Some People Are Dumb

[Makelith]

You know, I was getting a total hard-on from this thread until I read this, thanks.

Hopefully i painted a good enough mental picture for you.

 

[Sneakypants]

Eh, that's a difficult call. If I were given a choice of

And

I will be honest, I'd rather close my eyes and romance explosion on the female. =p And I'm not bi.

*smacks lips* Now Justin is more my type out of any of these pictures. ;p

Bingo.

What one would normally do is of no consequence in this example. We all know what we would normally do. Looking at the above example or my example, it's obvious that whatever choice you make, it's not normal for you.

I'm fine with answers like Pakomen gave. He'd rather fuck the most disgustingly fat, hairy, mutated woman, that needs to be air-lifted via helicopter, after having the roof of her apartment chopped off, to be take to her grave, than a good looking guy. Fair enough, considering that comes off as a choice and not as much of a knee-jerk reaction.

The only thing he said is that he doesn't like buttholes or penises. I think the real issue here can be narrowed down to the penis. A butthole is pretty much a butthole, no matter what gender you are. I've had plenty of anal sex with good looking women, yet I've had none with guys. I'm comfortable enough with myself that I know I want to be with women, however, in this specific example I'd go with the far more attractive person. Here, that happens to be Brad Pitt. The woman, if you can call her that, is barely even human. Regardless of gender, I'll stay with the human race before I start fucking wildlife. Call me shallow, if anything at all, but I just couldn't have sex with that woman. She's TOO hideous for me.

Change the examples around a bit if need be. The idea is to pit yourself against your norm as much as possible and offer an alternative that you wouldn't normally choose, yet, is undeniably good looking. The examples I used aren't the end all, be all for this discussion. This is a concept. Thank you Miros for showing this flipside example for perspective.

 

[Kagemusha]

Hopefully i painted a good enough mental picture for you.

I can do worse,

Miros made me do it, I swear!

 

[Myrrh]

If you have a problem taking it the bum then be a pitcher not a catcher.

 

[Makelith]

If it was anyone but Miros....You would be in trouble.

 

[Miros]

I can do worse,

Miros made me do it, I swear!

I see your Joshua! And raise you a bunny!

 

[Sneakypants]

This one is a no brainer.

lolTom

No doubt. You've never known your ass, from your head, from a hole in the ground, from a box of rocks.

At least you've got that going for you...Which is nice. :tup:

 

[Kagemusha]

That's me and myrrh. :spiteful:

 

[Bajaratt]

Sword fights.

You'd challenge him to a duel.

 

[Myrrh]

Just remember that i'm the butch, Kage. I don't want you to forget your place.

 

[Kagemusha]

Just remember that i'm the butch, Kage. I don't want you to forget your place.

There's no butch in that picture.

 

[Vilurum]

Eh, that's a difficult call. If I were given a choice of

And

I will be honest, I'd rather close my eyes and romance explosion on the female. =p And I'm not bi.

*smacks lips* Now Justin is more my type out of any of these pictures. ;p

I'm with Miros here (although Justin's not quite as much my type as he is Mir's). Totally *not* interested in girls in general, but I'd still do the hot chick instead of the disgusting guy. Also ...

Then you would have to overcome the sloshing sound of her fat while you were having sex. Then still you would have to deal with the fact that her skin feels something that i would imagine as a deflated bounce house partially filled with cottage cheese.

Win. Especially the sloshing fat bit.

 

[Myrrh]

There's no butch in that picture.

That's cause we were cuddling after the rough pounding I just gave you.

 

[Kagemusha]

That's cause we were cuddling after the rough pounding I just gave you.

Yay! I got my boner back!

 

[Miros]

Yay! I got my boner back!

Haha, me too. I love this thread! ;p

 

[Tomasello]

lolTom

No doubt. You've never known your ass,

That's right, I've never known my ass and I'd like to keep it that way. Last time I checked, it was an exit not an entrance. But if that's your thing, hey that's cool. I don't see how taking it in the bum is any different then the foot fetish people, the titty fuckers or the roman shower gents. There all not designed to be used in that way but some people get off on that so good luck to you sneaks. I think people make to much of a big deal about homosexuality including homosexuals. Who cares if your gay??? Why do I need to know that in ANY context whatsoever other then if you were hitting on me or something. I'd like to organize a titty fucker parade because I want the world to know I'm coming out of the closet to annouce, yes... I'm a titty fucker and I'm proud!

 

[Tomasello]

But gettign a blowjob or handjob from Brad Pitt wouldn't be playing with another guy, it'd be another guy playing with you. You wouldn't even have to touch or look at his penis at all. If all he did was giving you a blow job, how would that be in any way gay? A mouth and a hand, is a mouth and a hand, no matter what gender it belongs to. So what would hoenstly be the difference between a man or a woman blowing you?

Your still receiving pleasure from another man. Whose says there's a difference between giving or receiving sex to be considered gay? Unless you've spent some time in prison, I'm assuming your just playing devil's advocate in which case you could say the same thing about little kids or your pet dog and ask "what's the difference whose mouth it is?" How you derive the pleasure is a factor on being homosexual or in the kids and rover's case deranged.

 

[Rappa]

wtf @ this thread

 

[Vilurum]

Your still receiving pleasure from another man. Unless you've spent some time in prison, I'm assuming your just playing devil's advocate in which case you could say the same thing about little kids and ask "what's the difference whose mouth it is?" How you derive the pleasure is a factor on being homosexual or in the kids case deranged.

The difference between (EDIT: the acceptability of) homosexuality and pedophilia is the issue of consensuality (even if the kid thinks they're doing it out of their own free will, kids are so easy to manipulate - between inexperience and immaturity and desire for acceptance and fear of reprisal - that it doesn't really count). It always bugs me when ignorant people equate the two.

Of course, you could bring up the consensuality issue in this argument too ... would it be a form of rape to force someone to have sex with either a. someone of the gender they're not interested in, or b. someone disgusting of the gender they *are* interested in? Probably, yeah.

 

[Miros]

What if you had a gun to your head, and the guy said he'll shoot your dad if you don't have sex with your mom....or if he had the gun to your head and said have sex with the dog or you die?! JAWBS!