Bayonetta

im actually not havin any issue atm with hard mode, im cruising along, its funny, the opening stage was harder for me than anything after, just because i had to adjust for how hard mode would play out.
i love the moon of malaa-kalaa tho, i started using it at the beginning of hard mode.
Tho currently i am using Selene's Light and Evil harvest Rosary and its making things cake walk.
 
Between you and this lady friend of mine's brother, I feel a little tormented inside today. I went all over a few days back to try and get an early copy, like so many have already, to no avail. I've sat and watched and played with his copy for hours on end but he wont let me get some alone time with it (borrow it) because he himself can't put it down.

Unfortunately for Darksiders, it'll be stayin' in the wrapper for a while probably.
 
It really is a hard game to put down, even after almost going through it twice, i cant wait for the third run through.
 
well i completed my hard run through today, and started my infinite climax run. I gotta look up where some of these umbra witch burials are, because i swear i have them all and both run throughs i found the same ones, i only found one i didnt have yet. The Alfheim portals are a bitch to find, ive only found the same ones both run throughs, and i search everywhere.
Im also missing like 2 parts of an lp, and two full lps. I havent even unlocked all the weapons or accessories yet and dont know how to.
Some of them are needed to even complete the alfheim portals. But yeah the moon bracelets really shined in the last few battles, gunna suck not being able to use witch time in this run tho.
 
The Alfheim portals are a bitch to find, ive only found the same ones both run throughs, and i search everywhere.

Are you lookin' behind you? A lot of the blocked off areas you pass become unblocked after certain events take place. It's kind of stupid really. Some of them are pretty far back.


Im also missing like 2 parts of an lp, and two full lps. I havent even unlocked all the weapons or accessories yet and dont know how to.

Yeah, some of the weapons and accessories are gotten through old school methods, i.e. complete 100 missions and beat easy/normal/very easy/etc. Some are also linked to collecting Umbran Tears of Blood.
 
Are you lookin' behind you? A lot of the blocked off areas you pass become unblocked after certain events take place. It's kind of stupid really. Some of them are pretty far back.




Yeah, some of the weapons and accessories are gotten through old school methods, i.e. complete 100 missions and beat easy/normal/very easy/etc. Some are also linked to collecting Umbran Tears of Blood.

yeah i always look behind me, maybe not always after something is unblocked tho, but i scavenge when i play games with collectables so i know i search hard. And yeah, i noticed i get new stuff for completing difficulties, i got an LP for completing hard mode, and like 3 things for completing normal. Im gonna do a scavenge run now before i tackle infinite climax, i want to have every achievement except IC before i tackle it. That way i can just barrel through that mode.
 
LOL Im not arguing that, but I've seen some hot looking trannies too man, is all I'm sayin............


Well, either way I'm picking this game up as soon as it comes out, I'm in serious need of a sexy hyped up hack and slasher.

Fag
 
Ouch, that's just mean man. If you've never been strangely amused by a man in a dress you didn't know was a man you haven't had a good time yet!
 
Ouch, that's just mean man. If you've never been strangely amused by a man in a dress you didn't know was a man you haven't had a good time yet!

if youve ever been to repo! the genetic opera live, thats the best place to go and find out some good lookin chick is a dude. When my video premiered as the opener for that show, i watched the whole thing and there was a scene near the beginning where i thought, shes kinda hott! then the show ended and they came up to me to talk about how much they loved my video and get my autograph and as soon as they spoke my jaw almost dropped, deepest damn voice ever! and he said
"I kept expecting to get rick roll'd watchin your video, i mean you had everything else in it"
and i just tried to keep a straight face and say "oh yeah" as i signed a program.
It happens to everyone at some point!

I used to think that chick in hanson was hott in jr high!

anyways, Got all the achievements but one now, time to beat the final difficulty!
 

Meanie!


Ouch, that's just mean man. If you've never been strangely amused by a man in a dress you didn't know was a man you haven't had a good time yet!

Agreed, its happened to me and every other friend I know: You get so drunk, you hit on a chick, who turns out to be a man.

Good times indeed.
 
Eh, I'd hope he know that I was just fucking with him lol.
 
Eh, I'd hope he know that I was just fucking with him lol.

Course I know you just yankin my chain :biggrin:

Besides Darsha, in the military, its bound to happen to you at least ONCE at some point in your career =P
 
This game is so bad it's good..
 
Downloaded demo. Trashed demo. Enjoyed the game *cough* mechanics, will probably get it, but it was waaaay girlier than I thought possible lol.

Oh, and Stine rolled her eyes at the demo being called "First Climax".
 
The sole reason I will get this game is so I can say "I make my girl climax every few mins"
 
The sole reason I will get this game is so I can say "I make my girl climax every few mins"
It'll be the only time in your life that ever happens.
 
It'll be the only time in your life that ever happens.

*rimshot*

yeah i've decimated the demo now that I've gotten used to the combat system, totally love the way she kills that last angel (hair turning into a dragon head? FUCK YES!) I wanna marry this woman!
 
*rimshot*

yeah i've decimated the demo now that I've gotten used to the combat system, totally love the way she kills that last angel (hair turning into a dragon head? FUCK YES!) I wanna marry this woman!

You like your women hairy?



Btw anyone whose playing this know how to transform? I got the Umbran Fragrance thing, and I set it but i cant seem to figure out what to do with it.
 
You like your women hairy?



Btw anyone whose playing this know how to transform? I got the Umbran Fragrance thing, and I set it but i cant seem to figure out what to do with it.

fragrance items transform you when you have the weapon equipped that is associated with that fragrence
 
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