Serious question

Sharpe said:
I thought you had to have a rib or two removed?
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Some people do remove their ribs to be able to do it. Some are flexible enough to do it without a SJ.

Basically, to be able to do that without removing ribs, you need to either

1) be very flexible
2) have a very long dick
 
Uzor said:
Some people do remove their ribs to be able to do it. Some are flexible enough to do it without a SJ.

Basically, to be able to do that without removing ribs, you need to either

1) be very flexible
2) have a very long dick
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there once was a man from nantucket...
whose dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped cum from his chin
"if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

I bet most of you have never heard more than the first line.
 
Uzor said:
Some people do remove their ribs to be able to do it. Some are flexible enough to do it without a SJ.

Basically, to be able to do that without removing ribs, you need to either

1) be very flexible
2) have a very long dick
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What subjob do I have to level for that? :shok:
 
God, stop it <.<
you made me google for "suck own dick" <.< and I never thought but had to see that something like that exists and people post FILMS OF IT
<.<

because of you I had a bad dream last night <.<
 
Chiimister said:
God, stop it <.<
you made me google for "suck own dick" <.< and I never thought but had to see that something like that exists and people post FILMS OF IT
<.<

because of you I had a bad dream last night <.<
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Curiosity killed the ca...err onion head. x;
 
Ok, so how about if you had the option to magically travel back in time and have sex with yourself yesterday. Does that make you gay? Because I'd hit it... <_<

And errrr... Auto-fellatio is possible.
 
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Eliott said:
Ok, so how about if you had the option to travel back in time and have sex with yourself yesterday. Does that make you gay? Because I'd hit it... <_<

And errrr... Auto-fellatio is possible.
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Yeah it does, and yeah it is.

...and do I know you for you to want to go back in time a day and have sex with me?
 
Lecreuset said:
Yeah it does, and yeah it is.

...and do I know you for you to want to go back in time a day and have sex with me?
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Yes, I'm the one who drove you to the hospital after my future self kicked you in the balls for misappropriation of pronouns....
...
...
Sounds hot.
 
Eliott said:
Yes, I'm the one who drove you to the hospital after my future self kicked you in the balls for misappropriation of pronouns....
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...
Sounds hot.
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You're my little walking Oxford, I HAVE to make these misappropriations or you'd have nothing to do with your time!

/sigh

You kick like a wimpus, I've had women kick me in the balls harder than that.
 
Lecreuset said:
You're my little walking Oxford, I HAVE to make these misappropriations or you'd have nothing to do with your time!

/sigh

You kick like a wimpus, I've had women kick me in the balls harder than that.
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That's a horrid lie... I could still walk around my place and re-check that all volume controls are set at even numbers and that all picture frames and books are precisely perpendicular to the floor. That's a good four hours.

...or travel back in time and have sex with myself, five and half hour there, so ha!
 
Eliott said:
That's a horrid lie... I could still walk around my place and re-check that all volume controls are set at even numbers and that all picture frames and books are precisely perpendicular to the floor. That's a good four hours.

...or travel back in time and have sex with myself, five and half hour there, so ha!
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Four and a half of those hours spent trying to find your Taru twig? >_<;;

You need a step-stool just to have necrosex with dead non-Tarus. ;p

Shrimp.

The books and dials thing I can understand.

But you over-estimating yourself like that, pff.
 
You know what they say... the smaller the taru, the bigger the peepee. It's all about proportions!
 
Eliott said:
You know what they say... the smaller the taru, the bigger the peepee. It's all about proportions!
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And all that size went to that enormous cranium of yours instead of the head you boast of. ;P
 
Eliott said:
Ok, so how about if you had the option to magically travel back in time and have sex with yourself yesterday. Does that make you gay? Because I'd hit it... <_<

And errrr... Auto-fellatio is possible.
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Not only that, its possible to fuck your own ass as well.

Google it, you'll see its possible. And for Chiimi, there's videos of it too.
 
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