K, Here's the story...
A long long long time ago, before I was even in Kaizen, I was but a young lass leveling my PLD. One day, a rdm friend of mine invited me to go fishing. I was like, no thanks, I'd rather sit on my thumb and twist, but she urged me on, so I went. She introduced me to a female elvaan so fair (Looking back, what was I thinking), and we hit it off. I was very poor at the time, so when she offered to fly me to Florida for the weekend to meet her I jumped at the chance...this was after a few months of our eeeeeeeee-lationship. I was 24 at the time, she was 35. If you've ever been a 24 year old man, you know, older woman = hot topic.
So I fly in, she picks me up and we're driving around the Orlando area, and she says to me: "Mark, I've got to be honest with you, I'm engaged and have 3 kids" My jaw almost hit the floor, wondering first how she could have hidden this trip, and second how her fiance didn't know about our aparent 'affair'...so since we were already a waze from the airport, I just slept on the VERY edge of the bed, as far away from her as possible. She noted this, saying how 'mature' i was at respecting her, when really, I just didn't wanna fuck up a family.
To be continued...