Serious question

Was I the only one that found this hilarious?

What was the response, Uzor?
She just looked at me with a shocked look and was like "what?" And then went "wtf are you thinking about? Are you even focusing?"

Apparently she found it offensive or something. I thought I was funny =/
 
She just looked at me with a shocked look and was like "what?" And then went "wtf are you thinking about? Are you even focusing?"

Apparently she found it offensive or something. I thought I was funny =/

You're supposed to act like you're enjoying it even if she sucks at sucking the dickenstein. >_>;

SILLY UUUUUUUUZOR!
 
She just looked at me with a shocked look and was like "what?" And then went "wtf are you thinking about? Are you even focusing?"

Apparently she found it offensive or something. I thought I was funny =/

Props so bad. I can't help but laugh. And at Lec. Ugh. My friend (Serious hard core christian) said who wouldn't of even opened this thread. I find it all helarious.
 
semi off subject, if you some how had the ability to "blow" yourself does that make you gay (if your a male of course..) ?
 
If you're a man and you love sucking cock(even your own), then yes, you're gay.
 
shhhhhh your not supposed to tell anyone :(

Nah, me and the gf were talking and that line from road trip came up "If you put peanut butter on your balls and have your dog lick it off its not cheating because its your dog" we started talking about how if individuals could eat/blow them selves who would need others xD
 
shhhhhh your not supposed to tell anyone :(

Nah, me and the gf were talking and that line from road trip came up "If you put peanut butter on your balls and have your dog lick it off its not cheating because its your dog" we started talking about how if individuals could eat/blow them selves who would need others xD

Even if I could blow myself, it would be much more enjoyable to have another girl do it and not myself.
 
Even if I could blow myself, it would be much more enjoyable to have another girl do it and not myself.

So YOU WOULD!
 
hahaahahahahahaahahaahahahhhahaahahahahahahahahah

*caught red handed*

I would try it. Doubt I would do it twice lol

This is like the Deon thing dude, you're not living it down.

-.-

Rofl...

/comfort
 
Actually, I'd say it depends. Giving another man a hand job, most would agree makes you gay, no? But giving yourself a hand job doesn't make you gay, it just means you're masterbating. So the act of touching a cock doesn't make you gay. So you can't simply say touching your cock with your mouth makes you gay, that would be somewhat hypocritical.

What is it that makes someone gay? I wouldn't say simply touching a cock makes you gay. It would either have to be physical attraction to another male (because finding yourself hot wouldn't be very gay, now would it?), but would touching another male's cock with or without physical attraction be gay? Most would say both with and without physical attraction would be gay. But that can't be brought over to your own cock, as well, since that would make the entire male population homosexual.

So, really, what is the definition of gay? It seems you're making the spectrum a bit too wide :P
 
If you're a man and you love sucking cock(even your own), then yes, you're gay.

Would sucking your own cock make you gay? I don't think so. It's just a fancier way to masturbate, technically.

I mean, we all have cock in our hands when we do the self-deed, does that make us gay?
 
Would sucking your own cock make you gay? I don't think so. It's just a fancier way to masturbate, technically.

I mean, we all have cock in our hands when we do the self-deed, does that make us gay?
Ya, that's what I brought up as well. xD Giving yourself a hand-job no one would say is gay.
 
Ya, that's what I brought up as well. xD Giving yourself a hand-job no one would say is gay.

lol, I think we were typing at the same time.

I don't know if I would try mouthing my own wang.

Plus, if every guy started to "mouth-off," would the hand sign you make when calling someone a jerk-off get replaced by a head-bob? That would suck, the hand sign is way cooler.
 
In all honesty, I don't think every guy COULD give themselves head, so it wouldn't get replaced by jerk-off... lol
 
In all honesty, I don't think every guy COULD give themselves head, so it wouldn't get replaced by jerk-off... lol

Is it even possible? I mean, I've heard stories, but can the legends really be true?
 
semi off subject, if you some how had the ability to "blow" yourself does that make you gay (if your a male of course..) ?

Actually, I'd say it depends. Giving another man a hand job, most would agree makes you gay, no? But giving yourself a hand job doesn't make you gay, it just means you're masterbating. So the act of touching a cock doesn't make you gay. So you can't simply say touching your cock with your mouth makes you gay, that would be somewhat hypocritical.

What is it that makes someone gay? I wouldn't say simply touching a cock makes you gay. It would either have to be physical attraction to another male (because finding yourself hot wouldn't be very gay, now would it?), but would touching another male's cock with or without physical attraction be gay? Most would say both with and without physical attraction would be gay. But that can't be brought over to your own cock, as well, since that would make the entire male population homosexual.

So, really, what is the definition of gay? It seems you're making the spectrum a bit too wide :P

Would sucking your own cock make you gay? I don't think so. It's just a fancier way to masturbate, technically.

I mean, we all have cock in our hands when we do the self-deed, does that make us gay?

Is it even possible? I mean, I've heard stories, but can the legends really be true?


Only one way to find out: Ask This Man.

:nono: We don't need to know that, that was an overshare on your part.


Sign of the Apocalypse #475
I fully agree with Darkdante for once.
http://en.wikipedia.org/Ron_Jeremy
 
It's not gay unless balls are touching.

I've heard sucking your own cock is highly overrated. For one thing, it's still sucking a cock. And for another, that position can't be at all comfortable.
 
It's not gay unless balls are touching.

I've heard sucking your own cock is highly overrated. For one thing, it's still sucking a cock. And for another, that position can't be at all comfortable.

lmao when i was like 13 i heard about it and tried, to no avail.

I have 0 flexibility when it comes to those sort of things.
 
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