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For some reason, this story (Doctor falsely diagnoses subject with cancer due to excess consumption of energy drinks) sounds... less than plausible.

I can think of far more plausible explanations, but most of them involve someone getting their internet access taken away by parents who are tired of them sitting around, playing a video game all day, then lying about it to make it seem less pathetic.

yooooou rang?
 
For some reason, this story (Doctor falsely diagnoses subject with cancer due to excess consumption of energy drinks) sounds... less than plausible.

I can think of far more plausible explanations, but most of them involve someone getting their internet access taken away by parents who are tired of them sitting around, playing a video game all day, then lying about it to make it seem less pathetic.

OR he could be a zombie.
 
God, where is my screenshot of cancer? SOMEONE must have a screenshot of cancer...

Btw, I think the absolute lamest and cowardly way of quitting a game is claiming you have a deadly disease. Seriously, it is disrespectful to everyone that truly have it, and to people that have lost a loved one by said disease.

Can't we just ban him? No one want him back.
 
This thread has my my head hurt. Or maybe it's the radioactive fluids I have corsing through my veins.
 
yooooou rang?

No Lurch.

You know, I've been to the Ukraine. I thought Kiev was a lovely city, at least the parts that I saw.


Propagandhi said:
OR he could be a zombie.

This is also true. For those who enjoy zombie fiction, feel free to check out Patient Zero by Jonathan Maberry. It's pretty good.
 
lol. Too many energy drinks causing a tumor like lump on the brain? That's the most hilarious thing I've heard. And no, not all tumors are cancerous.

Sounds like you just wanted to scam a LS out of shit so you played the pity card. That's much more believable.
 
For some reason, this story (Doctor falsely diagnoses subject with cancer due to excess consumption of energy drinks) sounds... less than plausible.

If it was really true he'd be able to have that doctors ass, for massive malpractice. He'd have enough money to buy and sell QCDN several times over.
 
Sounds like someone was drinking to much Powerthirst
 
I actually felt sorry for you when I heard the cancer stuff, well I still do but for a different reason now.
 
God, where is my screenshot of cancer? SOMEONE must have a screenshot of cancer...

Like this one?
180px-Cancer.jpg



...Couldn't resist lol

On topic though, if he did get a tumor from drinking too much energy drinks well I have no idea what to say. It sounds like a bad joke if anything to me, it's a shame you can't be truthful in why you had to leave.
At least Whitegate is significantly quieter in some respects.
 
Like this one?
180px-Cancer.jpg



...Couldn't resist lol

On topic though, if he did get a tumor from drinking too much energy drinks well I have no idea what to say. It sounds like a bad joke if anything to me, it's a shame you can't be truthful in why you had to leave.
At least Whitegate is significantly quieter in some respects.
That's EXACTLY what I ment :P Thanks xD
 
Consuming too many energy drinks has been related to brain tumors, theres a lot of literature that states how dangerous these energy drinks can be. Not saying he didnt take this info and state it for his own purposes but the risk to health is there and thats no laughing matter.
 
lol. And no, not all tumors are cancerous.

This. Someone who supposedly HAD cancer should know this. In fact, I believe most aren't cancerous, and a "tumor" gets mistaken for a cyst (fatty growth, or as Oneluv calls them, a honcho growth)
 
If this thread was anymore win. Not only did he insult individuals, he claimed to have a magical tumor, and he abandons his own thread because he got caught in a lie. Wow. Just fucking wow.

What I find funny however is that this isn't the first time something like this happened. I heard you left your original server after telling them a story on Alla about you being raped or something and you had to leave?
 
Consuming too many energy drinks has been related to brain tumors, theres a lot of literature that states how dangerous these energy drinks can be. Not saying he didnt take this info and state it for his own purposes but the risk to health is there and thats no laughing matter.

You can find 'literature' stating anything.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2941186.html?menu=

And to agree with what Germ said, cysts are more common.
 
You know what? I can't fucking stand this shit anymore...
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=44;mid=1201848809190174372;num=21;page=1

Then a few days later he posts this..
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=52;mid=120206449952341298;num=3;page=1

I used to be an admin for Allakhazam during this time and I checked the IP's.. It's the same guy. I knew him on Ifrit.. Everyone fucking hated him there.. Not that everyone didn't hate everyone there, but fucking christ. I'm sick of these lies. He even tried to lie to me in game when I called him out on this. And finally told me the post on the Ifrit boards was a big lie. Well fuck it.

I tried to be nice and be your friend, but these lies are ridiculous and out of hand. And if you really are dying.. I'm sorry. Have fun in England? I really didn't want to post this, but I'm sick of people on this server being lied to.. like you're all supposed to feel bad for this guy.
 
Hilarious link, I suppose you googled energy drinks and brain tumors to get that little tidbit.

Suffice to say my point was that anything in excess can be dangerous to one's health, whether or not you believe the poster.

I googled Energy Drinks and Brain Tumors....

I was led here.

Suffice to say, I still find his story... highly implausible.
 
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