The Wishing Hell Genie Game! (aka Corrupt-A-Wish)

[Gerry]

granted, but only because they scrapped everything and made it a wow clone.

I wish I had the power of teleportation.

Granted, but by accident you teleport into the centre of the sun, instantly dying.

Edit: I wish I had a sandwich.

 

[Morwen]

Granted, but by accident you teleport into the centre of the sun, instantly dying.

Edit: I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted! This is the best sandwich you've ever tasted. Every ingredient is at the peak of freshness. The taste is crisp, full and satisfying. After having this Perfect Sandwich, you decide that life is just aces and decide to go for a walk. As soon as you step outside and onto the street a plane crash lands into your family home, instantly killing every person and animal you've ever loved. Somehow from the collateral damage you are spared. You are taken to hospital, checked out as ok and go to a friends house where you learn all of your favorite anime have been cancelled and are forced to watch Absolutely Fabulous reruns.

I wish I had telekinisis.

 

[jyakotsu]

Granted! This is the best sandwich you've ever tasted. Every ingredient is at the peak of freshness. The taste is crisp, full and satisfying. After having this Perfect Sandwich, you decide that life is just aces and decide to go for a walk. As soon as you step outside and onto the street a plane crash lands into your family home, instantly killing every person and animal you've ever loved. Somehow from the collateral damage you are spared. You are taken to hospital, checked out as ok and go to a friends house where you learn all of your favorite anime have been cancelled and are forced to watch Absolutely Fabulous reruns.

I wish I had telekinisis.

Granted, but by getting telekinisis you find out that your BF actually likes men and decides to elope with JP and/or Lukas at the same time.

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner, because everyone would be in love with me.

 

[JP]

Granted, but by getting telekinisis you find out that your BF actually likes men and decides to elope with JP and/or Lukas at the same time.

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner, because everyone would be in love with me.

Granted, but I just ate you. You weren't a wiener long enough for people to be in love with you.

I wish I would stop being included in Jyak/Lukas's sick granted wishes <_<.

 

[Uzor]

Granted, but I just ate you. You weren't a wiener long enough for people to be in love with you.

I wish I would stop being included in Jyak/Lukas's sick granted wishes <_<.

Granted, but its no longer their wish - its a reality.

I wish animal cruelty would stop.

 

[Sorrowfulturnip]

Granted. But now those that hurt animals will hurt you and your friends instead.

I wish I could get a steady job rather than only when work is available. Steady paychecks would be nice.

 

[Uzor]

Granted, just as you get a job the world is thrown in to chaos, making money useless as everyone now live by a "To each their own" and "The strongest survive" basis.

I wish we would invent faster-than-light travel so I can visit another solar system

 

[Georgebobbilly]

Granted, just as you get a job the world is thrown in to chaos, making money useless as everyone now live by a "To each their own" and "The strongest survive" basis.

I wish we would invent faster-than-light travel so I can visit another solar system

granted, but unfortunately since it was developed by a corperation and made for profit it was rushed, it failed to work properly and while you are in another solar system it fried and you have no way of getting back.

I wish I could be asleep now instead of at work.

 

[jyakotsu]

granted, but unfortunately since it was developed by a corperation and made for profit it was rushed, it failed to work properly and while you are in another solar system it fried and you have no way of getting back.

I wish I could be asleep now instead of at work.

Granted, but now you are so deep asleep that only a kiss from a hairy, sweaty, fat man from the Biggest loser can wake you from your deep slumber.

I wish that JP would just enjoy the wishing hell genie wishes Lukas and I make for him.

 

[Arkangel]

Granted, but now you are so deep asleep that only a kiss from a hairy, sweaty, fat man from the Biggest loser can wake you from your deep slumber.

I wish that JP would just enjoy the wishing hell genie wishes Lukas and I make for him.

Granted: but now all he wants to do in each of the wishes that you grant is rape you two anally and tells you how much you like it while doing it

I wish that I had a good wish to wish

 

[jyakotsu]

That's just fucked up.

Granted, but you mispronounce a word and instead of "sex", you say "socks", and are given three socks, as in punches, a day for the rest of your life.

I wish I weren't so damn awesome.

Granted, but then the genie realized that he couldn't fully understand your request so instead he put Myrrh's Awesome l33t sauce all over your face.

I wish I could walk on water.

 

[Thelona]

Granted, but then the genie realized that he couldn't fully understand your request so instead he put Myrrh's Awesome l33t sauce all over your face.

I wish I could walk on water.

granted, but now you ALWAYS walk on water, you cant take a bath, or get in a swimming pool or hot tub ever again, because the water is as hard as concrete to you.
also every time it rains you have to stay inside because the drops feel like rocks.

I wish I had a beach house, Outer-Banks North Carolina preferably.

 

[Morcheeba]

granted, but now you ALWAYS walk on water, you cant take a bath, or get in a swimming pool or hot tub ever again, because the water is as hard as concrete to you.
also every time it rains you have to stay inside because the drops feel like rocks.

I wish I had a beach house, Outer-Banks North Carolina preferably.

Granted. You win a waterfront beach house, a cursed beach house, situated on the top of a cliff. You spend the first month moving in and living out of boxes, greasy take out and seafood. Shortly into your second month a landslide destroys your beach house by smashing it into rocks below. It takes the rest of the year to rebuild only for you to suffer this same disaster every year for all the years you own the house.

I wish I had my dream career.

 

[Dancingweapon]

Granted. You win a waterfront beach house, a cursed beach house, situated on the top of a cliff. You spend the first month moving in and living out of boxes, greasy take out and seafood. Shortly into your second month a landslide destroys your beach house by smashing it into rocks below. It takes the rest of the year to rebuild only for you to suffer this same disaster every year for all the years you own the house.

I wish I had my dream career.

Granted, but this job is SO good you end up never leaving your work place. You lose contact with all family and friends, never talk to anyone again and effectively become a zombie who lives to work this said dream job. Your husband and new born forget you even exists :/

I wish Lady GaGa's new album would release faster. And I live to see it/hear it the full way through at least :/

 

[JP]

Granted, but this job is SO good you end up never leaving your work place. You lose contact with all family and friends, never talk to anyone again and effectively become a zombie who lives to work this said dream job. Your husband and new born forget you even exists :/

I wish Lady GaGa's new album would release faster. And I live to see it/hear it the full way through at least :/

Granted, but it's shit.

I wish people weren't so stupid.

 

[Sorrowfulturnip]

Granted. Only everyone is still stupid its just that your more stupid so it seems like everyone else is just smarter.

I wish I lived on a tropical Island with blue waters and palm trees.

 

[JP]

Granted, but you're not on a tropical island and you have brown water and no trees. (see what I did thar?)

I wish my last wish was actually granted.

 

[jyakotsu]

Granted, but you're not on a tropical island and you have brown water and no trees. (see what I did thar?)

I wish my last wish was actually granted.

Granted but you are now too dumb to enjoy the fruits of your wishes.

I wish I could sleep with JP and DW at the same time.

 

[Dancingweapon]

Granted but you are now too dumb to enjoy the fruits of your wishes.

I wish I could sleep with JP and DW at the same time.

Granted, but it's the best thing that's ever happened to you in your life. Nothing can top such an amazing moment like it. That's it, there is not down fall to such a scenario, well maybe JP can be a little limp, but that's about it really. Nothing a Viagra ad from Orinna won't fix anyway!

I wish they catch above sex scene on tape for future viewing.

 

[JP]

Granted, but it's the best thing that's ever happened to you in your life. Nothing can top such an amazing moment like it. That's it, there is not down fall to such a scenario, well maybe JP can be a little limp, but that's about it really. Nothing a Viagra ad from Orinna won't fix anyway!

I wish they catch above sex scene on tape for future viewing.

Granted, but it's so intensely amazing that anyone who watches is dies immediately after watching it.

I wish the sex included someone else as well.