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So I bought an Alpaca today.
A what?
Alpaca.
Come again?
Al. Pac. A.
What's an Alpaca?
Well it's uh...a...you know. An Alpaca.
Oh... right. ...What's it do?
It grazes... some of the time. Chews grass... and... yeah. Grass.
Does it do any tricks?
It lays down
I'm sorry?
Takes naps. You know, rolls around in the grass sometimes. She's a very interesting creature.
She?
Yes, she.
It's a girl Alpaca?
Yes.
You checked?
Well, no.
How do you know?
I just kind of assumed, you know. I don't know, maybe it's a he.
...
You know they have brilliant coats in the spring.
Well if you don't know if it's a he or a she then why did you call it a she?
Well you know, I just assumed...it kind of looked like a she when I bought it. I guess it kind of looks like a he now doesn't it.
Quite...
...What?
We could find out.
How do you suppose we do that?
Well... tell it we're all going to the bathroom, freshen up a little.
And then?
And then... hmm...
Not sure where you were going with this, I-
Oh! And then we see which stall it goes in.
Brilliant!
Shall we?
Righto