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Off topic. /waves at Nyrona.
Westyle said:and the Hardly Boys to solve this one.
Tim Wakefield said:I'm getting a raging clue right now.
Westyle said:On the positive side you did get picked out as a top student of your class. You must have a lot of patience to deal with that guy, a lot more than I'd have x.x
Maybe you'll solve this medical mystery and become Super Power Nurse Doctor Awesome-o 3000 and get your own sitcom with added emotional problems that come at a rate much greater than any real people have.
If all else fails we may need House, Cox, and the Hardly Boys to solve this one.
What you need after these days is a nice massage [size=-3]complete with happy ending[/size]
Kinkkerbelle said:LMAO Look over there! It's another raging clue!
Moriki said:My clue is pointing to the left.
Firebrand said:I'd say I was clueless.... but that's not really the case now ...
All the best,
Fire
Kinkkerbelle said:LOL you guys did a good job derailing this time, which I don't mind a bit. Derail to your heart's content. I'm just glad I don't have to clean Westyle's wall.
My Day, (Which was really yesterday) started in the OB ward at Huge Gigantic Always Getting Kink Lost Hospital. It started out a really boring morning. I kept nodding off sitting at the nursing station. The only patient we had was in false labor and about to be sent home.
Enter J. She comes in, and I know the moring just got interesting. They were trying to get her off a gurney onto an LD bed and she keeps pounding on the bed and screaming at her mother and for her mother, at the same time. She's screaming bilingually which is impressive. The real nurse is setting up paperwork and the chick is screaming for drugs, but she is too close to birth for an epidural. We drop some stadol into her IV, it bearly slows her down. She starts screaming she has to push. We check, she's only dilated to a six, but we expect her to go fast.
She is holding her mamma's hand, well clamping onto her whole arm with both hands and I can tell she is hurting her mom, so I go over to the other side and let her grab on me, cuz I'm young healthy and strong. She really is hysterical, which really surprises me because this is her FOURTH BABY. The really sad thing is that this girl is 21. I'm thinking "Chicklet, are you fucking crazy?????" I keep trying to distract her gently and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.
So her water breaks and we call the doctor because we know she is going to go fast now. The nurse and I are holding her legs back as she begins to push. Now after all this caterwauling about needing to push. It comes time to push and she says she can't push. She's only been in labor about 2 1/2 hours so she isn't too exhausted to push. Well the baby decides things immediately and little momma suddenly can't do anything but push. Suddenly her perinium is buldging out and you can see a little strip of dark hair. With each contration, you can see more of the top of the head (this is called crowning) With a total of four pushes the baby slides out effortlessly and begins to immdiately scream her little head off.
While the doc is delivering the placenta, I go with the pedi nurse to check out the baby. She has a good color, is still screaming, and is absolutely beautiful. The mother is in a state of calm finally, but now the baby is pissed off. After being cleaned up and wrapped in a warm blanket, I take the baby over so the new mom can hold her. Guess what? It turns out that the baby is seriously pissed at the world. Any time it is touched, kissed, or moved it screams bloody murder LOL. I think she gets it from her mother.