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In honor of that movie that's coming out tonight....

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Also:

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

Enjoy!
 
While we're at it

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God damn, I hate this twilight shit(The movies I hate, the sparkles stuff is funny) so much.
 
I give Cracked extra points for describing it as the "Manos: The Hands of Fate" of literature.

I'm seeing it for the eye candy.
 
The Rifftrax version, from the guys who did Mystery Science Theater 3000, is great. They completely skewer the movie.



"Their relationship is based on him not killing her. That's healthy." -Mike Nelson
 
I remember seeing this with the Rifftrax on it with Motley and Cmdrfly in a NYC hotel one night, funniest thing ever. It actually makes the movie watchable.
 
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hahaha love the thread.

My mom is all over Twilight. Personally, it is not my cup of tea. This other SGT I work with was talking to me about it and I came to the conclusion that they are what I like to call the "Cheating Vampires". Coupled with the fact that this SGT is a dude didn't help matters much... *cough*

I haven't seen/read any of the movies/books yet, but when I found out my mom was going to see Full Moon by herself, I just couldn't let her ;( So... long story short... she let me borrow the first DVD to watch sometime this week....

...now all I need is a case of booze and I am ready to rock faces
 
Gerry said:
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AKA... Alucard from Hellsing.
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Good god he has greasy skin. Think Edward looks like a better vampire, do vampires grease like that? I'd imagine it's good he only does the voice, or do you see him also? Well if it's an anime I'd doubt it.
 
He's just the voice. What gerry should've done is just leave it at a picture of Alucard

Spoiler:
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Alucard is so much more awesome than anything Twilight could ever do <3
 
Found this little treasure this morning...

 
YES! Those stupid assholes got fucking punk'd. I love that guy for doing that.
 
Reya said:
Found this little treasure this morning...

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Completely and utterly PWNED!!! Though I'm glad a few of them took the joke rather well, those one's who took this seriously, yeah, they need to get a life.
 
So I finally watched Twilight today....

all I have to say is

"What the fuck?"
 
I think the only one I'm gonna watch is the third one.
Because I hear there's this crazy vampire birthing scene in the third book, and I want to see how they render it in the movie.
 
Thats fucking hilarious. I love those guys.

Also all the boyfriends in there who didn't wanna be there are whipped :<
 
Tyrath said:
Thats fucking hilarious. I love those guys.

Also all the boyfriends in there who didn't wanna be there are whipped :<
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Or it's a compromise for the girlfriends who put up with NFL games or UFC fights >.>
 
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