Most awkward moment thread...

Nyett said:
Lying in bed my butt was really itchy so my undies migrated to my knees in order to get a real good scratch on. After a while I became curious as to why the itch was there so I turned on my lamp to take a peak. Pulled the covers off and saw nothing of concern so I laid back down and looked at the ceiling where a big spider was standing. I figured I'd kill it so I took some toilet paper out of my side drawer (yes of course there is paper there) and when I was about to get up my mother walked into my room. Paper in hand, cock hanging strong... she left in a quick hurry.

Really I was more upset than embarrassed, wish at least I was doing the duty to get caught for it.
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lol this could be a scene in a comedy movie
having a bad week <lost job> thanks i laughed when the visual kicked in
 
Kelyon said:
Bibles huggers...


The only purpose of marriage is procreation. I personally don't think people marry for love ANYMORE. Nowadays they marry for financial reasons under the illusion of what they consider "Love"


This is a personal opinion don't tear me an new asshole.
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Well aren't you just a little ray of sunshine.
 
Lucki said:
Well aren't you just a little ray of sunshine.
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I speak from personal experience. Apparently, both my current parents were "in love, till death do us part, i will take a bullet for you" love 4 different times. I call horseshit.
 
Yay embarassing gyno stories!

The doctor that I go to, assisted on my birth. He worked with my grandmother at the hospital (she was the bitch that called the insurance companies and cussed them out to give their people coverage, go gramma!) and is doctor to both my mother and sister. When I finally got in there, we had a long talk and then came 'the time'. He was kind enough to show me the paper robe (omg Kiere >_> ) and left the room so I could get buttnaked. So I'm all wrapped up in this paper robe and he comes in. The examination commenses and the nurse starts laughing at me because I am bright red. Like fire engine red, I'm so embarassed. So the invasive part is over and he goes topical. He always checks for ovary placement by poking me in various sections of the abdomen. Well, I'm really ticklish. So, I just started laughing. So he started laughing, the nurse started laughing. "That's the first time that's ever happened in my years as a doctor." It was embarassing, but I couldn't help it :3
 
Give you the heebie jeebies? >_> Imagine how I felt.
 
Kelyon said:
I speak from personal experience. Apparently, both my current parents were "in love, till death do us part, i will take a bullet for you" love 4 different times. I call horseshit.
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Not to intentionally derail the thread, but I had to respond... People do marry each other for real love. The problem is they marry for love with the overly idealistic, overly-romantic notion that love is all they need to stay married. Love conquers all, but not without a lot of effort. There's still bills to pay and work to do and the world keeps revolving. It's sad but true. People get disillusioned when the real world intrudes on that little bubble of their love, and considering the divorce rate, it looks like a lot of people can't handle the reality of it.

People don't marry for procreation. You don't need to be married to have kids.
 
Zyndara said:
Not to intentionally derail the thread, but I had to respond... People do marry each other for real love. The problem is they marry for love with the overly idealistic, overly-romantic notion that love is all they need to stay married. Love conquers all, but not without a lot of effort. There's still bills to pay and work to do and the world keeps revolving. It's sad but true. People get disillusioned when the real world intrudes on that little bubble of their love, and considering the divorce rate, it looks like a lot of people can't handle the reality of it.

People don't marry for procreation. You don't need to be married to have kids.
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I do believe that people marry for love. The way i was raised is that Marriage is the untimate symbol of love. Just after what i have witnessed personally, i find it to be utter bullhonkey.

I am not saying people do not marry for love still, just not where i come from they don't.
 
Kelyon said:
Make a sub thread... Gyno stories give me the heebie geebies. lol <3
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Myrrh almost loses a testicle and gyno stories give you the heebie geebies? :shok: Considering you're a guy I thought those stores would be worse. We're really not going too great into detail. It's not like we used a picture like my first gyno did to show you everything they do. Believe me it's best not to think that much into it.
Morwen said:
Gyno visits? Let me sum this up for you:

FUCK NO
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Agreed!

Kelyon said:
I do believe that people marry for love. The way i was raised is that Marriage is the untimate symbol of love. Just after what i have witnessed personally, i find it to be utter bullhonkey.

I am not saying people do not marry for love still, just not where i come from they don't.
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I was raised that marriage is the ultimate symbol of love too but you are right that not everyone marries for love but people still do. There are also people who are very much in love who don't get married and end up being together forever. People also have kids without being married and the kids can turn out fine.
 
8th grade Algebra I.

I was well-known for being the smart guy (was voted "most intellectual" for two years in a row), and one Friday I was sitting in class and I slipped into a memory of a funny occurrence from the day before.

The funny occurrence from the day before: A spur-of-the-moment fart contest between myself and my (then) 9-year-old brother. It was hilarious as just that night before, he bested me as he nearly gassed me, my parents, and the cat out of the house.

It was so fucking funny, I accidentally let a very motherfreakingly loud one out in class, during a test. It wouldn't have been so bad had the class not been so damn silent, and had it not been my third or fourth week in the class (I had just moved there, and barely anyone knew me). After a much-deserved "are you ok Tristam?" from the teacher, a couple "DAMN"s from other students, and a very red face, I recovered and made a lot of friends.

Go figure, from farts to friends.

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You... have a male Gyno? I will only ever go to a female lol. Imo any man who is a Gyno, is just wrong. And don't get me started on why ANY gendered doctor would be a proctologist.
 
HEY! We get a camera up our ass at 50, what are you bitching about.


and LOL at Tristams story. I had a similar experience.
 
Don't get my started on fart stories <_< I've gone from clearing an ENTIRE school Cafe to nearly killing my friends in my SUV last weekend <_>
 
My friend had such a smelly fart this last weekend, still 20 minutes away from the golf course(destination) I had to spend the next 20 minutes with my head out the window. The other 4 guys in our group, in the car behind us, were dying laughing and cheering my other friend on rofl.
 
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