Hi.

I look fucking retarded in every one of those pics. I'mma take a new one after I take a shower and post it so people don't think I have polio.

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Speaking of creepy dudes with neckbeards...
 
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K, Here's the story...
A long long long time ago, before I was even in Kaizen, I was but a young lass leveling my PLD. One day, a rdm friend of mine invited me to go fishing. I was like, no thanks, I'd rather sit on my thumb and twist, but she urged me on, so I went. She introduced me to a female elvaan so fair (Looking back, what was I thinking), and we hit it off. I was very poor at the time, so when she offered to fly me to Florida for the weekend to meet her I jumped at the chance...this was after a few months of our eeeeeeeee-lationship. I was 24 at the time, she was 35. If you've ever been a 24 year old man, you know, older woman = hot topic.
So I fly in, she picks me up and we're driving around the Orlando area, and she says to me: "Mark, I've got to be honest with you, I'm engaged and have 3 kids" My jaw almost hit the floor, wondering first how she could have hidden this trip, and second how her fiance didn't know about our aparent 'affair'...so since we were already a waze from the airport, I just slept on the VERY edge of the bed, as far away from her as possible. She noted this, saying how 'mature' i was at respecting her, when really, I just didn't wanna fuck up a family.
To be continued...
 
Big images so spoiler tags! If you're smart you won't click the button..

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Mikeman is 16 according to the info. The potential for his flame retort being good is pretty miniscule lol.
 
Big images so spoiler tags! If you're smart you won't click the button..

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The last one is TCTU.

Tom Cruise Thumbs Up!
 
The most recent picture of me that doesn't make me look like a stalker... I'm half-naked. Do I post it? :/
 
I wanna see the unadulterated pic. ;)

lol. That one gets a spoiler tag, then. I assume most people won't want to see the chubby half-naked hairy dude. Oh, and I'm half-naked because it's a before/after comparison pic. This is after I lost about 140 lbs.

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lol. That one gets a spoiler tag, then. I assume most people won't want to see the chubby half-naked hairy dude. Oh, and I'm half-naked because it's a before/after comparison pic. This is after I lost about 140 lbs.

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You got gloves like Big Daddy Cool.
 
I wear those when I work out, because curls hurt my wrist. Carpal tunnel and stuff. :(

Edit: That's a lie. I wear them because they make me look even more badass.
 
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I've lost my faith in all ffxi lore now...

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Legendary fisherman my ass.
 
So I was accosted by a drunk couple on Friday. That was unpleasant.
 
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