The embarrassing thread

I spent 30 minutes on a date with a transvestite before I realized it is[was..] a guy.

I threw up thinking about what might have[but never would have] happened. Several times.

PS: it was a blind date made up as a joke by some of my faggot friends
 
Tymon said:
I spent 30 minutes on a date with a transvestite before I realized it is[was..] a guy.

I threw up thinking about what might have[but never would have] happened. Several times.

PS: it was a blind date made up as a joke by some of my faggot friends
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Rofl, that's the stuff of legends, man. XD
 
Sanoske said:
Um... not so much embarassing, but... anyone seen the movie 'Waiting'? Last summer me and my friends had a running version of "The Game". I was the first to pull off 'The Goat" <.<
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Waiting is my favorite movie, and though ive never pulled off the "Goat" on someone in person, I did have one of my friends steal my other buddies camera and we demonstrated all positions digital style. Boy, he got an eye-full of cock and balls when he went to view his pics, but i felt kinda gay taking pictures of my friends genitals...
 
Tim Wakefield said:
Waiting is my favorite movie, and though ive never pulled off the "Goat" on someone in person, I did have one of my friends steal my other buddies camera and we demonstrated all positions digital style. Boy, he got an eye-full of cock and balls when he went to view his pics, but i felt kinda gay taking pictures of my friends genitals...
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Guh. My friends do that all the time. If i ever leave my camera alone for five minutes, I know when i get back, there will be balls on the memory card.

Tymon, it took you 30 min? What gave it away?
 
I bought a Justaucorps on the AH for 1.3m accidentally, I meant to buy a Haubergeon, but somehow accidentally pressed right on the D-pad, so it went down a page, and bid on the Justaucorps instead.... They were only 20k at the time.
 
Excalibr said:
At least I don't get caught listening to any gay music
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Fixed.

By the way, I understand Jewel writes a lot of those sex stories.
 
Oh hells no, anything and everything I listen to is awesome!

Jewel? Who's Jewel? You just want me to post a link dontcha Flyboy?
Here ya go: http://literotica.com/stories/index.php (totally NSFW) you'll probably want the Sci-Fi & Fantasy or NonHuman category ;)
 
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Ironically reminded of how when I was 15 or so, one of my guy-friends got us (and two of his friends) into a movie... American Pie.

Don't remember what we were originally gonna go see, but that day sure was hell...
 
decidence said:
I've seen The Notebook.
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The question is...


did it make you cry?
 
Went in for my first gynocological exam. I was 18. Nurse shows me into the room and tells me to get undressed except for my socks and have a seat on the end of the table.

Few minutes later...doctor walks in...his face turns red and he grabs a sheet from the the counter and covers me up /blush. Yeah..that's right...buck naked except for my socks!

Bitch coulda TOLD me bout THAT!!
 
Kiere said:
The question is...


did it make you cry?
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you have to cry, chicks will think your sensitive and shit. and shouldnt you be makin me money bish? get back to work.
 
Shouldn't you be cooking me dinner and folding my panties bish??
 
i cant fold them when im wearin them
 
hahah, Kiere... you thought that you are supposed to be fully naked for a gyno... didn't you do any research before going there. I think some good sources are Doctor Adventure and Doctor Tushy or something =P
 
Had she put the gown on the table I MIGHT have known. Bet they had a good laugh the rest of that day.

BTW...I never went back to that doctor...lol
 
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