Rape: an Encyclopedia Dramatica Reading
It is essentially the act of getting pwned by a penis, and is the most fun thing in the world. Try it.
Rape is apparently a common follow-up to Women's Retreats.
Members of feminist communities (such as Image:Community.gif feminist) live in constant fear of rape. Every single one of them has been raped at least 100 times, or has almost been raped at least 100 times, or knows someone who was raped at least 100 times or has listened to a Tori Amos CD at least 100 times. All men are known to be rapists, because they have penises and like to stick them in people.
Please note: The savvy rapist will always use a condom to avoid receiving STDs from woman. Also, since the invention of the 'anti-rape tampon' the rapist should always checks for razorblades hidden in the vagina, or their cock might be cut open (the probability of a rapist getting his balls or cock cut off is 90% higher than among non-retarded people).
Almost Raped
For the conversations when simply being not raped isn't good enough, there is "almost raped."
See any feminist- or lesbian-oriented community:
"I was almost raped during my freshman year of college!"
"A friend of mine was almost raped so I know what you're going through, fellow womyn."
The phenomenon of being "almost raped" is one of the countless by-products of the young, bored, collegiate version of liberal guilt, which has also given us e-Psychiatrists, the distressingly long-lived bi-curious trend, and, of course, Daddy's Money Lesbians.
The following is a typical example of a woman's courageous "almost raped" story:
I was almost raped in a bar last year. I had a couple drinks, then a guy came up to me and we started talking. Later, he asked "Do you want to have sex?" and I said "yes". We went back to his place, got naked, I sucked him off, and just as he was about to place his penis in my vagina, I screamed "OMIGOD YOU SICK FUCK!" and called the cops. He's currently serving a 10 year prison sentence.
Not to be confused with "almost rapped."
If you are almost raped, you can go post in Don't Date Him, Girl like all the other women who regret going on a date with some jackass.
What counts as almost raped:
* Nonconsensual sex with a corpse.
* A man accidentally bumping into you.
* A man asking you for your phone number.
* You dislike someone you dated for a period of time.
* Being looked at in a lascivious manner.
* Nearly being looked at in a lascivious manner.
* The presence of a male human which makes you uncomfortable.
* A male within 50 feet of you.
* Donkey punch