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Wish granted.

Due to the fact the wish was granted with no ill effect, no ill effect was caused, which made you incredibly bored, which is an ill effect, and then you died due to your head exploding in a logical paradox.

I wish people didn't judge intelligence by age.
 
Lokkin said:
Wish granted.

Due to the fact the wish was granted with no ill effect, no ill effect was caused, which made you incredibly bored, which is an ill effect, and then you died due to your head exploding in a logical paradox.

I wish people didn't judge intelligence by age.
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Wish granted, now they judge intellegence by the size of your boobs/dick. Penis pumps become the new fad and everyone (well guys) gets one. Boobs jobs are becoming so rediculous that pam andersons boobs from 2005 are considered small.

I wish the Jelly Belly company would stop making the crappy jelly beans and only make the good ones!
 
edit: doh, i missed .. lokk's and i had a good one too .. NM i spose :/
 
wish granted, but now you've had so many of the good jelly beans you think they're all crappy.

I wish my dog wasn't a dumbass
 
Wish granted. Your dog goes on to study at Harvard and Yale, and eventually develops a technology to make all dogs smarter than humans. Within 2 months, you are outside, on a chain, wearing a shock collar and eating your own poop.

I wish i didnt have to take my finals this week...

P.S. This thread is awesome! I lol'd many times...
 
i saw that response coming as soon as i posted it ><; lol, nice one tho

wish granted, you don't have to take your finals this week, instead you switched places with Bob over here. Bob miraculiously aces your finals and steals your identity because you had to give him some ID so he could take them. Bob goes on to graduate college at the head of your class and becomes one of the richest men in america, while you spend the rest of your days mowing lawns.

I wish gas wasn't so f@#$ing expensive
 
Wish granted! But now we are completely out of oil and must now learn the values of a good, reliable bicycle.

I wish I was born in another time period.
 
Kimberely said:
Wish granted! But now we are completely out of oil and must now learn the values of a good, reliable bicycle.

I wish I was born in another time period.
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wish granted you born in the middle of the black plegue and die at the age of 5.


since cant think anything wish for i wish for world peice.
(honestly i want to see what someone will come up with so go wild)
 
wish granted, Ahh, lovely. Every single living thing on earth is wiped out. No more bickerings, no more quarrles, no more noise. Ain't it, peaceful?

I wish for class to be canceled tomorrow!
 
hellstorm said:
since cant think anything wish for i wish for world peice.
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granted but then u realize that u wished for the wrong type of piece and the world splits in two

krisy said:
I wish for class to be canceled tomorrow!
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wish granted

but since its finals week school gets extended a full week

I wish i had a tivo
 
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Wish granted! Tivo-a-gogo. But now you have so many shows you like to watch you spend every waking hour of the day catching up on what you missed. You become a recluse and stop paying everything except your electric and cable bills, you no longer contact the outside world and die of a massive heart attack at the age of 37.

I wish i was home! I wish i was home! I wish i was home!! *clicks heels together 3 times*
 
Wish granted, you appear at your house and open the door, to fall through and land on the yellow brick road.

I wish this friend wouldn't go so emo on me through text.
 
Your friend turns into a jock and steals all your friends and dates every girl you thought was hot. He joins the school football team, and becomes a frat guy... Then one night at a party he drinks 5 kegs of beer and dies in agony of alcohol poisoning, a week later.

I wish I had all the powers of the x men, marvel characters and most video game characters combined, to use at my choosing.
 
lol, my friend is actually a girl, so if you add a sex change in there, it will make more sense :P

Wish granted, due to all the powers being taken from every superhero and or xmen or marvel character, you explode, considering it is all too much for your body to handle, and all the magicky goodness is sprinkled across everyone in the universe, making everyone just a little super. Isn't that grand.

I wish WoW didn't take so long to install on my computer.
 
Lokkin said:
I wish WoW didn't take so long to install on my computer.
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Wish granted but now everyday before you play ffxi you have to update both your playonline and the game. But because you have to reinstall ffxi everyday on your computer you no longer have time to play WoW.


I wish I was out of school ><
 
Wish granted! Of course, now you are a dropout and relegated ot pumping gas and working at wendy's for 90 hours a week just to make ends meet for the rest of your life.

I wish gas prices would go back under $1 a gallon.
 
Wish granted!

Unfortunately, we move to a new energy source and there is only 1 gallon gas left. The new energy source is atleast $10 a gallon.

I wish that all of the gilsellers cease to exist.
 
wish granted!! but now all the gil seller jobs go to illegal immigrants from mexico that live in the US. gil sellers start roaming vana'deil in groups of 25+ per zone. instead of speaking bad broken english, they now speak absolutely no english at all. They also begin to dominate the choco breeding market (once it gets here ><; ), now all choco's are lowered, have flames on the sides, no two feathers are exactly the same color, and come equiped with horns that play la cucaracha. however, there is a silver lining, because they can ride 10+ on one bird the price of chocobo's dramatically drops.

I wish the world would stop being so fucking politically correct >.>
 
>.> Ith beat me


I wish i didn't have cystic fibrosis or any other illness.
 
You have no illness but you completely take life for granted. Your existence becomes meaningless and your time here on earth is completely wasted.

I wish the Fountain of Youth really existed and I could be young forever.
 
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