The Wishing Hell Genie Game! (aka Corrupt-A-Wish)

[jyakotsu]

Granted, but they are galka.

I wish I had a kitten.

granted, but its a galka

I wish I had a genie I could wish for more wishes from.

 

[Tok]

granted, but its a galka

I wish I had a genie I could wish for more wishes from.

Granted, but everytime you make a wish he rapes you anally

I wish I knew what to do with my life

 

[jyakotsu]

Granted, but everytime you make a wish he rapes you anally

I wish I knew what to do with my life

Granted, but now you are my genie who I never want to make a wish from again.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[Shady]

Granted, but now you are my genie who I never want to make a wish from again.

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, but after a nuclear apocalypse you're destined to walk the earth alone, drinking radioactive water causing serious deformities and all your teeth, nails, and other extremities to fall off.

I wish I get the job I've been eagerly waiting to hear back from this week!

(PS my (ex) girlfriend is coming over tonight, maybe my wish really did come true! fingers crossed the rest of this nonsense doesnt lol).

 

[jyakotsu]

granted, but your ex-girlfriend tells you she's pregnant by you.

i wish buncy (our cat) weren't so rowdy.

Granted but then it turns into a cat with a Miros face and is no longer potty trained.

I wish the new Naruto episode came out today instead of thursday.

 

[Uzor]

Granted but then it turns into a cat with a Miros face and is no longer potty trained.

I wish the new Naruto episode came out today instead of thursday.

Granted, but its the last episode ever made.

I wish I have unlimited wishes from a good genie.

 

[jyakotsu]

Granted, but its the last episode ever made.

I wish I have unlimited wishes from a good genie.

Granted, but the good genie is an incarnate of Richard Simmons who only lets you have unlimited good wishes if you do sexual charades with him for a week prior to the wish.

I wish my laundry would do itself sometimes.

 

[Dancingweapon]

Granted, your laundry now 'do's itself and multiplies. You have more to clean now.

I wish my Gossip Girl season 1-3 box set would come in the morning instead of Thursday :'(

 

[JP]

Granted, your laundry now 'do's itself and multiplies. You have more to clean now.

I wish my Gossip Girl season 1-3 box set would come in the morning instead of Thursday :'(

Granted, but you end up going to sleep in the morning, like 7 AM and then the delivery man comes 20 minutes and ends up waking you up just to find out that it's actually something for someone else. You then kill the delivery person with a police officer right outside your house, end up going to jail for life, getting raped all the time in jail to the extent of the guards deciding that you'd just be better off getting the death penalty. Oh... and your box set got there 5 minutes after you killed the man and got arrested.

I wish I was as coo coo for Coco Puffs as that bird in the commercials.

 

[Sorrowfulturnip]

Granted but now your stuck in a clock for all eternity, giving people hourly reminders of the time.

I wish could be an all powerful sorcerer. (yes that was stolen from Aladdin lol)

 

[jyakotsu]

Granted but now your stuck in a clock for all eternity, giving people hourly reminders of the time.

I wish could be an all powerful sorcerer. (yes that was stolen from Aladdin lol)

Granted, you can cast all sorts of magical spells.... They just have to be for JustinP's sexual desires....

I wish that Miros was my Wishing Hell Genie and he be able to tear shit up with CC in the tomb. (see fanworks if you don't know what that means)

 

[Lukas]

Granted, you can cast all sorts of magical spells.... They just have to be for JustinP's sexual desires....

I wish that Miros was my Wishing Hell Genie and he be able to tear shit up with CC in the tomb. (see fanworks if you don't know what that means)

Granted. But you learn that it's not really a CC he's using, rather it's a horrific case of crabs from his boy-howdy. The crabs have been nurtured and trained to lead unsuspecting males into Miros's lair where a whole manner of dark sexual acts are performed. While fighting the giant penis in the tomb, you are whisked away by said crabs and are never heard from again.

I wish I were allowed to drink cocktails at work.

 

[Uzor]

Granted. But you learn that it's not really a CC he's using, rather it's a horrific case of crabs from his boy-howdy. The crabs have been nurtured and trained to lead unsuspecting males into Miros's lair where a whole manner of dark sexual acts are performed. While fighting the giant penis in the tomb, you are whisked away by said crabs and are never heard from again.

I wish I were allowed to drink cocktails at work.

Granted, but someone slipped date rape drugs in to your cocktail and proceed to rape you. He also takes pictures of the whole event and you're now ashamed of life and ridiculed, and no one wants to hire you again.

I wish it would be Friday.

 

[Nyosan~]

Granted, but someone slipped date rape drugs in to your cocktail and proceed to rape you. He also takes pictures of the whole event and you're now ashamed of life and ridiculed, and no one wants to hire you again.

I wish it would be Friday.

Granted. Unfortunately for you, your genie is a few millenia behind the times, and makes it frīgedæg, or the Day of Frige; you are filled with the spirit of the goddess of domesticity. You spend all day in the house, cooking and cleaning, naked, barefoot, and pregnant.

I wish most of the wishes didn't end up with people getting raped or sexually abused in some manner.

 

[Gerry]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, your genie is a few millenia behind the times, and makes it frīgedæg, or the Day of Frige; you are filled with the spirit of the goddess of domesticity. You spend all day in the house, cooking and cleaning, naked, barefoot, and pregnant.

I wish most of the wishes didn't end up with people getting raped or sexually abused in some manner.

Granted, many wishes will now result in horrendous murders, suicides, or twisted causes of death.

I wish my cat could sing.

 

[Dancingweapon]

Granted, many wishes will now result in horrendous murders, suicides, or twisted causes of death.

I wish my cat could sing.

Granted, however your cat gets hit by a speeding vehicle and you have to witness it, in full.

I wish that the above never comes true.

 

[Gerry]

Granted, however your cat gets hit by a speeding vehicle and you have to witness it, in full.

I wish that the above never comes true.

Granted, but the wish below must require a much more gruesome result.

I wish I had a Persona to summon (Persona 4 style).

 

[Uzor]

Granted, but the wish below must require a much more gruesome result.

I wish I had a Persona to summon (Persona 4 style).

Granted, but the wish below must require a much more gruesome result.

I wish I had a Persona to summon (Persona 4 style).

Granted, but the Persona is much too powerful for you to handle and end up slaughtering you in a most horrific way, by first dragging you down the highway for 1 mile, then make small cuts with a scalpel, which are then filled with smelt lead. As you're still alive and screaming from the pain, he then binds you to 4 horses which proceed to run in four different directions, resulting in your limbs slowly tearing off. You, now limbless and and terrified of your current situation, then feel him cutting your privates off, which are then burned on a stake in front of your eyes. Your Persona then proceed to cut your stomach open and drags your intestines out to burn at said stake. At this point, he leaves you out to rot among the wild animals.

Spoiler:

Does that qualify as a much more gruesome result?

I wish Final Fantasy XIV would become the most awesome game ever.

 

[Gerry]

Granted, but the Persona is much too powerful for you to handle and end up slaughtering you in a most horrific way, by first dragging you down the highway for 1 mile, then make small cuts with a scalpel, which are then filled with smelt lead. As you're still alive and screaming from the pain, he then binds you to 4 horses which proceed to run in four different directions, resulting in your limbs slowly tearing off. You, now limbless and and terrified of your current situation, then feel him cutting your privates off, which are then burned on a stake in front of your eyes. Your Persona then proceed to cut your stomach open and drags your intestines out to burn at said stake. At this point, he leaves you out to rot among the wild animals.

Spoiler:

Does that qualify as a much more gruesome result?

I wish Final Fantasy XIV would become the most awesome game ever.

Yes, that is very gruesome indeed.

I'll let someone else grant the wish this time.

 

[Georgebobbilly]

Granted, but the Persona is much too powerful for you to handle and end up slaughtering you in a most horrific way, by first dragging you down the highway for 1 mile, then make small cuts with a scalpel, which are then filled with smelt lead. As you're still alive and screaming from the pain, he then binds you to 4 horses which proceed to run in four different directions, resulting in your limbs slowly tearing off. You, now limbless and and terrified of your current situation, then feel him cutting your privates off, which are then burned on a stake in front of your eyes. Your Persona then proceed to cut your stomach open and drags your intestines out to burn at said stake. At this point, he leaves you out to rot among the wild animals.

Spoiler:

Does that qualify as a much more gruesome result?

I wish Final Fantasy XIV would become the most awesome game ever.

granted, but only because they scrapped everything and made it a wow clone.

I wish I had the power of teleportation.