Movie Sparkles!

[Elemmire]

Oh, almost forgot. One last thing - Edward has his own religion.
Cullenism.
This is not a joke.
This is a real religion. They believe that the Cullens are real, and must be worshipped. They believe that Stephenie Meyer is a prophet, and that the Twilight series are, in fact, holy books. And that the reward for a life of devout worship and right living is eternal life with the Cullens - including Jacob, Bella, and Meyer.
That's right. You get to spend eternity with an arrogant jerk, a pedophile, a cretin, an idiot novelist, and a horde of shrieking fangirls.
And that's if you're good.




lol

This is why I call for an extermination of such people (Scientologists included). But ah well... it'd prolly only make people more interested in the "religion" XD

What if you're bad though?

 

[Haydin]

This is why I call for an extermination of such people (Scientologists included). But ah well... it'd prolly only make people more interested in the "religion" XD

What if you're bad though?

If you're bad, you're told it was all a story, and none of it is real.

 

[Elemmire]

http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=6285

LOL this guy is great

but seriously, some of these http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=print&thread=5175 are really scarey o.o

You know, reading all this, this seems highly appropriate

http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html bwhahaha