Pixel Fetish

Karmaprince

Karmaprince

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What is it with all of these guys and girls who think they are pimps/players on ffxi? What is with this sick pixel fetish?

Skilled, you took a special interest in my girlfriend. Why? What is it about pixels that turns you on? You always found a reason to be with her all day, every day doing missions, or farming for Winterstones. You stalked her daily and chatted her up the second her character loaded. Remember when you told her the emo story about being trapped in your “unhappy marriage” but being able to spend time with her made you happy? She told you to back off and fix your marriage but you didn’t. Instead you said you wanted to meet her and would fake a business trip to do it. Remember when you told her you were falling in love with her and it scared you? The “love” and “sympathy” cards at the same time. Fucking brilliant man. Remember when you sent “/kiss” and “grabs your ass”? (lolwtf -What pimp school did you graduate from? FAIL) Her response to that was fuck off, remember? Remember when I told you to fuck off? Remember when you said you wanted to “chat” and apologize but then you beat off to the sound of her voice? Remember when we laughed at how pathetic you are to beat off like that over a girl you never even met? Nevermind that last part only me and her knew about laughing at you because you are so pathetic. But thanks for getting her missions done, you saved me a lot of time. Mostly, thanks for the laughs. You are so pathetic that it’s funny. LOL @ you for having a pixel fetish!!

Skilled’s Bio: :rtfm:
- He had to move from his last server because he was a sket that got found out.
- He prefers the pixels of Mithra. Female Humes are ok, you might do if you are Elvaan, I dunno.
- He tells girls emo story about his unhappy marriage…*yawn*. :nopity:
- He used to hang with Amerie and camp her NMs for her. Shows your character if you associate with people like that. Man that girl played you. She used you to get gil for her relic and then bailed on you. (LOLAmerie got you and your name is Skilled??)
- He is a douche.

Thing is, I wasn't gonna post this but then I heard from some people you are using your linkshell to get your latest girlfriend items she didn't even earn (or did she earn them another way :spiteful:). You pay to play ffxi, enjoy the game and leave that other shit elsewhere. Try not to feel too bad Skilled. In fact you should thank me. I did a bio on you and I didn’t even charge you. Skilled? Not so much anymore I don’t think. Cheers mate!
 
Sounds like the male version of Windaria...

I have to ask though, if this guy was bothering you and your girlfriend so much, why didn't you simply blacklist him and ignore him on friends list? Something doesn't add up.

Bonus points for tick #4 in his Bio though.

/stayclassy
 
sounds to me they were having demented laughs at his expense. probably a bit more under the surface, but what this fella says isn't uncommon either.

how bout some screenies to back up the story.
 
Tristam Green said:
I have to ask though, if this guy was bothering you and your girlfriend so much, why didn't you simply blacklist him and ignore him on friends list? Something doesn't add up.
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That.

First off isn't this what the blist function is for? Could have been resovled pretty easily.

Also, if he bothered her so much, they why was the offer to 'chat' taken up? Seems fishy to me.
 
They're polygons, not pixels. Yes, your computer screen displays them in pixels, but they're being rendered in polygons.
Semantics, etc. It's still pretty funny.
 
Kairiboo said:
why was the offer to 'chat' taken up? Seems fishy to me.
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Oh shit the plot thickens.

I smell a girlfriend not being entirely up-front with someone.
 
and is this girlfriend RL living at home with you, or was she your e-girl first?
 
Too many lonely guys play MMOs and don't know how to get girls other than online. But I digress... I'm thirding Kairi's point. Why would you chat with someone who is obviously a tad obsessed?
 
Karmaprince said:
He had to move from his last server because he was a sket that got found out.
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Sket? Really? No I mean REALLY?

Your that guy who wears tracksuit bottoms and a cheap ass Holister Polo right?

Other than that, you need more proof like maybe some screenshots or something, and why was your girlfriend still talking to him and not blisting him? Sounds like SHE used him almost like, how would you say, a sket?
 
Mirewen said:
Wtf is a "sket"?
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It's a slang term for slut. But it's kinda worse than a slut. Pretty sure it's a word those crazy brits use though.

But blah blah blah, same thing that other people said.
 
Mirewen said:
Wtf is a "sket"?
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shuttup.

Man thats cool I learned a new word, yea would be nice to see this other dude post, I hope this gets better.
 
Mirewen said:
Too many lonely guys play MMOs and don't know how to get girls other than online. But I digress... I'm thirding Kairi's point. Why would you chat with someone who is obviously a tad obsessed?
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Truth in what she says. I know there are guys that are obsessed, however your girlfriend could have easily nipped that in the bud,ie blacklist, reported him blah blah. So either she was loving the attention and I say this because what kind of sicko allows his girlfriend to speak to some dude so he can stroke the lizard. If you are that twisted in the head or I'd assume that's not the only conversation they have had... you just don't know about it... :facepalm: This just happens to be the only conversation she let you know about...:shok:
 
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