Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

[Hitokiri]

Um, I think the title says it all.

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

Description:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

 

[Mirewen]

What?...

Plaese tell me that's an unfortunate name of a new product...

I can't click the link at work.

 

[Grandphoenix]

Brb..cooking ;x

 

[Tyrath]

What?...

Plaese tell me that's an unfortunate name of a new product...

I can't click the link at work.

No, its exactly what the title says it is ;/

 

[Morwen]

I um... am, well, was... eating my lunch.

No Mire, that is not a horrible product name. They're talking about male ejaculate. I am... thoroughly disgusted.

When you can (if you can stomach it, I can't but I didn't realize how... detailed and... pictoral... the book was) check the book preview and look at the Man Made Oysters recipe.

This is fucking demented.

 

[Grandphoenix]

Quick someone call PETA!

 

[Mirewen]

That's... disgusting...

 

[Halifirien]

I'm not sure how the recipes would work out, but I'm sure gathering the ingredients would be entertaining.

 

[Mirewen]

Yea... for the person being "harvested" ._.;;

 

[Calais]

Forget the book. Click the link and read the comments.

 

[Mirewen]

Yea, I went in and snuck a peek (even though I'm not "allowed" to). Some of the reviews are quite funny.

 

[Taurothar]

I can't wait for the religious nuts to fight this saying it's killing potential babies.

 

[Mirewen]

lawl, only if they add eggs in there as well.


...


I just grossed myself out.

 

[Trippyhippy]

I call shenanigans. There is no way this is real.

 

[Realia]

lawl, only if they add eggs in there as well.


...


I just grossed myself out.

lol Mire. lol

 

[Shyrra]

This actually could be the funniest thing ever. The comments were priceless.

 

[Princemercury]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Malagra]

Any family recipes in there?

 

[Xzerper]

Classic.

 

[Angof]

I can see where some people might like the taste of semen... and maybe like it on their face...

I mean some people are into that...


But I still don't know why anyone would use it as an ingredient.