<Oruha> Get out!! GILL FAMER!!

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I couldn't resist. =/

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Just HAD to check her, then my friend wondered...and checked and she followed us everywhere...and wouldn't...stop...slapping us...

Till then she just slapped us, and finally told us to get out and later sent us tells to go die. =/

I went afk for the night and came back to being slapped several several times more in the past. =.=; Had couple pages full of it...lol
 
So... you're new to the server/game and are walking around one day, thinkin' "This game is fun, ooooh, that body piece looks kinda cool" /check.

Oruha -/slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap
/slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap
/slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap
/slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap /slap
"GO DIE!!!!"

Yea, that kind of response is normal.

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Bladewind said:
Sorry for the slightly off topic post but, Raizondetre doesn't spaz out anymore, i've checked him several times in the past (because i was bored) and got no reaction at all :(.
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Necro!

So... Raizondetre is back! didn't take a SS because I'm lazy but checked him the other day and got examined 8 times in response, was a big moment for me. Guess he didn't sell the account after all, heh.
 
whee necro. Oruha is fun to screw with. I /checked once rq before heading to an exp pt and she apparently spent the next hour searching the entire zone of East Ronfuare S to slap me.
If only there was some form of machocistic emote i could spam back for fun to mess with it in japanese. like "C'mon baby spank me cause im a bad boy"
 
Altheya said:
Uh.... isn't FFXI a Role Playing Fantasy game.......? Or I missed a memo somewhere.....
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Yep the was a memo that went out last month your must be lost in the mail.
 
Wanna hear something funnier and more recent about Oruha? Here I go.

Ever since the freak occurrence of San d'Oria controlling La Vaule (S) a few weeks ago, I've been busting my butt to get to a high enough Rank to do the Splitting Heirs Campaign Ops to finally get ahold of a Cuchulain's Mantle for my Elvaan BLU.

I'm trying to be one of the few BLUs who's well-merited and very well equipped WITHOUT being a pompous, arrogant arse brimming with unwarranted self-importance. Although I still fail anyway.

Anyway, me and my stoner friend, Twisted, have been doing alot of Campaigns together late at night trying to cap off EXP and Rank up on my DNC and his SMN. We were approaching JP Primetime.

Occasionally, Oruha would be in a crowded campaign battle alongside us. I managed to actually get a /smile out of her once when I was doing one of my MMM runs for a Koggelmander. So I thought I could try again.

I /wave'd and /bow'd to her in Campaign. For the most part, she didn't say anything. Then Twisted checked her ONCE in a North Gustaberg (S) campaign. She gave an /angry and just one /slap.

So we all moved on to Grauberg (S). I keep trying to be cordial and be polite. But I don't get a response.

Then the campaign ends and we move to Batallia Downs (S) for another campaign. We proceed as normal, and the campaign ends...

Oruha runs up to the campaign NPC to get teleported back to her nation (She's Windy, I'm Bastok). I wait a few seconds. Then I check her, fully aware that she's about to teleport and can respond in NO way (aside from /tell) whatsoever.

Hey! I was curious to see what she'd do!

Well, guess what? I found out.

Me and Twisted moved on to West Sarutabaruta (S) ... We're doing Campaign...

Oruha comes in. Deliberately LOOKS for me. And WALL-OF-TEXT'd me with "Oruha slaps Devifoxx." ... Apparently she REMEMBERS me, and that one little /check made my baby girl mad at me.

So, I said to myself: "Oh... Ya want an old-fashioned slappin' contest, eh?"

I start counter-/slapping her ...

The screen was flooded with:

Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Devifoxx slaps Oruha.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Devifoxx slaps Oruha.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Devifoxx slaps Oruha.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Devifoxx slaps Oruha.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Devifoxx slaps Oruha.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Devifoxx slaps Oruha.

She was taking it seriously. And I was doing it just to be funny. Twisted's in the background, laughing the whole time.

Then I stop spamming /slap to focus on Campaign. But she keeps going for another page of slaps or so.

Then finally, me and Twisted see her run away somewhere. Where did she go?

She was on DNC, like me... She didn't use the Teleport NPC, because she probably feared that I'd /check her as she was teleporting again. She actually...

Quit campaigning with us in West Sarutabaruta (S), and left in the middle of it... Chocobo Jigged herself, and ran all the way back to Windurst on foot... Then jumped into Campaign in Jugner Forest...

Just to get away from me and make sure I couldn't /check her.

Me and Twisted were just... STUNNED...

....................................... Wow ...............

Then we were talking in Ventrilo about it.

<Twisted> ...*Bong hit* ... Wow, Devi. I didn't think you were THAT annoying.
<DeviFoxx> Hahahahaha! Oh my GOD, dude... Is she for real?!?! It's just a dang game!!! Jeez!

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I haven't seen too much of Oruha after that.

I almost feel kinda bad for her now... Almost.

I wanted to marry that girl. She would've been an awesome wife.
 
if you marry her.. ill /dance4 at your wedding lol
 
DeviFoxx said:
Has anyone ever met this anal-retentive Raizondetre Japanese Hume Female clone?

Ah... Oruha... My little Oruha... How I love you.

I remember when I first met you about 7 months ago when I was messing around in Behemoth's Dominion...

There you stood next to me on your BRD in full Yigit gear... Looking gimp... But in a sexy kind of way. Just like me.

I /checked you, hoping to get your number, but you ice-grilled me, baby!

I checked you only one time, and you spammed /slap on me for doing it. Then you cussed me out in Japanese...

Later that day, I got on the Airship in Bastok...

We meet again, baby doll...

I checked you again. Hopin' to get them digits...

Your response?

Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.
Oruha slaps Devifoxx.

...

All the way to Jeuno!

...

Today, I got out of a Moblin Maze Mongers run... I saw you again, with yo' fine self... Chilling out in front of the Lower Jeuno AH...

I checked you again...

You flooded me with slaps again. And you rubbed salt in my wounds with your line:

Oruha: Get out!! GILL FAMER!!

Then you got on your RDM and jumped into MMM all alone... Why couldn't I keep you company?

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Guys? If you're looking for a good time, and a nice hook-up for a night on the streets of Jeuno, give Oruha a check. She'll fulfill your every final fantasy... *Smooch!*

I put <Oruha> Get out!! GILL FAMER!! in my Bazaar Comment now...

Maybe we can "Fame" some "Gill" together later, baby... Ta ta~~!
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Send this to Chris Daughtry's producers. Ladies and gents, we have a single in the making!
 
That was not worth a month's wait.
 
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