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The mods of QCDN met one day to discuss the problems on the site. The first thing they discussed was the userbase.
myrrh: We have 23 problem users at the site, but the most problems come from Jamal, audino, and hellstorm.
arc: Jamal is pretty lively.
morwen: Yea, but at least they aren't like audino, always bitching and moaning.
myrrh: Well, what are we going to do about them?
morwen: I think we should tar and feather them!
arc: Nah, that'll just make hellstorm upset, he always sticks up for the stupid guy.
myrrh: Good point, meh screw it, let's just make Jamal a mod so we can get on with our faaking lives.
Linhjah the Ninhjah:
The mods of QCDN met one day to discuss the problems on the site. The first thing they discussed was the userbase.
Morwen: We have 69 problem users at the site, but the most problems come from Stine, Tristam, and Jamal.
Audino: Stine is pretty stinky.
Myrrh: Yea, but at least they aren't like Tristam, always pulling and pushing.
Morwen: Well, what are we going to do about them?
Myrrh: I think we should bleed and kick them!
Audino: Nah, that'll just make Jamal upset, he always sticks up for the sticky guy.
Morwen: Good point, meh screw it, let's just make Stine a mod so we can get on with our sweaty lives.
Shyrrific:
The mods of QCDN met one day to discuss the problems on the site. The first thing they discussed was the userbase.
Miros: We have 80085 problem users at the site, but the most problems come from Jamal, Shyrra, and Lanien.
Cmdrfly: Jamal is pretty gay.
Audino: Yea, but at least they aren't like Shyrra, always fornicating and touching.
Miros: Well, what are we going to do about them?
Audino: I think we should splooge and toot them!
Cmdrfly: Nah, that'll just make Lanien upset, he always sticks up for the smelly guy.
Miros: Good point, meh screw it, let's just make Jamal a mod so we can get on with our gross lives.
Luckington:
The mods of QCDN met one day to discuss the problems on the site. The first thing they discussed was the userbase.
Arc: We have 3.1415 problem users at the site, but the most problems come from Hellstorm, Jyak, and Pchan.
Miros: Hellstorm is pretty small.
Vil: Yea, but at least they aren't like Jyak, always kiting and fapping.
Arc: Well, what are we going to do about them?
Vil: I think we should defecate and hug them!
Miros: Nah, that'll just make Pchan upset, he always sticks up for the shriveled guy.
Arc: Good point, meh screw it, let's just make Hellstorm a mod so we can get on with our elongated lives.
Mor wen mor wen mor wen:
The mods of QCDN met one day to discuss the problems on the site. The first thing they discussed was the userbase.
Myrrh: We have 8 problem users at the site, but the most problems come from Jamal, Audino, and Willian.
Arctyrael: Jamal is pretty cold.
Raiderx: Yea, but at least they aren't like Audino, always jumping and skipping.
Myrrh: Well, what are we going to do about them?
Raiderx: I think we should play and whine them!
Arctyrael: Nah, that'll just make Willian upset, he always sticks up for the hairy guy.
Myrrh: Good point, meh screw it, let's just make Jamal a mod so we can get on with our short lives.
Stine
The mods of QCDN met one day to discuss the problems on the site. The first thing they discussed was the userbase.
Myrrh: We have 33 problem users at the site, but the most problems come from Tristam, Kotsu, and Linhjah.
Morwen: Tristam is pretty fabulous.
Audino: Yea, but at least they aren't like Kotsu, always molesting and consuming.
Myrrh: Well, what are we going to do about them?
Audino: I think we should procreate and speculate them!
Morwen: Nah, that'll just make Linhjah upset, he always sticks up for the zaftig guy.
Myrrh: Good point, meh screw it, let's just make Tristam a mod so we can get on with our seedy lives.
Zyn
The mods of QCDN met one day to discuss the problems on the site. The first thing they discussed was the userbase.
Myrrh: We have 13 problem users at the site, but the most problems come from Jamal, Morwen, and Audino.
Arc: Jamal is pretty sloppy.
Miros: Yea, but at least they aren't like Morwen, always slurping and handling.
Myrrh: Well, what are we going to do about them?
Miros: I think we should oogle and hold them!
Arc: Nah, that'll just make Audino upset, he always sticks up for the blue guy.
Myrrh: Good point, meh screw it, let's just make Jamal a mod so we can get on with our sticky lives.