Do it, mail it to me.
Do it, mail it to me.
I will mail your Junkum...
AKA: you poop and Pee in a bottle, put a balloon over it. Let it sit. Then take the balloon off and inhale the vapor. According to people in Africa it gets you high as a kite.
AKA: you poop and Pee in a bottle, put a balloon over it. Let it sit. Then take the balloon off and inhale the vapor. According to people in Africa it gets you high as a kite.
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I....um....WHAT!? You both are fucking mental <_>
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On a trip from Montgomery, AL to Nashville, TN my brother was able to clear out our 1992 Olds Achieva (maybe that's where the funky smell in the car comes from...) by use of an SBD -- silent but deadly. It takes a lot to move my Dad since he can barely smell anything, but he nearly threw up.
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Trist, I challenge your brother.... I've been suspended from school for farting so bad.
Let's see, some fart stories....
Grade 6 when I first started farting we had a board game day in class. My teacher was out of the room. I was releasing some SBDs. After about 30 mins of the smell building up the teacher returns. When he entered the room it look like he was shot. He fell to the ground. He got up and ran to open windows. He of course knew it was me since I was nearly dying on the floor from laughing. I got sent out into the hall for the rest of the day only to have the principle walk by, get a good smell and send me home.
I got plenty more too...
Let's see, some fart stories....
Grade 6 when I first started farting we had a board game day in class. My teacher was out of the room. I was releasing some SBDs. After about 30 mins of the smell building up the teacher returns. When he entered the room it look like he was shot. He fell to the ground. He got up and ran to open windows. He of course knew it was me since I was nearly dying on the floor from laughing. I got sent out into the hall for the rest of the day only to have the principle walk by, get a good smell and send me home.
I got plenty more too...
not an awkward moment but since we are on farts....one day i made a crock pot full of my very good chilli with black beans. i made enough to last a few days, after the 2nd day of eating it i was on the bus. as i approached my stop i went to exit via the middle doors, at about 50 feet from my stop i let out a sbd. the bus stops i get off as its pulling away i see the ppl on the bus faces contorted from the stench holding their noses ect lol
gave new meaning to a gas attack
gave new meaning to a gas attack
i got detention for farting once. It was at a private school. Gave me a slip Reason was: flagulation
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The only good farting moment I had was after my ex and I handled some business, and of course she wanted to cuddle afterwards. She hugs me, then I just ripped one on her leg and told her good night lol. The great part was that she thought it was funny. XD
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What is with boys and farts... It's like they're proud when they let one rip and it stinks.
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Some high brow commentary in this thread here...
classic qcdn. :nyam:
classic qcdn. :nyam:
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More importantly, why is it girls make a big deal out of it and try to conceal it. Shit if you gotta rip one just rip one, but either move away or just say you gotta fart then I'll move lol.
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I have a friend that claims.. CLAIMS, that he farted while a girl was giving him a blow-jee XD I dunno if it's true or not, but god damn that would be funny
I have a friend that claims.. CLAIMS, that he farted while a girl was giving him a blow-jee XD I dunno if it's true or not, but god damn that would be funny
No. No that would not be funny at all. lol
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This would make me laugh really hard too actually. XD
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ummm whats not funny is getting some head having to fart, not wanting to, and holding it in lol. not that it happened to me >.>
also as nasty as ppl say farts are, why is it when ever some one mentions farts a whole thread gets derailed?
lol
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That there, is a sure-fire way to get a clamp-down accident to happen. Only... its not an accident. That shit is disgusting.
have fun with this guys lol
http://www.createfarts.com/
and boys will be boys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458
http://www.createfarts.com/
and boys will be boys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458
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Did it happen to you?