes with oil, while naked and receiving oral from a naked person, in splash range of said oil covered pastries?

That, is the important question.
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I think the even more important question, is how does someone get two black eyes if they have hot oil spilled down their back and hit on the head with a frying pan? One, sure.. but two?
 
Morwen said:
>_> Who the fuck cooks pancakes with oil, while naked and receiving oral from a naked person, in splash range of said oil covered pastries?

That, is the important question.
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Apparently those people. lol


exodusamphi said:
Moral of the story: No oral in the kitchen
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At least not when your cooking with boiling oil near a stove.
 
Skaw said:
I think the even more important question, is how does someone get two black eyes if they have hot oil spilled down their back and hit on the head with a frying pan? One, sure.. but two?
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Two black eyes would hint at a broken nose to me. Consider the uh... trajectory of the pan and the um... position of the target.

Bleh, lol.
 
I want vibrating panties!! Loved these clippings.. friggin great!
 
Stine said:
We know what to get Morch for Christmas now! A week later we'll find her passed out somewhere. XD
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Hehehe ;) sounds good to me! Maybe you'll see an article on it soon lol.

HEADLINE: Canadian Woman Facefirst In CreamPies
 
Morcheeba said:
Hehehe ;) sounds good to me! Maybe you'll see an article on it soon lol.

HEADLINE: Canadian Woman Facefirst In CreamPies
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I'm not going to directly comment but..

Read that headline that you wrote, again. Just read it.
 
I love them all; great articles lol
 
Morcheeba said:
Hehehe ;) sounds good to me! Maybe you'll see an article on it soon lol.

HEADLINE: Canadian Woman Facefirst In CreamPies
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Funniest thing I have ever read on this site.

Although I don't think the clips are exactly reporting breaking news or worthy of journalistic investigations of any sort, but they are funny.
 
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