The Wishing Hell Genie Game! (aka Corrupt-A-Wish)

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Granted, however it is the same job that Miros had as the Admin of this site.

I wish that FFXI was as popular and as much fun as it was 5-8 years ago.

Granted, but with a massive surge of popularity there's major inflation at the AH and you are forced to sell yourself to complete the most menial of quests.

I wish I wasn't as tired as I am all the time.
 
Granted, but with a massive surge of popularity there's major inflation at the AH and you are forced to sell yourself to complete the most menial of quests.

I wish I wasn't as tired as I am all the time.

Granted but because you have more free time on your hands because of being less tired... you pick up said inflated ffxi and play it 10 hours a day... Hanging out with the likes of Farthelegend, Kumar, and Jadetherattlesnake.

I wish that Christmas felt more like Christmas this year. (It must be because I am getting closer to 30 now).
 
Granted, but it's because you're now in your 80's and senile, giving you a second childhood... complete with messy diapers.

I wish I could eat this cheesecake rather than share it with friends tomorrow.... >.>;
 
Granted, but it's because you're now in your 80's and senile, giving you a second childhood... complete with messy diapers.

I wish I could eat this cheesecake rather than share it with friends tomorrow.... >.>;

Granted but then after eating the cake you realize you ate your best friend's engagement ring that was stashed in the cheesecake. He was going to propose to his girlfriend at this holiday party, now you must tell everyone at the party why the "cake was a lie."

I wish I could see this one person right now, she had to go home for the holidays.. and I had to stay here for my families holidays.
 
granted, but now her family's house is on fire where she's visiting and you have to pay for the motel for all of them.


I wish i could get jyak to change his avatar he's been using for the past 5 years.
 
granted, but now her family's house is on fire where she's visiting and you have to pay for the motel for all of them.


I wish i could get jyak to change his avatar he's been using for the past 5 years.
Actually I did get to see her so my wish came true haha.
Granted, but since Jyak uses only Scrubs related avatars.... It remains a picture of JD/Zach Braff.

I wish that we had some snow in los angeles... It is a beautiful day, but snow would have made this holiday season even brighter!
 
Actually I did get to see her so my wish came true haha.
Granted, but since Jyak uses only Scrubs related avatars.... It remains a picture of JD/Zach Braff.

I wish that we had some snow in los angeles... It is a beautiful day, but snow would have made this holiday season even brighter!

Granted, but now your wonderful sunny LA looks more like this... newfoundland_highway_arctic_snowblower.jpg, good old fashioned Newfie winter =p You'll need food for at least a few weeks til you're able to shovel up and out of your front door. Yes, they often have snow topping their roofs.

I wish my precious kitty would stop using my couch as a GD litter box. And my armchair as a female pussy in heat ><
 
Granted, but now your wonderful sunny LA looks more like this...View attachment 297, good old fashioned Newfie winter =p You'll need food for at least a few weeks til you're able to shovel up and out of your front door. Yes, they often have snow topping their roofs.

I wish my precious kitty would stop using my couch as a GD litter box. And my armchair as a female pussy in heat ><

Granted, but now your precious cat gets a urinary tract infection and has to have surgery because pussy hasn't used the potty in quite a long time!

I wish I could find a decent roommate to share my new house with.
 
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