The embarrassing thread

Excalibr said:
Jewel? Who's Jewel? You just want me to post a link dontcha Flyboy?
Here ya go: http://literotica.com/stories/index.php (totally NSFW) you'll probably want the Sci-Fi & Fantasy or NonHuman category ;)
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There better be tentacles involved in this...

kicamo said:
i cant fold them when im wearin them
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I was expecting you to reply with something more along the lines of, "need 2 people to fold a tarp". You let me down man.
 
hahahaha dumbass its jan 31st. so i be gettin some tomorrow. :)
 
CmdrFly said:
I was expecting you to reply with something more along the lines of, "need 2 people to fold a tarp". You let me down man.
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are you fuckin crazy? lol i would die a slow painful death.
 
kicamo said:
hahahaha dumbass its jan 31st. so i be gettin some tomorrow. :)
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Dude...look at the calendar. It's February 1st...Lucky for you it's a short month. BAHAHAHAHAH
 
Kiere said:
Went in for my first gynocological exam. I was 18. Nurse shows me into the room and tells me to get undressed except for my socks and have a seat on the end of the table.

Few minutes later...doctor walks in...his face turns red and he grabs a sheet from the the counter and covers me up /blush. Yeah..that's right...buck naked except for my socks!

Bitch coulda TOLD me bout THAT!!
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If it's any consolation, my original Gyn was like...think from eastern Europe, had this "Ohohhhh!" laugh and liked to say "well what do we have here!"

Then another doctor just walks in...
 
son of a.... god damn canadian calendars
 
I would put on panties and bras and run around the yard screaming "Im a woman with sexual desires"
 
If I was a Gyno doctor I would make my patients feel so uncomfortable.

"Wow you are completely shaven, do you think you're 10yrs old or something"

"Geez it smells like someone forgot to clean after sex"

"Are you sure your a virgin, your as loose as an 80yr old"
 
Embarassing huh...

My favorite TV channel is Animal Planet, I can and often do watch it religiously.
I listen to synth pop.
 
Keep on topic please guys
 
Sorry I don't get embarrassed anymore, but there was a time when I did get embarrassed:

Having red hair embarrassed me when I was a kid, (lived in a small town and I was the only redhead in school, and my hair is bright copper red lol) other kids called me red headed goose, orphan annie, lucy, little annie fanny, and my all time favorite, red on the head like a dick on a dog. For variety and originality they would make it "red on the head like a pecker on a poodle." And who can forget such witticisims such as "rather be dead than red on the head?"

Around the age of 15 I grew to 5'10" tall, with really long legs, got nice breasts and a cute bubble butt with a tiny waist. I also suddenly got pretty (don't ask me how that happened but it did) Guys who used to make me cry begged for dates, and I was so gentle with them when turning them down. (Fuck off, pencil dick!)
 
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One time I impregnated a girl in china, from my couch at home. My cawk can reach china. awww yeaahhhh...
 
I ran around the block naked for a bag of beef jerky when i was about 13.
 
Kiere said:
The question is...


did it make you cry?
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made me cry when i watched it. so sad....
 
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