Movie Sparkles!

[Celvantes]

In honor of that movie that's coming out tonight....

Also:

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

Enjoy!

 

[Tyrath]

While we're at it

 

[Myrrh]

God damn, I hate this twilight shit(The movies I hate, the sparkles stuff is funny) so much.

 

[Halifirien]

I give Cracked extra points for describing it as the "Manos: The Hands of Fate" of literature.

I'm seeing it for the eye candy.

 

[Thelona]

 

[Halifirien]

The Rifftrax version, from the guys who did Mystery Science Theater 3000, is great. They completely skewer the movie.



"Their relationship is based on him not killing her. That's healthy." -Mike Nelson

 

[Elemmire]

http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2009/11/22/vlog-11-22-09-new-moon/ XD long review but funny

 

[Rorschach]

I remember seeing this with the Rifftrax on it with Motley and Cmdrfly in a NYC hotel one night, funniest thing ever. It actually makes the movie watchable.

 

[Reya]

hahaha love the thread.

My mom is all over Twilight. Personally, it is not my cup of tea. This other SGT I work with was talking to me about it and I came to the conclusion that they are what I like to call the "Cheating Vampires". Coupled with the fact that this SGT is a dude didn't help matters much... *cough*

I haven't seen/read any of the movies/books yet, but when I found out my mom was going to see Full Moon by herself, I just couldn't let her ;( So... long story short... she let me borrow the first DVD to watch sometime this week....

...now all I need is a case of booze and I am ready to rock faces

 

[Gerry]

While we're at it

Indeed. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be praising the king of Vampires...

CRISPIN FREEMAN!!!

AKA... Alucard from Hellsing.

 

[Dancingweapon]

AKA... Alucard from Hellsing.

Good god he has greasy skin. Think Edward looks like a better vampire, do vampires grease like that? I'd imagine it's good he only does the voice, or do you see him also? Well if it's an anime I'd doubt it.

 

[Tyrath]

He's just the voice. What gerry should've done is just leave it at a picture of Alucard

Spoiler:

 

[Elemmire]

Alucard is so much more awesome than anything Twilight could ever do <3

 

[Reya]

Found this little treasure this morning...

 

[Myrrh]

YES! Those stupid assholes got fucking punk'd. I love that guy for doing that.

 

[Gerry]

Found this little treasure this morning...

Completely and utterly PWNED!!! Though I'm glad a few of them took the joke rather well, those one's who took this seriously, yeah, they need to get a life.

 

[Reya]

So I finally watched Twilight today....

all I have to say is

"What the fuck?"

 

[Xalioniaf]

I think the only one I'm gonna watch is the third one.
Because I hear there's this crazy vampire birthing scene in the third book, and I want to see how they render it in the movie.

 

[Tyrath]

Thats fucking hilarious. I love those guys.

Also all the boyfriends in there who didn't wanna be there are whipped :<

 

[Morcheeba]

Thats fucking hilarious. I love those guys.

Also all the boyfriends in there who didn't wanna be there are whipped :<

Or it's a compromise for the girlfriends who put up with NFL games or UFC fights >.>