The Quetzlcoatl Gimp's SS Gallery(Not 56k friendly)

[Rannoch]

I look so hot in those pictures.

 

[K. Ishitar]

you two want to give it a round 2 when I come home?

edit: as in getting more help for alky?

 

[Davion]

You're soo not getting 75 at this rate you death bitch. XD

 

[K. Ishitar]

must be a sign to come and help eh?=P:

edit: heading home soon get ready nei

edit3:

36 views in Fan Works right now I feel loved^^

 

[Davion]

yeah let my SMN come up there and give that thing what for. You smacking things with a dagger is counterproductive as your local neighborhood gimp.

 

[K. Ishitar]

Using the shield nei got yesterday

Feh that's pretty bad for a blizz 3, then again i didn't have half of my int gear(+22 instead of +50) that's ok though still one-ups nei's damage^^(for now)

Yay for shit drops! Congrats Kayleen!!!!!!! (0/6)

had enough of muscle men for the week so it was time to head out, going to try to get an astral aspis with davie sometime this week though

decided to exp for a bit was mediocre until i got propagandhi, a drg/nin that just stole hate and made the exp rock^^.

well nothing important here but I think neisan has an admirer...was looking for someone to pal around with and found this guy. In the end I decided to do campaign and see how different it was since I enjoy getting lots of exp from it; I may use it to merit since I hate parties.

Well ran into our famous acct. get-backer(made that up) took a shot then warped out to jugner forest S. I kept checking the map and saw the campaign sword over the area but no sigil from npc... soon enough I hear a shout

Imabeast>> halp halp <Moonfang Warrior>!

/target Imabeast

*nothing comes up and waits*

Well another shout came and this time I saw it but what's this?

He has a campaign symbol...but we can't get sigil ok but let's help him out...Now I'm sure you all know how obnoxious gnoles are for their abilities of curaga spam. That's pretty much why he was so hard to beat and not to mention he *felt* like he was a mob in his 60s but he was hitting me for 80s-150s....

But it gets even better!

gradually one person after another joins after 10mins of fighting

but he just wont die! But we need more people right?

 

[K. Ishitar]

And we get some! But what's this? He needs more DD to take him down! Mind you that we still couldn't get the campaign status and he's still going batshit on us. This was 20mins of fighting

Well when half of the server gives it her all and he still doesn't go down we have a problem...

Huzzah! Even with stunners he can still spam 3.9k cures!

Well after about half an hour SE decides to declare it a campaign battle great timing right?

Now he dies...after about 3-5smns use astral flow I might add...

That's all for now quetzy

 

[K. Ishitar]

reference

 

[Rannoch]

You're Gay.

I sent you a tells two different times and you were afk both times. Go die.

 

[K. Ishitar]

i also offered to do campaign with you but you said no=/

go steal from maat and get 75 already

 

[Rannoch]

I already stole from him.

 

[K. Ishitar]

update time very big 135 pics

Chapter 21: The Gimp Conquest, Euphoria, and the Blue Assimilation

ran into my buddy davi and I was fed up with the meripo so I decided to fight a bit....campaign is addicting as hell whenever I want to I can gear up my melee rdm and swing without a care in the world.

2k exp later

And also 2 minutes later....

waiting for fortification to pop...

how thy crystal shines for thee...

Now I usually don't give much credit to Lastokers but this guy wins the Balls of the Year Award for most shit on him and staying alive. Even though he was a npc he was killing at a fast pace and knocked them all silly before I got there(about 5 of them).

 

[K. Ishitar]

Well i pulled off one of the mobs and a buddy tags along,no big deal 2 mobs for a rdm isn't hard. I sleep him and somehow...somewhere...4 [/b]more orcs[/b] come

Doing a windy area for a change, I usually don't because I don't know where I'm going half of the time(read:huge areas to run through). The situation seemed bleak, I guess we were the reinforcements, we ran through a small camp and helped a mnk/whm and a few other jobs clear a few mobs in a matter of moments.

Now I was still curious why things were going downhill, the normal mobs were pushovers and everyone was mobilizing well. Until I took a gander further down...

elementals? No big deal just have to kill the boss behind them right? Assuming there's one each. So I run into one random mob and start whacking doing the normal I'm-such-an-epeen-rdm....thing but when I look at the name...

*Stares at the mob name...*

Me irl>> Vee Pika?

Wait, I forgot a very important rule of ffxi

If you can't pronounce the name of the mob in front of you then chances are...




It's a nm you shouldn't touch...namely a summoner nm.

Now normal summoners only have one spirit that is easy to dispatch while the summoner is slept, but this guy had five count-em FIVE elementals.

Now there is a difference between a smn mob and a smn pc

Smn mobs use elementals while smn pcs only use spirits...

Now, spirits use only 2 types of magic which are Enfeebling and Elemental excluding Light Spirit which uses healing and specific enhancing(duh).

But elementals use every magic that is a part of their nature, ie a wind elemental will use blink and enaero but a air spirit will not.

It also gets kinda complicated since light elemental can use blink and stoneskin as well...

But 5 elementals throwing spells everywhere ranging from dispelga to -aga spells...

It wasn't pretty, I was downed in an instant when i decided to tank it, the spirits sharing hate of course all casted on me at the same time. Now just promply after I was dispatched Mr. Pika decides to use his Astral Flow crush ability.

For those that don't know, Astral Flow lowers the wait time for spirits to act by -5 putting them into a more aggressive mode and being able to cast more offensive spells rather than debuffs. Wiki says -5 but I've heard by half, not really sure since I'd haven't or will most likely will never blow Astral Flow on spirits.

assraped

reference

 

[K. Ishitar]

The famous red mage from the artifact head quest...honor to meet the guy while he was still alive. I naturally remembered his hot and equally famous daughter Curilla and decided to put in a good word for myself 20 years later /perv grin.

Soon after "discussing", started talking to Neisan and decided to go skill up with him for a bit. Wait a minute, this is the first time I've met neisan in awhile...I think we some death.

Unintentional of course ^_^(that's what makes it funnier).

after we killed one it started getting tricky, they repop fast for bstmen....that's pretty much what killed us 2 more repopped after we disposed of two.

we later find out it was dispelled

damn you nei for bping=/ i was trying to make a funny ss but it still has some of it's quality left, but also thank you for going back through the trouble of raising us bro, since it's not a short walk back...

I think I caught vivi's essence well here as well as nei's.

building up tension so that once we're both 75 we face each other once again....

I rarely quest anymore but I decided to go invest my time into this one, the smart bomb ammo piece would be great for rdm melee, blu, and bst

 

[K. Ishitar]

Well here I am at grauberg, hilly and foresty area kinda reminds me of Germany a little, I'm trekking through the forest minding my business and I see something odd...

*chigoe name appears white behind you*

Wait a sec, thinking back I met chigoes before in mire, don't they only attack someone when you don't have buffs on? I thought of course that someone else was behind me and that they were aggroing that other person

after about a half a second later with hundred fist-like chigoe attacks I was sorely mistaken and proven dense

I'll come back for you bastards another day...

normally this is suicidal in real life but in ffxi we have non breaking legs and limitless amount of blood when monsters hit us! Don't try at home!

 

[K. Ishitar]

Before I finished the quest I decided to side track and go to gustaberg and bastok since I was closeby

I think I like this starting area of the three nations the most, I'd say sandy but I haven't seen all of it and it's a bit more...depressing, we'll see windy later on.

Hmm...small plant and magical light...must insert in mouth and snort^^

Not getting trippy at all...just enjoying the new insights..brb munchies for khi(jk)

after khi had came to his senses he was being stared down at by another ugly toilet(inside joke see farther back when i first went into the past).

Heading on down i see gigas and orcs in unison destroying fortifications...not just a few but a freaking army... I later get status and pull one orc blm prematurely and then kite it I waltz on down and find a nice little funeral wake...

 

[K. Ishitar]

Khi on ls>> What the hell happened?

Ladykiki>> Random pld pull...

darsha getting warmed up I have another shot of him wsing, this guy is basically my duo buddy for campaign since hell I can tank but I'm not the most efficient in the world

Apparently orcish counterstance is the devil for nins.../comfort assclowntank

 

[K. Ishitar]

trying to make those lazy npcs work for us but, the big guy is a popular mob it seems...when you meet this guy in campaign please bring him to the npcs he does a lot of wses with no tp and can pretty much kill you in 3 hits or so with wses

avi later joins the team, hey dork!

I think this is one of my favorite shots I've taken so far, lots of detail and emotion I think especially from avilas since he's the center of focus and uhh hey! lady panties=D

Err...all in all a decent shot ^^;

and of course this also turned out nice go go assclowntank

soon of course when we were owning it couldn't be so simple they sent the gnole brigade in...one of the most obnoxious to fight due to their hp recovery abilties

5 pages left...11 done so far^^;

 

[K. Ishitar]

Did some more exploring to break monotony

Kay! Can I keep it?!

Linhjah said no and that it would eat her and Methodsi=/

heard a lot about these things....one that they're tough(lol?) and they're annoying in campaign, they aren't even the size of neisan...

after wandering around looking for the exit in fort karugo narugo, i realized I wasn't getting anywhere and talked to a nice jp gal who led me out

Well the saruta in the past does reflect Windy well...

(an playground for kids that is)

 

[K. Ishitar]

Once again I'm not too fond of other nations but the windy npcs know how to fight it isn't lol banish II spam or melee until you die but lots of magic and summons...

wait did I say that? The king shall surely silence me D:

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I show you midgets and hookers praise and you lock me out like this?!! Infidels!

Oooh, I wonder if they can use poroggo abilities...must have a picture of me as a toad

about 5 mins later they weren't doing anything, don't think they can so I killed them all off, oh well. I later went to the proper entrance to windy and got a CS...why didn't my nation have a CS?! =/

Now THAT is one pimp taru, could be be ajido-marijudo? Been dying to meet him all this time in the past, the famous summoner that slaughtered so many yagudo and saved a nation with his own two hands...

*checks the text*

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/sigh...

well next thing you know, i stumble into a little kid

*I see ajido-marijudo text*

but where is he and why is this crumbsnatcher talking to me?

Uh oh...don't tell me THIS guy is...

/facepalm

/facepalm

.../sigh