Rent-a-monkey

[Taurothar]

What would you do if you had access to a chimpanzee for a whole day? The question has been circulating in my group of friends, and I'd like to hear some responses here.

I'll post mine when I have some more free time.

 

[Chasym]

Teach it to smoke, duh.

 

[Dancingweapon]

Give it pie.

 

[Zephayra]

Shoot it out of a cannon.

 

[Excalibur]

Make it jerk me off?










....b-but only if it was a girl chimp, I'm not a fag or anything.

 

[Valandil]

Take it to the zoo.

 

[Eilistrae]

I'd leave it where it was lol I don't want it flinging poo at me. Chimps are violent suckers too, no thanks!

 

[Propagandhi]

Knife fight.

 

[Skaw]

Play video games with it. It's gotta be better at it than my dog, what with the opposable thumbs versus the dewclaw.

 

[JP]

Have it level my sub jobs!

 

[Tim Wakefield]

Teach it to cook. Have it cook me dinner.

 

[RaidrX]

Teach it to be my driver in a bank heist and then sword fight me when I get home from work.

 

[Auron X]

My day with the chimp would be very similar to the scenes from Grandma's Boy. We would both get very high and we would play some video games and I would pay someone to teach it karate.

 

[Pupusa]

2 WORDS: TRUNK MONKEY

 

[Halifirien]

Walk down the street and ask people "Would you like to touch my monkey?"