politically incorrect jokes

[delsus]

DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DO NOT LIKE RACEIEST JOKES ETC!!!!!!












WARNED YOU







what do asians do when they have erections?










they vote.



what was the first piece of musical equipment ever created?










it was when God took a rib from adam and formed a loud speaker.




What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?











A pilot you fucking racist.






What do you call a blond doing a headstand?









A brunet with bad breath.





So this guy's in a chat room for people who are into "kinky sex". He starts chatting with a woman who happens to live around him, and they agree to meet up for some, y'know, kinky sex.

So the guy goes to her house and she lets him in. She asks him to make himself comfortable while she goes upstairs to slip into something more "comfortable". She comes back down to find that the guy is already leaving. She asks, "Where are you going? I thought you came over for some kinky sex."


The man replies, "I did. I already fucked your dog and took a shit in your purse."







what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?









nothing. you've told the bitch twice already...











What do you call a black priest?





holy shit




dont look down if your a jew plase its not good for u


























How do you get 18 jews into a minicooper






2 infront
2 in the back
Rest of them in the ashtray

 

[Rannoch]

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?



A pilot you fucking racist.



What do you call a black priest?

holy shit

I lol'd at these two.

 

[Raesylil]

I'm not getting the asian one...
The rest cracked me up however.

 

[Grem]

I'm not getting the asian one...
The rest cracked me up however.

In Japanese, Ls and Rs are interchangeable.

So an Erection is the same as an Election, where you vote.


Hey Blaztard, where'd you C&P these from? This grammar and spelling is far too good to be you.

 

[delsus]

In Japanese, Ls and Rs are interchangeable.

So an Erection is the same as an Election, where you vote.


Hey Blaztard, where'd you C&P these from? This grammar and spelling is far too good to be you.

blaztard? WTF i shall kill 100 tarus for that -_-

 

[Grem]

blaztard? WTF i shall kill 100 tarus for that -_-

See if I care. artytime:

 

[delsus]

See if I care. artytime:

i will start with a and work my way to z
tarus that being with a...... idk
b.... blabj

/sh YO blabj come here ^_^;

 

[Kagemusha]

what was the first piece of musical equipment ever created?










it was when God took a rib from adam and formed a loud speaker.

I didn't get that one

 

[Grem]

I didn't get that one

A rib was taken from Adam to create Eve, the first woman, thus it is refering to a woman as the first loud speaker, asin someone who talks loud.

 

[Grem]

i will start with a and work my way to z
tarus that being with a...... idk
b.... blabj

/sh YO blabj come here ^_^;

Look really closely at the screen while you play the game.

Check it out!

It's fictional!

zOMG!!11

 

[delsus]

i got to get my happy pills back from u

 

[Neche]

The last one was terrible. Reminds me of

The views expressed below do not belong to those of Neche.co, only a joke heard this one time somewhere.

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He looks to the left and sees a guy that looks like hilter. He has himself a drink, looks over again, and he thinks to himself that that guy REALLY looks like Hilter. The man decides to have himself another drink then finally confront the man about it. When he walks up, he says flat out "Dude, you look like Adolf Hitler."

The man says "Yes, yes I am, I killed the Jews and four clowns..."
The guy looks at him perplexed "Four clowns?"
Hitler says "It's always about the clown's and never the jews with you people!"

 

[Odon]

lol poopy, that's a spin off of a joke tho,

"One day i'm going to be the next hitler, I'm going to kill all the jews and one clown."

"What? why the clown?"

"See no one cares about the jews!"

 

[Tymon]

why do nigs have nightmares?

because we killed the only one with a dream.

 

[Ugotjacked]

Dude I love racist jokes but that one is retarded Tymon. Done in bad taste for sure.

 

[RoM]

Couple gems i had on photobucket just for kicks.

 

[delsus]

What you call a good women driver?



A guy who had a sex change

 

[Tymon]

Dude I love racist jokes but that one is retarded Tymon. Done in bad taste for sure.

If you're implying I'm racist, I'm not.

That's not my joke, in reality the guy that told me it is half black.

 

[Rannoch]

Whats long,black,and smells like shit?


Welfare line. D=

 

[Sorrowfulturnip]

Why do blacks hate aspirin?

Because it's white, it works, and its made from cotton.