Most awkward moment thread...

The most awkward moment I can think of was during my junior year of highschool. I had just gotten my new camera phone and a buddy of mine wanted to fuck around with it so naturally I let him. Come lunchtime he hands it back, giggling like a little school girl. I shrug it off. I shared this lunch period with my girlfriend at the time so I let her use the phone to call whomever and off she went to the bathroom to make the call. Unbeknownst to me, my friend had taken a handful of photos of different girls in their gym outfits in provocative positions (one of them actually being her younger sister). As if that wasn't enough, he set the wallpaper to one of the pictures of the girls. Needless to say, she came back furious with tears coming down her face. I honestly didn't know what she was complaining about but she made a big scene. My friend shortly confessed to her what had happened, but I don't think she ever bought it because she dumped me 2 or 3 weeks later. I didn't even get to tap it. Ain't that a bitch?
 
The most awkward moment I can think of was during my junior year of highschool. I had just gotten my new camera phone and a buddy of mine wanted to fuck around with it so naturally I let him. Come lunchtime he hands it back, giggling like a little school girl. I shrug it off. I shared this lunch period with my girlfriend at the time so I let her use the phone to call whomever and off she went to the bathroom to make the call. Unbeknownst to me, my friend had taken a handful of photos of different girls in their gym outfits in provocative positions (one of them actually being her younger sister). As if that wasn't enough, he set the wallpaper to one of the pictures of the girls. Needless to say, she came back furious with tears coming down her face. I honestly didn't know what she was complaining about but she made a big scene. My friend shortly confessed to her what had happened, but I don't think she ever bought it because she dumped me 2 or 3 weeks later. I didn't even get to tap it. Ain't that a bitch?

Bitches like that are annoying. You are just watching the game anyway, not like you were playing in it.
 
All this talk about BJs and farting reminded me of another story.

My GF had spent the night one time after a house party and decided to "wake me up" in a special way. So I wake up to a glorious sensation, and look down to see her "taking care of me". While this has been going on, one of my roommate wakes up and decides that he wants to get something to eat. Apparently neither of us heard him come downstairs and open the door to my room. The GF was in mid motion, stopped, and turned her eyes to the door (which still "attached" to "me"). It took her a couple of seconds to register the fact that my roommate was starring at us before she screamed, covered herself (we were both naked), and told him to get the fuck out.
 
All this talk about BJs and farting reminded me of another story.

My GF had spent the night one time after a house party and decided to "wake me up" in a special way. So I wake up to a glorious sensation, and look down to see her "taking care of me". While this has been going on, one of my roommate wakes up and decides that he wants to get something to eat. Apparently neither of us heard him come downstairs and open the door to my room. The GF was in mid motion, stopped, and turned her eyes to the door (which still "attached" to "me"). It took her a couple of seconds to register the fact that my roommate was starring at us before she screamed, covered herself (we were both naked), and told him to get the fuck out.

Might have been awkward for her, but if I were you, I would have been perfectly fine.. lol
 
All this talk about BJs and farting reminded me of another story.

My GF had spent the night one time after a house party and decided to "wake me up" in a special way. So I wake up to a glorious sensation, and look down to see her "taking care of me". While this has been going on, one of my roommate wakes up and decides that he wants to get something to eat. Apparently neither of us heard him come downstairs and open the door to my room. The GF was in mid motion, stopped, and turned her eyes to the door (which still "attached" to "me"). It took her a couple of seconds to register the fact that my roommate was starring at us before she screamed, covered herself (we were both naked), and told him to get the fuck out.

Did she at least finish once he left?
 
She didn't finish? I would have dumped her on the spot, naked and embarrassed lol
 
She didn't finish? I would have dumped her on the spot, naked and embarrassed lol

No, now what you shoulda done was take her for a little drive to the forest for a picnic say you are going for a piss and huff it to the car.

Lol just kiddin's

Another awkward moment for me although it was a lie was onetime in math class me and my friend (who sat beside me) were throwing off jokes at each other and I said a very provocative 'your mom' joke and he just looks at me and says "Dude, my moms dead..." I didn't really realize it at the time that he was joking and I felt soooo shitty lol. Fortunately for him we were in class so I had to wait til after before I coulda got him back.
 
This isn't awkward or embarrassing and I find it hilarious.

Once, in grade 8, I took a massive poop. I mean I filled the fucking bowl it was so massive. It was in the school Bathroom an hour after school ended. The poo was so massive I couldn't flush so I just left it.(I actually had to go to another stall and wipe lol) My friends and I are walking out when we see the Janitor go into the bathroom. We waited about 5 seconds to see if there was a reaction and then all we hear is "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

We then see the Janitor walk out saying "Fuck this, I quit".

Ah, good times.
 
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This isn't awkward or embarrassing and I find it hilarious.

Once, in grade 8, I took a massive poop. I mean I filled the fucking bowl it was so massive. It was in the school Bathroom an hour after school ended. The poo was so massive I couldn't flush so I just left it.(I actually had to go to another stall and wipe lol) My friends and I are walking out when we see the Janitor go into the bathroom. We waited about 5 seconds to see if there was a reaction and then all we here is "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

We then see the Janitor walk out saying "Fuck this, I quit".

Ah, good times.

Hahaha. Epic shit/win
 
CF creates that big of a problem from eating so much?

Must be annoying to keep yourself fed...hate to see the bill on the groceries
 
My mom spends 1500-2000 dollars a month at Costco on food alone. <_<
 
Once at the Gyn, my doctor was a Hindu-sounding guy who reminded me of Apu from Simpsons...had no idea what the hell I was doing, but to make matters worse he commented with "Well what do we have here?"...I actually only remembered a small bit of this because of this thread, kinda wish it'd stayed forgotten. >_>

Another time near the beginning of I believe my Sophomore year I was standing up while leaning over a table while I read some magazine, when I noticed some kids at another table were staring at me. After a moment I realized why - I dress sort of tomboyish at times and like to wear baggy shirts at times because I find them more comfortable, but because of this it apparently let them see down my shirt as I leaned forward. This wouldn't have been so bad but I didn't have a bra on...dunno exactly how long they were looking, I'd been reading for a couple minutes...
 
thought of another one... well.. I can't ride a bicycle. back when I was real young, living in England, I was kinda learning how to, but could never get the hang of it even with my sister's help at home. So one time I was visiting one of my friends, and his back yard had like a terrace setup with a raised patio and ramps going down to the back yard. well, I was trying out his bicycle with training wheels on the terrace.. and somehow managed to fall off it, and actually fell off the terrace.. and onto a largish bush of poison ivy.

To this day I still can't sit on a bicycle without getting a little freaked out. >_> I don't think I'm meant to be able to ride em.. :X


edit: oh just to note, the terrace was only like 3 or 4 feet high so no major injuries. just poison ivy..
 
the terrace was only like 3 or 4 feet high so no major injuries. just poison ivy..

Poison ivy is one of the most horrible afflictions ever.
 
I knew this girl who got drunk one night and slept in poison ivy.
 
Poison ivy is one of the most horrible afflictions ever.

yes, yes it is. >_> i blocked out the recovery from that, but i do remember once it took effect it felt like i'd fallen into something to the effect of a pile of scalding hot razorblades.
 
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yes, yes it is. >_> i blocked out the recovery from that, but i do remember once it took effect it felt like i'd fallen into something to the effect of a pile of scalding hot razorblades.

Why did they have poison ivy in their yard anyway? Sounds like a plot to keep kids indoors to me. >.>
 
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